corrupt a wish yet again

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted but you end up in an endless dreaming of dreaming loop.

I wish llearch could learn the true meaning of Christmas!

[That_wolf]

Granted, but now robot santa wants to kill him.

I wish I didn't have a brain-freeze

[VAE]

Granted, you become a troll and have brain-melt in warm weather instead.

I wish beer was cheaper

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, but the beer is so weak it might as well be water. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us...

I wish that the angry eye in the sky wouldn't singe my flesh-meats so...

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The earth freezes over.

I wish I were calmer.

[Inumo]

Granted. Now you're so calm it's like that planet from Serenity where half the people gave up living because they were too calm.

I wish to go to the festival!

[That_wolf]

You have become a vegtable. Have fun.

I wish I had a rubber band in my pants pockets.

[LionHeart]

Granted, but people give you funny looks when they hear it playing.

I wish that I had a good wish to follow up with.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

It gets corrupted.


I wish People wre a bit more serious more of the time.

[Suwako]

Granted, but because people are serious most of the time the world implodes.

I wish to to have this wish be granted.

[Inumo]

Granted. Ish. The genie kinda forgot you'd wished for something half-way through, so he left while the rampant wish energies caused the core of the Earth to turn into a black hole.

I wish I could earn money.

[Angel]

Granted. It's counterfeit.

I wish I had more self-control, thus enabling me to use the computer less often and kill my tendinitis once and for all.

[Suwako]

Granted, you are in perfect self-control, in fact; you are a one celled organism.

I wish for a fish.

[Lysander]

Cute, but your fish is corrupted. The taint it emanates turns the water it swims into hydroxic acid.

I wish for track 6.   

[Inumo]

Granted! You got track 6 of the worst techno-country-rap combo band's worst album.

I wish I was able to think when I'm tired.

[Suwako]

Granted, however you are unable to move when tired and you can't think when not tired.

I wish for laserguidedsharks.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the water evaporates from the overpowered laser.

I wish to be heard.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'd grant your wish, but I simply can't hear it.


I wish for some sodium hydroxide for the earlier acidic fish.

[Inumo]

Granted. You burn out your throat while taking it due to the extreme concentrations of basic substances.

I wish I could understand furry-dom.

[e_voyager]

granted. you finally understand the furry fandom in all of it's nuncanes but it warps your mind beyond repair and you become of of the lunatic fringe that shames all groups.

i wish i had a weakest link detector.

[Suwako]

Granted, however you have been demoted to the weakest link in the universe, goodbye.

I wish for pizza day to be a  national; holiday.

[Inumo]

Granted! Pizza day is now the same day as National ; Day. Unfortunately, it's only celebrated in Sweden.

I wish moving text was used more.

[Suwako]

Granted, however they are all spamemails you recieve.

I wish my school wasn't so warm. 

[Inumo]

Granted! It's frozen!

I wish my laptop had a better monitor.

[Suwako]

Granted, but the hinges that connects it to your laptop are bad enough to damage it's feed so it's black all the time.

I wish for a mow.

[Inumo]

Granted! In fact, you get not one, but two mows! *Looks back at box with mows* Um... make that fifty... No wait, a hundred...

I wish I wasn't as much of a forum stalker.

[Suwako]

Wish granted, you are now the biggest troll in existence. \

I wish I could be more nice more often.

[Lysander]

Granted, but people don't want nice.

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted.   

[Suwako]

What? you wished for something, really? I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood of corrupting wishes.


I wish for a motorcycle on square wheels. 

[Angel]

Granted. It's put in a museum in a glass case. Now you can't ride it.

I wish for war.