The ban game, v12

[Vidar]

Valynth is banned for lackin caffeine! Go get yourself a tripple espresso, extra strong.

[Jer-oh-me]

Vidar's banned for suggesting espresso and not Bawls.

[Mao]

Jer-oh-me is banned for playing with Bawls.

...what?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned for not saying whose.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned because nobody likes a gossip.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned with great pomp and show to contrast the quiet gray.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because great pomp and show is HERESY!! *BLAM!*

[Mao]

Ren is banned because I object to him constantly accusing me of HERESY!!  It doesn't need to be constantly stated that I'm a heretic.  My character is a mercenary, I think that in the terms of your empire more or less defines him as a one.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because mercenaries are not heretics - as long as they are willing to work for the Imperium!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because a mercenary will work for anyone, as long as the money is right and they're not likely to die.  No sense in making a bunch of money if you're going to die before you can enjoy it.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is unbanned because that, indeed, is true.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not banning Mowser.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for inciting bans against me.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned because the Angry Marines aren't going to get here fast enough to ban him for me. Their stupid ship is too slow.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned because the Angry Mahreens were so angered by the slowness of their ship that they just busted out of it to fall on the heads of their enemies in a STEEL RAIN.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because 'Chocolate Rain' is better.

[Cogidubnus]

...do I even need to say it? (Mowser is banned for HERESY. )

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned for not letting me ban Mowser for his heresy. Such heresy... I MUST CLEAVE!!!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because everyone deserves a second chance.

[e_voyager]

Mowser is banned because i lied

[Cogidubnus]

e_voyager is banned because Aniz didn't lie once. Wasn't that nice of him? 

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because sometimes the truth is worse than the lie.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned, because a suspicious mind is a healthy mind.

[e_voyager]

Cogidubnus is banned because lying is hard to do then it may seem

[Cogidubnus]

e_voyager is banned, because the entire art of war is deception.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because The Art of War was a book.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned because that was a quote from it. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cogidubnus is banned for failing to deceive VSMIT.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned because I'm not at war, though. ;3

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because Yes you are, didn't you get the memo?