corrupt a wish yet again

[VAE]

your wish truly gets corrupted - you get a wet amphitheater instead.

I wish to be able to use telekinesis

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but you do not have the power to not use it.

I wish this pain in my ear would stop.

[VAE]

It stops, and stays there ....

i wish for a blivet

[Escher]

Granted, but rather than the standard definition of a blivet (I.e. An indecipherable object, such as a Devil's Pitchfork), you get the UrbanDictionary definition: ten pounds of fecal matter in a five pound bag.

I wish that I would stop leaving things that I start incomple

[e_voyager]

granted now you are no an apple II computer and must compile ever action and in compiling you complete you previous actions

i wish i could res my SL object into the real world

i wish i knew why my wishes are so had to grant

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you can't remember why you wanted to know.


I wish I'd got more sleep...

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but the amount of work you get proportionally rises.

I wish for some fish slapping dancers.

[Lysander]

Granted, you are repeatedly slapped by the fish in the dancers' hands.

I wish for leukodystrophy.   

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but it mutates out soon after.

I wish for maximum entropy.

[e_voyager]

granted you now dissolve into chaos and collapse in on yourself reaching the Higgins's particle density you explode into another universe albeit a small one that is kept in a snow globe on my desk.


i wish that there was more action here on this thread.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, we are now all participating in a neverending Pong Tournament......

I wish I had slice of cheesecake right now!

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but it's only a hologram.

I wish for patients.

[Lisky]

your wish is granted, though they're all lab-mice who die horrible deaths... PETA firebombs your place of residence and hunts you to the ends of the earth... enjoy

I wish for some Delmonico steak for dinner tonight

[Lysander]

Granted, nice and overcooked for extra crunchy.

I wish for angels in the snow.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You make them in the yellow snow, something you only realise after tasting it.


I wish I wasn't quite so evil, sometimes.

[Lisky]

Granted, now you're just a weak, mild-mannered sheep.


I wish i could find that one song

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, too bad its the song that ends the universe.

I wish for a decent cup of coffee.

[Suwako]

Granted, however it will stay forever out of your reach forever.

I wish for there to be more bits, many more bits and bytes.

[Lysander]

Granted, but there be more bits and bytes than your hard drive can hold causing it to overload...

I wish to corrupt this wish.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but it's a weak and lackluster corruption, adding little to the world and boring everyone silly.


I wish I had more inclination to read the forum.

[Suwako]

granted, the forum now holds invisible sex only visible to you when you are really really tired.

I wish I had the power to make software obey my will every time I got it to work and the power went out. 

[e_voyager]

granted but you power only works where there is no power in the system there for rendering it useless like a desktop in a black out.

i wish for a rocket pack !

[Suwako]

Granted, however it is only capable of being used to travel to the centre of the earth and not back.

I wish socom 4 was already out. 

[Inumo]

Granted. You waste a month playing non-stop and die from exhaustion shortly thereafter.

I wish I knew what to wish.

[Suwako]

Granted, but you never can but it into words.

I wish I wouldn't die.

[Inumo]

Granted. Instead, you turn into a rotting zombie that soon loses all organic matter (excepting the brain) due to decay. You can no longer do anything, and are stuck as a brain inside a skull that can do nothing but think due to a lack of any sensory organs.

I wish this wish would be corrupted (hah! paradox!).

[That_wolf]

Granted, but you don't get to see HOW it's corrupted.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Inumo]

Granted! Then you forget.

I wish I had the money to make an awesome costume.

[That_wolf]

Granted! ...Until you go to jail for counterfeiting.

I wish my wish didn'thave to be corrupted.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but now you're playing a different game.


I wish I was asleep.