Ask the All Purpose Fox

[Dakata]

Why does ebil widdle Gully let me call him Kitty?

Because my name is Kit.  Plus, I'm a Kittiwake.

Why is Kitty an ebil liar?

If I kicked a puppy, would I go to hell?

If I kicked a puppy infront of a doggy/wolfie forumite, would I get my a** kicked?

[Gabi]

List of individuals awaiting punishment:
-Supercheese
-Huggable Kio
-Evil.Iguana
-Gullible

Do you think anyone (other than DDR and those who helped him train, you know who you are, and I'm jealous ><) else plays Runescape?

Yes. The game wouldn't still exist if only one person played it.

Quote from: Reuben Phoenico on Today at 02:59:34 PM
What is the stealthiest way to shave ones legs?

Plasma cutters.

What if you lack a plasma cutter, and instead have to choose between a FUSION Cutter and a Plasma CANNON .  Then which would be the better option?

BTW you get 1 free karma point if you can tell me where those weapons come from without looking at the URLs to the images. 

I don't care for this karma thing. Go for the fusion cutter, it cuts.

Will Xze continue to get better at drawing anthros?

Yes, if you keep practising.

Will Xze-Xze be the only one giving me compliments on my art? Even if it's Aww....

I thought I had, but you shouldn't depend on people complimenting your art.

Is there anyone in this or any other dimension who can beat a Mega Man game without taking any damage by using cheats?

In a futile attempt to speed up my computer, I was deleting unneccessary files and programs and accidentally removed the (admittedly useless) MS Paint program. Unfortunately, it's the only program I know how to color with. How do I get it back?

I'd like those questions answered too, please.

Just out of curiousity, if I quoted myself like this but didn't ask a new question, would I be in trouble, since the questions in the quote hadn't been answered?

Yes, it's technically possible.
Try the Windows CD or equivalent. Or try to learn to use a better program, this may just be for the best.
No, since you were re-asking your old but still unanswered questions.

Why in heck don't the envelope-making people make the glue-stuff taste like something yummy? Like chocolate? Because I would totally buy those.

It may increase the cost of the envelopes, but you coukd try making them yourself and see how many you can sell.

What is sexy?

A variety of things, to be sure. But the generic answer would be an adjective.

Is that the sort of adjective that is also a noun, verb, and, indeed, almost every word in a sentence? :-)

No, it isn't.

Are Emo-mimes real, or are they a myth? << >>
(Edit: And if they are real, do they have invisible knives that they use for cu-*Remembers that there are kids here* >>...being emo?)

Why does ebil widdle Gully let me call him Kitty?

*Bwahahah* *Sleepy*

Never heard of them. And Gully's already answered your other question, but he's not an APF, so shame on you, Gullible! For that, and for answering the Runescape question as well.

Dakata has posted more questions while I was typing, but I don't have much time and they're not good questions anyway.

Maybe we should make an APF Wall of Shame listing the names and number of offenses of people who broke the rules here. What do you think, AP team?

[Dakata]

Where's Ink? Shouldn't he be punishing bad forumites?

Why does my Yap have a twitchy ear?

Why aren't Gabbers' yaps animated?

Do I still have to go in the corner for having nawty thoughts 'caz of that evil little kids' channel thingie?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

When did Poofy become an APF? I wasn't aware he was a fox, let alone a all-purpose one...

BTW, Vaguely Creepy, you could try going into the windows add/remove programs area, and removing,applying, and re-adding it, using, as Gabi suggests, the windows cd.

[RJ]

Is it wrong for me to steal money from my brother although he owes me money back from a while ago? >.>

[Gullible]

How would any APF know why Dakata calls me Kitty?

[Gareeku]

If I kicked a puppy infront of a doggy/wolfie forumite, would I get my a** kicked?

Allow me to answer this one: Yes, you would.

[Gullible]

What do you think, AP team?

In 2005, a fox commando unit was sent to prison by a DMFA court for a crime they didn't commit.  These foxes promptly escaped from being swiftly banned and escaped into the forum's underground.  Today, still wanted by the Government, they survive as All Purpose Foxes.  If you have a question, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can ask: the AP team....

(Ink is Mr T.  I tried to draw Ink with gold chains, but I just can't draw. >.< )

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

ah, was it a kangaroo court? :-)

[Gabi]

No, Tiger_T is Mister T. That has already been stated. And now, get out of this topic! *Smites Gullible.* ...Et tu, Gareeku?

And for the record, Poofy is an official All Purpose canine. Check page 2 to see who's authorized to answer questions here.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah, yes. I remember reading that. Somewhat. :-)

.. That doesn't say he's an All-Purpose Fox, or even Canine, merely that he's a member of the team. Which, of course, makes one wonder who we have to bribe, and how much, in order to answer questions.

Would it be wise to ask such a hypothetical question?

[Gabi]

Since when do you care about wisdom?

If you make a hypothetical question, you can get a hypothetical answer. Personally, I'm immune to bribery. But we may or may not enroll new team members to replace the inactive ones eventually. Note that this is a hypothetical answer, so don't start saying I said we'd be taking new members if we don't. I never said we will, that's only for time and us to tell. But if we did, begging for a spot would be very likely to disqualify you from getting one.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Thankyou.

Please, please may I have a place? Pretty please with sugar on the top?

(I thought I'd get that out of the way now, rather than leaving it hanging over everyone's head - besides, who would want *me* to answer any of their questions? Just look at my karma :-)

[Gabi]

Funny. No one else had asked us NOT to make him All Purpose. That is a wish we can easily grant.

I guess I'll keep bugging you with questions in the chat. It's only fair.

[HealingBlight]

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[Dakata]

If I kicked a puppy infront of a doggy/wolfie forumite, would I get my a** kicked?

Allow me to answer this one: Yes, you would.

What if the puppy hurt me first? (It probably would. >> Dogs always try to attack me IRL.)

Why do evil kids' shows keep making Dakata have nawty thoughts?

Am I allowed to play with Llearch? >=3 *Bwahahahahahahahah...*

Grr. Why isn't the cord thing for my laptop working? DX It'll work for a few seconds, then stop working, then work for a few more seconds, and so on...*Grr grr grr* My battery's gunna friggin' die. DX

Is Kitty (Gullible) related to any Boobie-birds?

If I smite Llearch, can I get a cookie? 0X3 *Bwahahah*

Edit:
What are some good GBA/GBC games that an 8 year old video game otaku (fanatic) would probably like? >>
(Bleh. Little brother wants some games. XP)

[blade]

What cake is the best kind of cake?

And another question of opinion, when I finish toying with those images I got in my BoE, where shall I post them? ;p

[Suwako]

what kind of coins where used in holland before the euro whas introduced?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Am I allowed to make life... interesting... for Dakata? Should I just smile, nod, and smite her whilst she's not looking?

Or would I be better off just rising above such temptations?

[Kio]

Why was I being punished?  Did I do something bad?

[Fresnor]

Who are the official Bish's of the forums?

[KarlOmega1]

If you could go out on a date with any of the forumites, who would it be?

[Suwako]

truth or dare?

[Gullible]

Are you scared after 789?

[roninfoxtail]

I know I shoudn't bother asking this, but when, if ever, would you start taking new people for APF team?

[Gabi]

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What if the puppy hurt me first? (It probably would. >> Dogs always try to attack me IRL.)

Why do evil kids' shows keep making Dakata have nawty thoughts?

Am I allowed to play with Llearch? >=3 *Bwahahahahahahahah...*

Grr. Why isn't the cord thing for my laptop working? DX It'll work for a few seconds, then stop working, then work for a few more seconds, and so on...*Grr grr grr* My battery's gunna friggin' die. DX

Is Kitty (Gullible) related to any Boobie-birds?

If I smite Llearch, can I get a cookie? 0X3 *Bwahahah*

Edit:
What are some good GBA/GBC games that an 8 year old video game otaku (fanatic) would probably like? >>
(Bleh. Little brother wants some games. XP)

You must be giving them reasons to attack you. Just leave them alone.
Because you have naughty thoughts regardless of what you see.
I'm not stopping you (as long as you keep your games out of this topic), but I must warn you. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Maybe the cord is making a false contact. Does it start/stop working if you move it?
Just about as much as you are.
No. Bad Dakata. No cookie.

What cake is the best kind of cake?

And another question of opinion, when I finish toying with those images I got in my BoE, where shall I post them? ;p

There's a saying here that startes nothing's written about tastes. I personally like ice-cream cake the most.
I guess we could repost the sketchbook topic at the Tower of Art. That would be the best place, I think.

what kind of coins where used in holland before the euro whas introduced?

Florins.

Am I allowed to make life... interesting... for Dakata? Should I just smile, nod, and smite her whilst she's not looking?

Or would I be better off just rising above such temptations?

Do as you wish, but, as I said to Dakata, keep it out of this topic.

Why was I being punished?  Did I do something bad?

Yes, you made a post without a question right here.

Who are the official Bish's of the forums?

There's never been an official list, but Janus seems to be a favorite.

If you could go out on a date with any of the forumites, who would it be?

I already have.

truth or dare?

Truth.

Are you scared after 789?

No.

I know I shoudn't bother asking this, but when, if ever, would you start taking new people for APF team?

I thought I'd emphasized the fact that it was a hypothetical answer. Hypothetical things may happen at any hypothetical time.

[Tiger_T]

Are you scared after 789?

I wouldn't know what's so scary about sevenhundredninety.

truth or dare?

Depends.

If you could go out on a date with any of the forumites, who would it be?

Not you.

Who are the official Bish's of the forums?

The list keeps growing.

Am I allowed to make life... interesting... for Dakata? Should I just smile, nod, and smite her whilst she's not looking?

Or would I be better off just rising above such temptations?

Let Ink handle it and enjoy watching.

What cake is the best kind of cake?

And another question of opinion, when I finish toying with those images I got in my BoE, where shall I post them? ;p

The ones you get for free.
In 'The outer Fortress' or maybe in the 'Tower of Art'.

What if the puppy hurt me first? (It probably would. >> Dogs always try to attack me IRL.)

Why do evil kids' shows keep making Dakata have nawty thoughts?

Am I allowed to play with Llearch? >=3 *Bwahahahahahahahah...*

Grr. Why isn't the cord thing for my laptop working? DX It'll work for a few seconds, then stop working, then work for a few more seconds, and so on...*Grr grr grr* My battery's gunna friggin' die. DX

Is Kitty (Gullible) related to any Boobie-birds?

If I smite Llearch, can I get a cookie? 0X3 *Bwahahah*

Edit:
What are some good GBA/GBC games that an 8 year old video game otaku (fanatic) would probably like? >>
(Bleh. Little brother wants some games. XP)

No excuses. No kicking.
Because Dakata is a littlew pervy.
I said No Kicking.
Maybe it's got a loose connection.
No. Gullible seems to be a seagull.
No cookies and no kicking.

?

Sure.

Is it wrong for me to steal money from my brother although he owes me money back from a while ago? >.>

Yes. Don't go there. Ask him nicely to remind him about the money.

Where's Ink? Shouldn't he be punishing bad forumites?

Why does my Yap have a twitchy ear?

Why aren't Gabbers' yaps animated?

Do I still have to go in the corner for having nawty thoughts 'caz of that evil little kids' channel thingie?

He should be around soon.
Because I animated it for you.
They are. She just chose the still versions to be displayed.
Yes. And have some brainsoap. *hands out*

[Gabi]

Some people are lucky... They got 2 answers for the price of one.

[Saist]

Some people are lucky... They got 2 answers for the price of one.

Is that a bad thing?

[Gullible]

Are you scared after 789?

I wouldn't know what's so scary about sevenhundredninety.

But seven eight nine!