The ban game, v12

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for trying to cleave me. You don't qualify as the Sword That Cleaves Evil, Jairus!!! Zankantou Hoshinagi no Tachi!!!

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the person riding Sleipnir

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because Sleipnir is the resultant offspring of a god banging a horse. The Greeks and Romans weren't the only ones who had omnisexual gods.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Loki was a total freak. Also, I have a nagging feeling that he was, in fact, a she.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for listening to his "feelings."  You know they'll get you nowhere.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because we should stay in touch with out feelings. If I said, "I hate you VSMIT," how would that make you feel?

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because I know it would make me laugh to hear him say it to VSMIT, and that's supposedly a bad thing.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because that is not a bad thing. That is HERESY!! *BLAM!*

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned as a temporary cure for boredom.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because I was trying to respond to Ren. I would never say that I hate any of you. To be honest (and slightly sappy) you're the first new friends I've made in a while.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay receives a friendly ban!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for disallowing drinking in the workplace. I need a drink to get through the day...

... I'm not going to get one, but still...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it sounds like he needs a drink badly. You can hold out for just a few more hours, Boxy!

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for not recommending the lunch time beer.  Two or three of those while I'm at lunch (and therefore not at the office/work) and I'm back and ready to slog through four more hours until I go home.  If I have to work from home that night.. well.. aside from my code reviewer.. who will know that I'm knocking back cold ones while I code?

[e_voyager]

Mowser is banned cause i has a star on my helmet.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because I have a winged skull on my hat.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because I no has hat.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I'm not wearing my hat.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned having been caught in a  banning  war

[Cogidubnus]

E-Voyager is banned, because even bans can bloom on the battlefield.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for
The battlefield is not a
Place for blooms to be.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for this reason:

If I said, "I hate you VSMIT," how would that make you feel?

I wouldn't care.  I've already got people who dislike me, so adding one more wouldn't faze me.

[Cogidubnus]

Cogi is banned, for
The battlefield is not a
Place for blooms to be.

Not so! God's Kindly earth,
is kindlier than men know.
The red rose would but blow more red,
and the white rose whiter blow

Also, VSMIT is banned because we don't hate him. We don't even see him rollin'.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because I think I caught him ridin' dirty... or was it being white and nerdy.. I can never keep those straight.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for
The battlefield is not a
Place for blooms to be.

Not so! God's Kindly earth,
is kindlier than men know.
The red rose would but blow more red,
and the white rose whiter blow

But flowers cannot bloom in blood,
Their beauty becomes so tarnished.
But should beauty rise from war and strife,
A fitting thought of life from dead.

And Cogi is banned
Because I cannot figure
Out how to fit it.

Mowser is banned for getting in the way of my poetry.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned to invoke more poetry.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I am working on a parody song, "You Won't Succeed in Comics." Will that suffice?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I still demand MOAR!

[Mao]

Ren is banned with the wrath of a thousand fiery suns.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned with the wrath of one fiery sun.