The ban game, v12

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for the pretty picture, and because I only have three verses to go.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned by the sentry whom has the power of 1 million exploding suns.

[Cogidubnus]

E-Voyager is banned, because there are spies sappin' mah sentries!

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for
If spies are sapping you, then
Just blow them up. Duh.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have just seen his latest song parody. Good work, Jay!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I'm glad you like it! Was it an improvement over last night's offering?

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai isn't banned, because in my opinion, it very much was.

He is banned, however, because he should consider doing something from "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying".

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because that is one soundtrack I do not have in my collection. However, I will consider doing "How to Succeed at Webcomics Without Really Trying" if I can find the lyrics.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because answer me, Jairus! What the hell are you on?

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I am on hot blood!! What the hell do you think I'm on?!?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because answer me, Jairus! Who the hell do you think we are?

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because we are the Commissar Brigade! We kick reason to the curb, we see the invisible, we beat the unbeatable, we stop the unstoppable, and we fight the power! All in the service of the God Emperor!!

[Ren Gaulen]

ROW! ROW! Fight the Power! Jay is banned because answer me, Jairus! What is the Matrix?

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because in Soviet Russia, you have the Matrix!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he is wrong. The Matrix is that which shall light our darkest hour! Also, in Soviet Russia the Touch has got YOU!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because there are sentries sappin' mah spies.

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned because there are sentries spying.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because Heavies be jammin'.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I'm tired of waiting for him. Now, answer me, Jairus! What is the true meaning of Courage?

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because true courage is not the lack of fear. True courage is being afraid and still standing up in the face of what you are afraid of. It is the ability to draw on the support of one's friends to remain true despite the odds! Courage... is the ability to look fear itself in the eye...

[Ren Gaulen]

So that's how it is! Be banned by my song, then!

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!

BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!

[Jairus]

I am not banned yet, I can ban and I can sing!
I am not banned yet, I can ban Gaulen right now!
I am not banned yet, no need to ban me yet!
No need to call old Boxy cause I'm not yet banned!

[Ren Gaulen]

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER

I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job
BANNINGCOPTER!

You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for singing a song.

[Ren Gaulen]

I can't stand it, I'm gonna ban it
I'm a' set straight, this watergate
I can't stop bannin' when I'm in here
'Cause this crystal ball ain't so crystal clear!
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this goddamn thorn in my side
Oh my god, it's a mirage
I'm gonna ban you, man, it's sabotage!!

[Jairus]

Once in every thread
There comes a ban like this
It starts with what we said
And ends with a slight diss
Oh where is the ban
That goes like this?
Where is it, Ren, where?

An over-planned out ban
That casts a magic spell
They'll think we made a plan
We'll overban like hell
For this is the ban that goes like this
Yes it is! Yes it is!

Now we can go straight
Right down the middle eight
A ban that is too far for me

I'll sing it in your face
While we both give chase
And then
We change
The key!

Now we're into E!
*hem* That's awfully high for me
But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D
For this is our ban that goes like this!

I'm feeling very proud!
You're banning far too loud!
That's the way that this ban goes!
You're banning on my toes!
Singing our ban that goes like this!

I can't believe there's more
It's far too long, I'm sure
That's the trouble with this ban
It goes on and on goddamm
For this is our song that is too long!

We'll be banning this til dawn!
You'll wish that you weren't born!
Let's stop this damn banning!
Before we start to swing!
For this is our ban that ends like this!

And that's why you should never ban me when I'm listening to Spamalot.

[Ren Gaulen]

Damn, hard to top this one..

Are these the real bans? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the Ban Game, no escape to reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I will be banned soon, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the ban flows doesn't really matter to me, to me...

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the ban!
Mama, ooh, I don't want this ban!..
I sometimes wish I'd never played with Bans at all..

Dun dun dun dun
I see a little silhouetto of a ban
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Bandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and everyone bans me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can ban me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can ban me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!..

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me..

Any way the ban flows...

[Jairus]

I don't know but it's been said,
I don't know but it's been said,
We're off to war, we're not yet banned!
We're off to war, we're not yet banned!
Become a knight and you'll ban far!
Become a knight and you'll ban far!
In suspenders and a bra!
In suspenders and a whaaat?

I think I'm going to finish that ban song.

[Ren Gaulen]

They fall in line, one at a time
Ready to play
(I will ban them anyway)
No time to lose, we've got to move
Steady your ban
(I am losing sight again)
Fire your bans, it's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay in the mess I made)
After the fall, we'll shake it off
Show me the way

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I am a shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to ban you all!!

There's nothing left, so save your breath
Lying in wait
(Caught inside this bannage wave)
Your cover's blown, nowhere to go
Holding your fate
(Banned, I will remain alone)
Fire your bans, it's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay in the mess I made)
After the fall, we'll shake it off
Show me the way

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I am a shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to BAN - YOU - ALL!!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

B&.