Ask the All Purpose Fox

[ShadesFox]

Ask the all purpose fox mark II deluxe uber special edition boxed set dvds!

The rules are simple.  You ask questions and we provide answers.  We being members of the AP team.
No promises on what kind of answer though, I'll just give you one. So ask away grasshopper.

PS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.

Also, rhetorical questions will be answered at random.  Please also note that this is standard policy for all questions, but this case warrants special attention.

Oh yes, this is NOT a forum help thread.  Forum related questions will be treated as rhetorical questions.  If you have any real forum questions they should be PMed to a forum mod, not the APFs.  We are just as inclined to set folk on fire as answer their question.
The correct forum for asking questions about the forums is here http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?board=5.0

Oh yes, a list of APFs and friends.

All Purpose Foxes:
Shadesfox
Azlan
Gabi

Other All Purpose Team members:
Tiger_T
FireKatKid
Fresnor
Poofyspikes
Furry Freak
Gareeku
Eibbor_N
Roureem Egas

Official tea bringer:
Eibbor_N

Official punisher:
Ink

[roninfoxtail]

... shoudn't you put up a faq of all the questions like "can I be All Puporse?" and stuff like that?

[Kasarn]

Can I be an All Porpoise Fox?

[ShadesFox]

That is actually a really good idea... have a karma cookie Ronin

And no, no APF for you.  What species are you?

[Kasarn]

Can I say I'm really a Porpoise/Fox hybrid trapped inside a wolf's body?

[roninfoxtail]

How long do you think it'll take for us to settle in here with all the important topics? (important being the stuff we liked on the other forums, games and RPs don't count)

[ShadesFox]

No I wouldn't believe you ;p

Anyways, it looks like a lot of the important topics have settled in already.  Though I like this collection of smilies up in the post thingy... I"m going to have to prod them a lot more.

[Roureem Egas]

Would you say there is some correlation between actual handwriting and typing skills or spelling ability?

[Dakata]

-Why do we have the karma thing? It SUCKZ.

-If Ink found out that a forumite was afraid of needles, what would he do? << >>

-Why am I so bored?

[ElectroMotive]

why are PC's so handicapped?

Why are Macs so superior to PCs?

[ShadesFox]

Would you say there is some correlation between actual handwriting and typing skills or spelling ability?

Nope.  None at all.  For instance, I can type really fast and very accurate.  I have no handwriting to speak of.  If I can dig up the thing I did for Taski I would show you...

-Why do we have the karma thing? It SUCKZ.

-If Ink found out that a forumite was afraid of needles, what would he do? << >>

-Why am I so bored?

Not sure.  I'm just ignoring it.  I may even write a script to kill it in the future.

The same thing he always does...

Not sure, but it may have something to do with just surfing the web <_<

why are PC's so handicapped?

Why are Macs so superior to PCs?

Because you aren't willing to pay for the really good hardware.

Not so much really.  It has gotten much better since ganking most of FreeBSD ;p

[pinkbird]

Why do I always get stuck on the mid watch?
What is there to do in Charleston, SC?
Why am I so hyper right now?

[roninfoxtail]

-Why do we have the karma thing? It SUCKZ.

Not sure.  I'm just ignoring it.  I may even write a script to kill it in the future.

Can't we just ask Darkmoon to turn it off? That should be possible.

[Zina]

How're you?

[Roureem Egas]

Will the good fairy dispense advice to just anyone?

Why is the topic spelled wrong? :o

[Destina Faroda]

Here's a question to ask:  "Why ask why?"

[Saist]

What are the odds that Janus and Ink will ever tire of a Blue Kitten?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why do I have no drawing talent?

[Fresnor]

Here's a good question.  Why did you mispell Purose?  Shouldn't there be a 'p' in there?

[Destina Faroda]

Why do I have no drawing talent?

There's no possible way you can be worse than me.  No possible way.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

if a horse walks into a bar, and no one's there to see it, does it still constitute a joke?

also, comments on new display name?

[xHaZxMaTx]

If a man says something, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Vaguely Creepy]

What's your honest opinion on the new forums so far (aside from the karma and ranks)?

[Poofyspikes]

Why do I always get stuck on the mid watch?
What is there to do in Charleston, SC?
Why am I so hyper right now?

That's middle management for you.

As far as I know, pester FKK.

It could have something to do with that needle. And that empty bag of sugar.

-Why do we have the karma thing? It SUCKZ.

Not sure.  I'm just ignoring it.  I may even write a script to kill it in the future.

Can't we just ask Darkmoon to turn it off? That should be possible.

If that happens, there might be a rebellion against Dmoon or something. Because as good as change can be, there will always be those who resist it. Usually those with ridiculously high positive karma.

How're you?

Doing quite well, thanks for asking!

Will the good fairy dispense advice to just anyone?

Why is the topic spelled wrong? :o

Just like any other business, she reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. That means you.

I don't see any misspelling. It must be simply a figment of your imagination. Now go away.

Here's a question to ask:  "Why ask why?"

To keep us APFs employed.

What are the odds that Janus and Ink will ever tire of a Blue Kitten?

Roughly never. Have a nice day.

Why do I have no drawing talent?

Let me introduce you to the concept of a bell curve. You're on the far left side.

Here's a good question.  Why did you mispell Purose?  Shouldn't there be a 'p' in there?

Argh! There is, was, and forever will be a p in there. Please, think nothing of the contrary. *tranqs Fresnor*

if a horse walks into a bar, and no one's there to see it, does it still constitute a joke?

also, comments on new display name?

Nope, that's just animal cruelty.

Well, it states that you're a fox...

If a man says something, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Let's find out. *chucks HazMat into the middle of a rather far-off desert*

What's your honest opinion on the new forums so far (aside from the karma and ranks)?

Well, it seems to be a tad more cluttered.

[Hilary]

Why don't they make the glue-stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

[blade]

What is my purpose?

What is my purrpose?

[ShadesFox]

Why don't they make the glue-stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Because then you would get envelope junkies, with kids that just sit around all day and lick envelopes.  Think of the children!

What is my purpose?

What is my purrpose?

Is this a song?  I really don't like singing though, I sound awful...

Still, for your purpose, it seems to revolve around drawing the cute and evil.  A grand cause indeed!  Like, the cat 

[blade]

hehe, not a song.

and can I give you a hug Shades?

[Kenji]

All Purpose Kat reporting for duty, sir! Just as soon as I feel like it, sir!
Umm... and while I'm at it, why not..


Why does fire rock so much?

[Kenji]

What is there to do in Charleston, SC?

Go to North Charleston and go to Frankie's Fun Park. Or hang at the mall. Hmm... go exploring in the woods and marshes, that's always fun. The exploring one's mainly what I do. Mmmm, marshlands.