Ask the All Purpose Fox

[Gullible]

Why does Dakata scare me?

And why is it toasting a bagel for two minutes seems to have no effect at all, then you put it in for another thirty seconds and it comes out black?  I lose more bagels that way... 

[Malakin]

What would you do if a fox, but not an AP-fox answered a question ?

[Suwako]

Why did you chose  a fox as fursona?

[pinkbird]

What is the stealthiest way to shave ones legs?

[Gullible]

Why does Reuben want to know that? 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why don't more people use Mozilla Firefox?  It pwns.

[bill]

Except when it crashes on me. Which it does. Alot.

[xHaZxMaTx]

It never crashes on me, except once and it was quite ironic.  It crashed when I was viewing Firefox Flix which is a bunch of home-made videos depicting how awesome Firefox is.  And without Firefox, you can't see the sexiness of my transparent .png sig and avvie.

[ITOS]

Why does Firefox work so slow for me?

[Supercheese]

Why don't more people use Mozilla Firefox?  It pwns.

Verily and indeed. Verdeed, even.

[ShadesFox]

What would you do if your boyfriend/girlfriend was a cubi?

I would have some fun... evil plots forever!

Eh. I probably have twitchy hands. XP


~How can I make my hands not twitchy?
~What if I don't wanna go in the cooorneeeeeeeeeer? DX
~Why are humans boring? / Why are Furries not boring?

Stab it with a spork.
Too bad!  Maybe next time you will think twice before feeding a bird some alka seltzer.
Because you see them everywhere.  Because they are unusual ;p

What would you think if you saw a rabbit with a little fly on its nose?

I would think "Poor fly, doesn't he know that rabbits are killers?"

Why is dakata thinking disgusting stuff about PBS sprout, it could have been cake ya know?

Well, some people just don't know how to keep their pants on ya know.

What could be the worst question anyone's ever asked the APF team?

That is a harsh one.  The one I can think of off hand is the one where KarlOmega had delusions about being a mod.

Why?

Yes

Why is dakaya thiking disgusting stuff about PBS sprout, it could have been cake ya know?

LIES!

Why did Kio spell my name wrong? >>

Should I destroy him?

...

Ish widdle Boogey scawy or is he cute and hawmwess wike a widdle bunny-wabbit? X3 *Bwahahahahah*

*Hides*

Well, that is more of a statment then a question, but you are standing up for your honor so I'll let it slide.
Someone forgot that this is a forum and they can check such things?
Oh no.  It is more fun if you just watch.  They usually do worse things to them selves X3
Harmless?  That thing is a killer!  Look at those fangs!

Is Dakata always ncer to other people?

Nicer, sure... *shifty eyes*

To Kio: Maybe. >

Have any of the APFs ever played with SmarterChild?
(He's a bot on AIM and MSN...and ICQ too I think.)
His AIM SN: SmarterChild
His MSN SN: SmarterChild@hotmail.com

...

He's an evil bot.

*Gasp* Some proof!
(Kio, you might not wanna look at that. )

(I'll edit my post and remove the link if the pic's inappropriate. )

I've not talked with him... hmm....

Why does Dakata scare me?

And why is it toasting a bagel for two minutes seems to have no effect at all, then you put it in for another thirty seconds and it comes out black?  I lose more bagels that way... 

Survival instinct.
Blame the bagel union.

What would you do if a fox, but not an AP-fox answered a question ?

Feed him to Dr. Ink.  Though with Ink he would probably turn into a vixen...

Why did you chose  a fox as fursona?

Well, it started years ago, I was thinking "Damn, the foxes get all the chicks..."
Then I was a fox.

What is the stealthiest way to shave ones legs?

Plasma cutters.

Why does Reuben want to know that? 

He likes hot plasmaish death?  I mean, why do you like plasma Reuben?

Why don't more people use Mozilla Firefox?  It pwns.

Lazy factor.  Involves getting software.

Except when it crashes on me. Which it does. Alot.

How odd.

It never crashes on me, except once and it was quite ironic.  It crashed when I was viewing Firefox Flix which is a bunch of home-made videos depicting how awesome Firefox is.  And without Firefox, you can't see the sexiness of my transparent .png sig and avvie.

I once had firefox crash, then again I inserted a bunch of nasty code into it so I had it coming.  Still... I'm not seeing a question here...

Why does Firefox work so slow for me?

Probably low memory.  They really need to fix up that part of firefox.

Why don't more people use Mozilla Firefox?  It pwns.

Verily and indeed. Verdeed, even.

More not question posts...  I'm getting too soft.  That shall have to be fixed next post...

[pinkbird]

I mean, why do you like plasma Reuben?

Because there is a lot of it at ready supply on the boat.

[ShadesFox]

I mean, why do you like plasma Reuben?

Because there is a lot of it at ready supply on the boat.

Hah!  I fooled you non-question asker!
*Chases Reuben with a plasma cannon, firing wildly.*

[pinkbird]

Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuggggghhhh!!!!!!!
*hides inside a void*
Why must my life be such a hideous montage of humiliation and pain?

[HealingBlight]

Which hat is better: FKKs or RJs?

[Kenji]

Which hat is better: FKKs or RJs?

The simple answer is that they are both equally awesome. Thus, they unified into an unholy alliance that can be viewed in the AC thread, depicted in the group picture to RJ.

[Kio]

Do you think anyone (other than DDR and those who helped him train, you know who you are, and I'm jealous ><) else plays Runescape?

[EvilIguana966]

Quote from: Reuben Phoenico on Today at 02:59:34 PM
What is the stealthiest way to shave ones legs?

Plasma cutters.

What if you lack a plasma cutter, and instead have to choose between a FUSION Cutter and a Plasma CANNON .  Then which would be the better option?

BTW you get 1 free karma point if you can tell me where those weapons come from without looking at the URLs to the images. 

[Supercheese]

BTW you get 1 free karma point if you can tell me where those weapons come from without looking at the URLs to the images. 

Yoda Stories for the fusion cutter! I love that game!

...at least, I'm pretty sure... perhaps the image is extremely similar to that of Yoda Stories', yet comes from a different Star Wars game.

Edit edit: Blast. Appears that particular variety of fusion cutter is from Dark Forces 2...

[Nikki]

Will Xze continue to get better at drawing anthros?

[Kio]

Will Xze-Xze be the only one giving me compliments on my art? Even if it's Aww....

[Nikki]

Will Xze-Xze be the only one giving me compliments on my art? Even if it's Aww....

sowwie 

[Kio]

I didn't mean that to be a bad thig!  It' supposed to be a good thing!  Don't cry...or...or...

[EvilIguana966]

BTW you get 1 free karma point if you can tell me where those weapons come from without looking at the URLs to the images. 

Yoda Stories for the fusion cutter! I love that game!

...at least, I'm pretty sure... perhaps the image is extremely similar to that of Yoda Stories', yet comes from a different Star Wars game.

Edit edit: Blast. Appears that particular variety of fusion cutter is from Dark Forces 2...

Actually from Dark forces 1.  Both of em. 

[Vaguely Creepy]

Is there anyone in this or any other dimension who can beat a Mega Man game without taking any damage by using cheats?

In a futile attempt to speed up my computer, I was deleting unneccessary files and programs and accidentally removed the (admittedly useless) MS Paint program. Unfortunately, it's the only program I know how to color with. How do I get it back?

I'd like those questions answered too, please.

Just out of curiousity, if I quoted myself like this but didn't ask a new question, would I be in trouble, since the questions in the quote hadn't been answered?

[Hilary]

Why in heck don't the envelope-making people make the glue-stuff taste like something yummy? Like chocolate? Because I would totally buy those.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What is sexy?

A variety of things, to be sure. But the generic answer would be an adjective.

Is that the sort of adjective that is also a noun, verb, and, indeed, almost every word in a sentence? :-)

[Gullible]

Do you think anyone (other than DDR and those who helped him train, you know who you are, and I'm jealous ><) else plays Runescape?

I played, but I already gave away all my valuables, before you ask. 

[Dakata]

Are Emo-mimes real, or are they a myth? << >>
(Edit: And if they are real, do they have invisible knives that they use for cu-*Remembers that there are kids here* >>...being emo?)

Why does ebil widdle Gully let me call him Kitty?

*Bwahahah* *Sleepy*

[Gullible]

Why does ebil widdle Gully let me call him Kitty?

Because my name is Kit.  Plus, I'm a Kittiwake.