The ban game, v12

Mao · September 16, 2008, 07:11:27 AM

llearch is banned by millions of feminists.

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 08:22:48 AM

Mowser is banned by one extremely angry feminist.

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 10:49:54 AM

Cogi is banned by a horde of naked women chasing him off of a cliff.

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:13:40 AM

...

Jairus is banned or not banned depending on how tall this cliff is.

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:14:27 AM

Cog is banned by an army of big-breasted women chasing him under a passing train. What, it worked against Psycho Mantis!

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 11:15:56 AM

Ren is banned by the Hokuto Shinken... oh no!

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:22:42 AM

Jay is banned for doing it wrong.

VSMIT · September 16, 2008, 11:23:15 AM

Ren is banned likewise for doing it wrong.

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:24:15 AM

VSMIT is banned for not doinitrite.

VSMIT · September 16, 2008, 11:27:09 AM

Cog is banned for being pimp in that suit.

Amirite?

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 11:27:32 AM

VSMIT is banned for annoying me.

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:28:16 AM

Cogidubnus is banned because I have grown frustrated of these outrageous wrongdoings in this thread and shall tolerate them no longer.

VSMIT and Jay are banned for creating interference.

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 11:29:17 AM

Ren is banned for his heresy!!!!

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:30:31 AM

Jay is banned for not specifying what heresy he was talking about.

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:37:17 AM

Ren Gaulen is banned because that is EXTRA HERETICAL.

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:39:31 AM

Cog is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* heresy in this *censored* thread!! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:46:14 AM

Ren is banned, because I don't know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in the Imperium.

llearch n'n'daCorna · September 16, 2008, 11:47:33 AM

~~Ren Gaulen is banned for being censored.~~

Cogidubnus is banned for not mentioning the lack of pounds in the Imperium.

And for not drinking his rum ration of two Imperial Liters per day.

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:49:36 AM

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This thread is great. Women, and now booze.

llearch is not banned, depending on how big an imperial liter is.

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 11:53:04 AM

Cog is banned because forget imperial litres! I've got a whole Venerable Kegnought of rum!

Cogidubnus · September 16, 2008, 11:55:49 AM

Ren is banned for not tapping that keg already!

Rum's the same as Nelson's Blood, *vaguely salty drinking songs, etc.*

Mao · September 16, 2008, 12:04:35 PM

Cogi is banned for getting me thinking of booze at work... now I want a scotch darn it.

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 12:09:20 PM

Mowser is banned because NO DRINKING AT THE WORKPLACE!! *BLAM!*

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 12:12:57 PM

Ren is banned because only executives are allowed to drink! *smack* Why is that?

Mao · September 16, 2008, 12:25:22 PM

Jairus is banned because it's a well known fact that he who has the most gold makes the rules. That is the true Golden Rule.

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 12:26:54 PM

Mowser is banned because in modern times, the Golden Rule is "screw the rules, I have money!"

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 12:30:16 PM

Jay is banned because my Golden Rule is "Screw the money, I have rules!!"

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 12:34:19 PM

Ren is banned because screw the Yules, I have money!

Ren Gaulen · September 16, 2008, 12:39:57 PM

Jay is banned because screw the money, I have pink hair! ...Wait, WHAT?! WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Jairus · September 16, 2008, 12:44:08 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because his pink hair is evil, and must be cleaved! Akutatsuken!