The ban game, v12

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Slowtini is banned because he has my red swingline stapler.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for making me want to burn the place down..

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because these hands of mine are baking bread!! Their burning grip tells me to grasp towel! ERUPTING BAKING FINGEEEEEER!!!!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren's banned for sticking his fingers in the bread. Honestly.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned for opening the oven door too often while the cake was baking. Now it's got the consistency of a brick.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for insulting Cogi's cooking!  Fiend!

[Slowtini]

Mowser's banned because MY cooking consists of rummaging through the fridge, putting a bunch of stuff in a pan, frying it up, adding rice, and then eating it.

Mmm... Kinda tastes like what you put inside stuffed peppers, but more tasty, and you never have the same meal twice

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned because now I want to go into his fridge late at night and wreck up the place!  Muahahaha!

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for plotting.

[Jairus]

Ban the impossible!
Ban the invisible!
Ban! Ban!
Ban the power!

Ban the untouchable!
Ban the unbreakable!
Ban! Ban!
Ban the power!

Who you gonna ban is who you wanna ban!
Just break the rules, then you see the truth!
This is the theme of "ban" coming through, Gaulen!
Ban! Ban!
Ban the power!

[Ren Gaulen]

Here our soldiers stand from all around the world
Waiting in a line to hear the banning cry
All are gathered here - victory is near
The sound will fill the hall bringing power to us all

We alone are banning for metal that is true
We own the right to ban and fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the ban inside your heart will never die
Stand and ban together beneath the metal sky!

Brothers Everywhere
Raise you bans into the air
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to ban and die
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!

Many ban against us but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction suffering and ban
We're the Banhammer of the Gods, we are thunder wind and rain!

There they wait in fear with bans in feeble hands
With dreams to be a King first one should be a man!
I call them out and charge them all with a ban that is a lie
And in their final hour they shall confess before they die!

Brothers Everywhere
Raise you bans into the air
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to ban and die
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!

If I should fall in battle my brothers who ban by my side
Gather my horse and weapons tell my family how I died

Until then I will be strong I will ban for all that is real
All who stand in my way will die by steel!

Brothers Everywhere
Raise you bans into the air
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to ban and die
We're warriors
Warriors of The World!

[Jairus]

Ban ban ban your butt, gently through the thread,
Ren Gaulen Ren Gaulen Ren Gaulen Ren Gaulen:
You're quite out of your head.

You're also banned for not specifying who you were banning.

[Slowtini]

Jairus Jairus bo Bairus, banana fanna fo Firus, fee fi fo BAN

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because someone actually used that on me back in grade school.

[Slowtini]

Jairus, you must become banned, you have invoked memories of grade school upon us all.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Slowtini is banned for talking for those of us who didn't go to grade school, and instead went to a real school.

[Slowtini]

Llearch is banned for invoking memories of REAL school upon us all.

[Angel]

Slowtini is banned for inadvertently causing us all to sift through those memories.

[Jairus]

Black_angel is banned because they're just kid school memories. They're not high school memories... oh no.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I miss my physics class.
I got to play with chemicals, fire, AND knives.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because high school is one of those experiences I never want to repeat.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because aww

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because "aww" is not a reason. Heresy is a reason. *BLAM!*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I am not a crappy newgrounds animation, and therefore cannot be blammed.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I've got Spess Mahreens under my command.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because Это курам на смех.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for reminding me (some time before) of the music from the "Seventeen Moments of Spring". Not that it is a bad thing, but now I can't stop whistling it.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because drawing dozens of little teeth on a gear is a freaking nightmare.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that's why I avoid drawing gears.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because it's the Clockwork Mansion Forums: there had to be clockwork mechanisms somewhere on the map.