corrupt a wish yet again

[SquirrelWizard]

heres your red bull.

I wish for a fish dinner.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, here's a golden fish; enjoy eating it while your teeth crack and fall out..... 



I wish for some EVIL TEA! 

[Suwako]

Granted, however the tea is so evil that it explodes and then implodes in you face.

I wish I knew what and why and stuff.

[VAE]

you become the master of the usage of the three mentioned words - "what, why, stuff"

i wish people were able to photosynthetise food

[SquirrelWizard]

Done, too bad it doesn't do anything to prevent skin cancer.

I wish for a clue.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, there are now vending machines full of clues scattered around major office buildings.  Go get one.

I wish for a zygote cannon.

[Suwako]

Granted, however the zygote cannon isn't cannon.

I wish for Photophie.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, however her lungs aren't adapted to breathing your atmosphere and she dies.

I wish for a Na'vi slave.

[Lysander]

Granted, but your avatar falls in love with it before emancipating it.

I wish for huge eyes. 

[Suwako]

Granted, lysander is turned into a 2 dimensional loli girl.

I wish for hannah to be alive again.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, however only for Halloween nights; so enjoy the one night every year, for years to come..... 

I wish for a harem of smexy men.... 

[Suwako]

Granted, however they are all from another species in which men look like squids.

I wish I could wish upon a star and live.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, you live now as a pancake.


I wish for some awesome spearguns.

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, but there are no spears.

.yllamron kaeps dluoc I hsiw I

[Chairtastic]

Granted, that is now your version of normal.

I wish for two metric tons of pennies.

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, now catch.

I wish for something shiny.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, but its so shiny you are now blind.  

I wish for my tank license to not be suspended anymore......  

[Suwako]

Granted, instead your tanks are suspended over cliffs.

I wish I could use a towel to beat the sane out of people.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but the jocks steal it from you in the locker room.

I wish for a fountain of infinite Mt. Dew.

[Suwako]

Granted, however it is frozen at 10K

I wish I could live in a 0K environment

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but the mellow attitude gradually sucks out your individuality.


I wish for some evil henchmen.

[Suwako]

Granted, however they leave you after beating you up for not paying them for their services.

I wish for a gattlinggunwielingpony.

[Chairtastic]

Granted, but the pony beats you up after not paying for its services.

I wish for another wish.

[Suwako]

Granted, however the wish keeps cycling through itself till infinity.

I wish for a silly miss.

[Lysander]

Granted, you miss by slipping on a banana shaped peel.

I wish for value.   

[VAE]

0x1B coming right for you!
I wish for hard currency!

[Suwako]

Granted, however the currency is so hard that it's own mass makes it implode.

I wish for a shark.

[Chairtastic]

Granted.  Its a frickin' shark with a frickin' lazer on its frickin' head and it frickin' shoots you.

I wish for my own idiot convention.

[Suwako]

Granted, however you are not allowed to be at it.

I wish for a dolphin.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Granted, however it turns out to be a wolphin instead....

I wish I had a pet amphiptere.