The ban game, v16

Started by Slowtini, January 07, 2009, 02:20:04 AM

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Kipiru

Black_angel is banned for I have not played Castlevania  :mowsad

Lisky

Kipiru is banned for not having played Castlevania


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Jairus

Basilisk is banned because I haven't either.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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shadowterm

Jairus is banned by the time I've been gone multiplied by the square root of an isosceles triangle.
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Sofox

Shadowterm is banned for not containing sufficient artistic merit.

Angel

Sofox is banned by the old Saturday-morning version of the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Wait a sec, give that back!
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

shadowterm

Black_angel is banned by the super mario bros. super show

do the mario!!!
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Slowtini

Shadowterm is banned.

I can't think of a reason.

But know that you are banned.

Jairus

Slowtini is banned
For it has been so long since
I wrote some haiku.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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llearch n'n'daCorna

The wind in autumn;
The sea, day after a storm;
Jairus: you are banned.
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Mao

llearch is banned for propagating those darn haiku bans.

llearch n'n'daCorna

Haiku is not him
Mao Laoren is like sun;
there, and then not there.
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Mao

#72
*sigh*

Winds blow across planes,
Some cardboard weightlessly soars,
llearch is thusly banned.

llearch n'n'daCorna

Snicker snicker snick-
The summer fun is awesome
Mao is now banned.
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Angel

Llearch, you are banned
For I want to break the chain
With a limerick.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

Black_angel is banned,
For the eye's wings steal free will
From those who see them.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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llearch n'n'daCorna

Jubblies is thusly banned
for his story could not be crammed
into three lines
with a five-seven-five
and in versatile syllables jammed.
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Lisky

llearch is banned because his current avatar just reminded me of something bother horrible, and amazing while looking at the look on the bird to the right... "step 1, cut a hole in a box" "step 2..."


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llearch n'n'daCorna

Basilisk2150 is banned for confusing the box with tits as a couple of birds...
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Lisky

boxy is banned for changing his avatar so no one else will actually understand why he was banned in the first place


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Jairus

#80
Basilisk is banned.
Read on to see why.
I'm really quite tired,
So why do I try?

Boxy is banned with this nature flick,
And for banning ol' Basy' real quick.
I wanted to ban him,
With my slightly force rhyme,
And so onto my first pick.

There once was this fellow called Basilisk,
Whose bannages never did make much sense.
He confused me to hell,
And to add things as well,
Boxy's ban has me up on a fence.

For five seven five is what I see,
And moreover only lines in three.
Perhaps we count odd,
But since you're a god
On this forum I'll let you go fee.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jay is banned for.. that. And for left-handed Bright Slapping. :P



Jairus

Ren is banned because I am not right handed!
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jay is banned because I am ambidextrous! >:D



Angel

Ren is banned because I wish I was ambidextrous. He is also banned for the POETRY REVOLUTIOOOOONNNNN!!!!
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

#85
Black_angel... is BANNED! For HAMMING IT UP... without a LICENSE!

[rampant Shatner-esque posing and manly dramatic grunts!]

Angel

#86
(pulls over a couch, climbs on top of it, clears her throat, puts on a big Cruise-esque grin and proceeds to jump)

I'M BANNING STYGIAN IN THE NAME OF PATRICK STEWART! I JUST BANNED STYGIAN! I JUST BANNED STYGIAN! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! I BANNED STYGIAN!!!
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Ren Gaulen

Black Angel! *points dramatically* The fact that you are a woman does not mean that I shall go easy on you! I am Ren Gaulen! The Sword That Bans People! BECOME BANNED! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!!

..And there is no-one who can stand against my Bankantou.. *stands with a solemn look on his face as a dramatic gust of wind ruffles his hair and billows his coat*



Jairus

Ren is banned because I can see the fan creating the dramatic wind.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Lisky

Jay is banned for ruining the dramatic "special effects"


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->