corrupt a wish yet again

Started by e_voyager, May 14, 2010, 09:46:58 PM

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VAE

your wish truly gets corrupted - you get a wet amphitheater instead.

I wish to be able to use telekinesis
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Chairtastic

Granted, but you do not have the power to not use it.

I wish this pain in my ear would stop. :C

VAE

It stops, and stays there ....

i wish for a blivet
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Escher

Granted, but rather than the standard definition of a blivet (I.e. An indecipherable object, such as a Devil's Pitchfork), you get the UrbanDictionary definition: ten pounds of fecal matter in a five pound bag.

I wish that I would stop leaving things that I start incomple
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e_voyager

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granted now you are no an apple II computer and must compile ever action and in compiling you complete you previous actions

i wish i could res my SL object into the real world

i wish i knew why my wishes are so had to grant
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
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 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted, but you can't remember why you wanted to know.


I wish I'd got more sleep...
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Chairtastic

Granted, but the amount of work you get proportionally rises.

I wish for some fish slapping dancers.

Lysander

Granted, you are repeatedly slapped by the fish in the dancers' hands.

I wish for leukodystrophy.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

Chairtastic

Granted, but it mutates out soon after.

I wish for maximum entropy.

e_voyager

granted you now dissolve into chaos and collapse in on yourself reaching the Higgins's particle density you explode into another universe albeit a small one that is kept in a snow globe on my desk.


i wish that there was more action here on this thread.

I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, we are now all participating in a neverending Pong Tournament...... :P

I wish I had slice of cheesecake right now! :U


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Chairtastic

Granted, but it's only a hologram.

I wish for patients.

Lisky

your wish is granted, though they're all lab-mice who die horrible deaths... PETA firebombs your place of residence and hunts you to the ends of the earth... enjoy :3

I wish for some Delmonico steak for dinner tonight


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Lysander

Granted, nice and overcooked for extra crunchy.

I wish for angels in the snow.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted. You make them in the yellow snow, something you only realise after tasting it.


I wish I wasn't quite so evil, sometimes.
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Lisky

Granted, now you're just a weak, mild-mannered sheep.


I wish i could find that one song :B


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SquirrelWizard

Granted, too bad its the song that ends the universe.

I wish for a decent cup of coffee.
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Suwako

Granted, however it will stay forever out of your reach forever.

I wish for there to be more bits, many more bits and bytes.

Lysander

Granted, but there be more bits and bytes than your hard drive can hold causing it to overload...

I wish to corrupt this wish.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted, but it's a weak and lackluster corruption, adding little to the world and boring everyone silly.


I wish I had more inclination to read the forum.
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Suwako

granted, the forum now holds invisible sex only visible to you when you are really really tired.

I wish I had the power to make software obey my will every time I got it to work and the power went out.  :U

e_voyager

granted but you power only works where there is no power in the system there for rendering it useless like a desktop in a black out.

i wish for a rocket pack !
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Suwako

Granted, however it is only capable of being used to travel to the centre of the earth and not back.

I wish socom 4 was already out.  :U

Inumo

Granted. You waste a month playing non-stop and die from exhaustion shortly thereafter.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Suwako

Granted, but you never can but it into words.

I wish I wouldn't die.

Inumo

Granted. Instead, you turn into a rotting zombie that soon loses all organic matter (excepting the brain) due to decay. You can no longer do anything, and are stuck as a brain inside a skull that can do nothing but think due to a lack of any sensory organs.

I wish this wish would be corrupted (hah! paradox!).

That_wolf

Granted, but you don't get to see HOW it's corrupted.

I wish I could think of a wish.
Abel needs a hug...

Inumo

Granted! Then you forget.

I wish I had the money to make an awesome costume.

That_wolf

Granted! ...Until you go to jail for counterfeiting.

I wish my wish didn'thave to be corrupted.
Abel needs a hug...

llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted, but now you're playing a different game.


I wish I was asleep.
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