corrupt a wish yet again

[Lisky]

Granted, unfortunately it's a flame-war, and you're dragged into interweb drama :o

I wish for something caffeinated

[Inumo]

Granted. You get a double-dosage of caffeine in a single pill, causing lethal heart palpitations.

I wish for a dance party to happen on teh interwebz.

[Suwako]

Granted, but it's pretence is so great that nobody actually bothered notifying you.

I wish for a new page. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however you are the second poster on the new page, not the first.


I wish I had a better wish to wish for.

[Suwako]

Granted, the better wish is for Tytaj to become rich.

I wish I was the leader of an army of flying orka's

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're all free willy. And no, not clean. Metaphorically speaking. You should probably find somewhere else to stand, and something else to watch...


I wish my gutter had been cleaned more often.

[Suwako]

But all your thoughts end there llearch! What would you do without your thoughts? o.o

I wish for fire.

[Mao]

I'd grant your wish, but you didn't make one.  So I guess I'll just light you on fire instead.

I wish I wasn't continually made to be a mod or admin in places. ;.;

[Inumo]

Granted! Instead, you're just simply officially declared the mod of the internet, rather than having it happen site after site.

I wish I could have a rave in the park. 

[Suwako]

Granted, you can rave with the dutch hooligans celebrating the victory over brazil in the end you die by heat exhaustion.

I wish for Super Metal Unicorn.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's made of potassium. And it's raining...


I wish I'd gone home by now.

[e_voyager]

granted but you called back to work via teleporter 10 seconds after you walk throng the door.

i wish i have know how many things used the voyager name/ title before choosing it for my self those decades ago.

[Suwako]

Your wish is corrupted by mows.

I wish to corrupt a wish.

[e_voyager]

granted but your corruption of the wish is so poorly thought out that you actually grant the wish beyond the wishers fondest dreams.


i wish for 75lbs pounds of refined gold between 10 to 25 degrees Celsius  give to me free and clear.

[Suwako]

Granted, however it is given to you while you are working as a gold handler, the job doesn't pay that well either.

I wish to corrupt little puppies.

[Inumo]

Granted! You corrupt those puppies into mean, vicious, brutal hellhounds that are worse than Cerberus. Heck, Hades and Zeus cower in fear when they hear one of these puppies coming, let alone the whole litter of three!

I wish I had a glove with claws on it.

[Ranzer]

Granted. Sadly, it's still attached to Freddy Krueger, and boy, is he mad. 

I wish I could convince TV producers not to use arcade noises for every single video game they show.

[Suwako]

Granted, so much that they become mutes.

I wish for the world to be filled with werewolves that glow in the dark.

[Inumo]

Granted! But since glowing in the dark requires charging up in sunlight, you still can't see them when they inevitably maul your face off.

I wish I had a single pet mow I could control.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It comes with half a dozen friends that you can't, who eat you out of house and home. Literally...


I wish I didn't have to deal with this dodgy code.

[Suwako]

Granted, you now have to deal with faulty code.

I wish there were more emoticons than people on this planet.

[Inumo]

Granted, but they ran out of non-sentient emoticons, so they made sentient ones that have taken over the world.

I wish I was a sentient emoticon.

[That_wolf]

Granted, you are now an emoticon, but you are quickly erased, by the backspace bar.

I wish I could spell better

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You become despondent at only knowing how to spell one word correctly.


I wish I didn't have pangs of conscience when I pull practical jokes on people

[That_wolf]

Granted, you don't do the jokes.

I wish it was 65 degrees in my house, right now.

[SquirrelWizard]

Granted, it is now a toasty 65 degrees Celsius in your house.

I wish the RP's in the forums would update more often.

[Suwako]

Granted, however they update so fast that you are unable to keep up and eventually give up trying.

I wish this forum would be more active.

[Angel]

Granted. You are now constantly ninja'd.

I wish the ninja-pirate conflict would resolve itself in a glorious battle.

[That_wolf]

Granted, but your side looses

I wish Abel's story wasn't so depressing.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, it's now sunshine and cookies. The cookies are rotten and the sunshine is on the other side of the clouds overhead, but it's still less depressing...


I wish I'd had more sleep last night.