The ban game, v12

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because shading is not an easy task either.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I suspect I'll agree with you when I get Photoshop.

[Angel]

Jairus is banned for reminding me that I don't have Photoshop either.

[Jairus]

Black_angel is banned because depending on the advice my mom gives me, I'll probably pick up a copy tomorrow. Gotta love student discounts.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because now I need to find a copy of Photoshop somewhere...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because my scanner is driving me nuts. It won't let me upload the finished map!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for breaching rule VIII.

Hint. Hint.

[Jairus]

Boxy is not banned for pointing out my error. Apologies.

Incidentally, the phrase "Это курам на смех" is pronounced "Eta kuram na smekh," and in English means "That is for chickens to laugh at," or more figuratively "That's ridiculous." It is also a reference to Serenity, one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for failing to ban llearch.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned for not being helpful.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned, because he's been around long enough to already know that.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because his words, they cut me like a knife swung from the shadows!

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because my words, they smite him like the sword wielded by Zengar. *SMITE!*

[Cogidubnus]

Cogi is banned because his words, they cut me like a knife swung from the shadows!

I should have rephrased that to read 'everyone's not helpful', sorry. That's what I meant, anyway. 

Ren is banned because he keeps stealing Zengar's sword.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I "borrow Wodan's sword too. Along with his mech..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for not returning that which he borrowed.

[VSMIT]

Jairus, ye be banned fer forgettin' that pirates don't return things.

[Jairus]

VSMIT be banned, fer if ye be a gentlemanly pirate (or be a gentlewomany pirate, we be not sexist pirates here), then ye only take what ye need and a bit more, YARR! Ye don't need to steal everything and anything, arrr!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is given a quite dashing and eloquent ban by the Dread Pirate Roberts.

[Ren Gaulen]

STOP WHERE YOU ARE, CRIMINAL!! PIRACY IS A HERESY AND SHOULD BE SMOTE!! BE BANNED!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because today be the one day where piracy is king and emperor.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I was pirating in the name of the emperor! 

Every badass pirate thing that happens today is for the greater glory of the imperium!

Well, that's heresy there, though. Mowser is banned.

[VSMIT]

Cog is not banned, because he banned the heretic.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned for failing to ban a heretic first. (To avoid confusion, I do not imply that it is Cogi who is a heretic.)

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for his awesome picture of Paladin Sheppard. So, when are you going to post the other drawing?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned by the Pirates of the Saskatchewan...

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned by Stepan Razin, the greatest river pirate of Russia!

[Jairus]

R is banned by the Dread Pirate Ratchet.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for not letting everyone in on what this other drawing is.  Come now, share it with the rest of the class next time.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because my secrets shall not be revealed until I say so! *BLAM!*