corrupt a wish yet again

Started by e_voyager, May 14, 2010, 09:46:58 PM

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VAE

#60
May 24, 2010, 07:17:53 PM
your wish truly gets corrupted - you get a wet amphitheater instead.

I wish to be able to use telekinesis
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. . Saphroneth

Meany

#61
May 24, 2010, 07:21:20 PM
Granted, but you do not have the power to not use it.

I wish this pain in my ear would stop. :C

VAE

#62
May 24, 2010, 07:25:39 PM
It stops, and stays there ....

i wish for a blivet
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
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Escher

#63
May 25, 2010, 12:40:30 AM
Granted, but rather than the standard definition of a blivet (I.e. An indecipherable object, such as a Devil's Pitchfork), you get the UrbanDictionary definition: ten pounds of fecal matter in a five pound bag.

I wish that I would stop leaving things that I start incomple
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e_voyager

#64
May 25, 2010, 02:51:48 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2010, 01:14:21 PM by e_voyager
granted now you are no an apple II computer and must compile ever action and in compiling you complete you previous actions

i wish i could res my SL object into the real world

i wish i knew why my wishes are so had to grant
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

llearch n'n'daCorna

#65
May 30, 2010, 06:02:57 PM
Granted, but you can't remember why you wanted to know.


I wish I'd got more sleep...
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Meany

#66
May 30, 2010, 07:52:12 PM
Granted, but the amount of work you get proportionally rises.

I wish for some fish slapping dancers.

Lysander

#67
May 30, 2010, 08:33:10 PM
Granted, you are repeatedly slapped by the fish in the dancers' hands.

I wish for leukodystrophy.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

Meany

#68
May 30, 2010, 08:39:11 PM
Granted, but it mutates out soon after.

I wish for maximum entropy.

e_voyager

#69
June 06, 2010, 10:47:23 AM
granted you now dissolve into chaos and collapse in on yourself reaching the Higgins's particle density you explode into another universe albeit a small one that is kept in a snow globe on my desk.


i wish that there was more action here on this thread.

I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

#70
June 09, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
Granted, we are now all participating in a neverending Pong Tournament...... :P

I wish I had slice of cheesecake right now! :U


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Meany

#71
June 09, 2010, 02:29:29 AM
Granted, but it's only a hologram.

I wish for patients.

Lisky

#72
June 09, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
your wish is granted, though they're all lab-mice who die horrible deaths... PETA firebombs your place of residence and hunts you to the ends of the earth... enjoy :3

I wish for some Delmonico steak for dinner tonight


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Lysander

#73
June 09, 2010, 04:45:12 PM
Granted, nice and overcooked for extra crunchy.

I wish for angels in the snow.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

llearch n'n'daCorna

#74
June 10, 2010, 06:46:05 AM
Granted. You make them in the yellow snow, something you only realise after tasting it.


I wish I wasn't quite so evil, sometimes.
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Lisky

#75
June 10, 2010, 11:22:20 AM
Granted, now you're just a weak, mild-mannered sheep.


I wish i could find that one song :B


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SquirrelWizard

#76
June 10, 2010, 11:37:05 AM
Granted, too bad its the song that ends the universe.

I wish for a decent cup of coffee.
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Suwako

#77
June 10, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
Granted, however it will stay forever out of your reach forever.

I wish for there to be more bits, many more bits and bytes.

Lysander

#78
June 10, 2010, 03:03:48 PM
Granted, but there be more bits and bytes than your hard drive can hold causing it to overload...

I wish to corrupt this wish.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

llearch n'n'daCorna

#79
June 22, 2010, 08:25:29 AM
Granted, but it's a weak and lackluster corruption, adding little to the world and boring everyone silly.


I wish I had more inclination to read the forum.
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Suwako

#80
June 22, 2010, 08:43:44 AM
granted, the forum now holds invisible sex only visible to you when you are really really tired.

I wish I had the power to make software obey my will every time I got it to work and the power went out.  :U

e_voyager

#81
June 25, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
granted but you power only works where there is no power in the system there for rendering it useless like a desktop in a black out.

i wish for a rocket pack !
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Suwako

#82
June 26, 2010, 04:33:31 AM
Granted, however it is only capable of being used to travel to the centre of the earth and not back.

I wish socom 4 was already out.  :U

Inumo

#83
June 28, 2010, 04:53:16 PM
Granted. You waste a month playing non-stop and die from exhaustion shortly thereafter.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Suwako

#84
June 28, 2010, 05:07:41 PM
Granted, but you never can but it into words.

I wish I wouldn't die.

Inumo

#85
June 28, 2010, 05:17:50 PM
Granted. Instead, you turn into a rotting zombie that soon loses all organic matter (excepting the brain) due to decay. You can no longer do anything, and are stuck as a brain inside a skull that can do nothing but think due to a lack of any sensory organs.

I wish this wish would be corrupted (hah! paradox!).

That_wolf

#86
June 28, 2010, 06:41:43 PM
Granted, but you don't get to see HOW it's corrupted.

I wish I could think of a wish.
Abel needs a hug...

Inumo

#87
June 28, 2010, 06:44:53 PM
Granted! Then you forget.

I wish I had the money to make an awesome costume.

That_wolf

#88
June 28, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
Granted! ...Until you go to jail for counterfeiting.

I wish my wish didn'thave to be corrupted.
Abel needs a hug...

llearch n'n'daCorna

#89
June 28, 2010, 08:01:44 PM
Granted, but now you're playing a different game.


I wish I was asleep.
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