The ban game, v12

[Mao]

Ren is banned for attempting to ban me for my inherent curiosity.... and for ending his bans on me with what I can only surmise are attempts are at shooting me.

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned for being such an easy target.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I like to ban him. We never ban together anymore... you're a different man from the one I first knew!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned by Echelon.

Jubblies is banned for getting in the way.

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned because there were mor people in his way, anyway. WILL YOU BAN THEM TOO, L? WILL YOU?!

[Jairus]

R is banned because if you keep quiet about this, I'll give you a strawberry.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for provoking llearch.

Jairus is banned for being in the way.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because you must get out of the way!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for thinking Ren can be bribed with strawberries.

I, on the other hand...

VSMIT is banned for not giving me any strawberries.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned for missing the target.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I never miss the target!

Just as planned...*fingertent, glasses, Xanatos Gambit*

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PINK!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned for getting in the way.

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned because this is getting ridiculous.

[Cogidubnus]

D:

VSMIT is banned because Cogs are not pink.  

The box is banned for being a ninja yet again.

Ren is banned because this isn't nearly ridiculous enough! 

[Jairus]

C is banned because I believe this is getting far too silly.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because it's not a matter of belief.....

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned with a military uniform and a fake mustache.

Mowser is banned because such thoughts are...

...

I'm not even going to say it. You know what kind of thoughts they are.

[Jairus]

C is banned for not saying "it."

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned

Everyone is banned. It's a "Talk like a Pirate" Day, and everyone is a friggin' NINJA!!

[Jairus]

Ren be banned because I be a pirate ninja! Haiyarrr!

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because everyone knows that Ninjas > Pirates and therefore it should be Ninja Pirate.  It had to be said.  You forced my hand.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because the prefix and suffix taken together hints at what they truly are: I am a Ninja who does pirating.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because once, when there was a massive ninja-pirate battle at my school, the cops showed up and arrested the ninja who had a wooden sword.

Which just goes to show yet another way how the man supports piracy.

[Jairus]

C is banned because clearly they viewed the hooks, eye-patches and peg-legs as products of being disabled, and thus could not act against the pirates for fear of being considered anti-disabled people.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for posting every other post for the last three or four exchanges.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I am the pirate ninja.

L is banned because there is nothing wrong with posting here a lot.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I keep thinking death note.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned because even in death I still surf.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because Japanese people are insane!