Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. You get strep throat.

I wish for a guilt-free lifestyle.

[shadowterm]

Granted, you live in denial.

I wish there was a mirror's edge 2 NOW.

[Rakala]

Granted. They made it within ten minutes. The game consists of an invisible entity flying around a blank white area.

I wish for a hellhound.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. One of a new breed of cat named "Hellhound" is given to you. Aside from the fact they so adorable that any time you see it you have to spend five minutes stroking and admiring the cat, they have plans for world domination. And are halfway there.

I wish for a decent conversation.

[shadowterm]

Granted, it's about sodomy.

I wish my brother didn't feel the need to kill any friendly kill able character in every video game he plays.

[Lisky]

Granted, he now tries and fails to take out the unkillable friendlies

I wish i had something better to do tonight then drink, and relax

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You get drafted to help with the peacekeeping efforts on the Gaza strip, effective immediately!

I wish this wish somehow involves a banana on an otter's head.

[shadowterm]

granted, but the proper description of where the banana is going, and how much fun you and the otter are having, can not be written in this thread.

I wish I didn't have such a dirty mind.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now you are conditioned in such a manner that what was pleasurable is repulsive to the highest degree. Forget about having children.

I wish for all three solutions to x^3 + 4x^2 - 7x + 2 = 0.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're in a sealed envelope that you can't open without breaking the contents.


I wish I'd woken up earlier this morning.

[Mao]

Granted.  You failed to sleep at all last night and as such you are incredibly tired now.

I wish this project was done already.

[Rakala]

Granted. It's finished right now, with whatever progress you've made on it and no more.

I wish for __________.

[Lysander]

Granted. You have your internet comes up with no page other than about:blank.

I wish for a euphemism. 

[shadowterm]

granted, you bloit

I wish for sudden inspiration on a subject for my class movie, the one that needs to be school appropriate.

[Lisky]

... Granted, though i'm gonna need some more details as helping people out in creative ways in kinda what i do...
(seriously if you need some suggestions BSing papers, or whatnot i can help with that too, just PM the assignment, and i'll get back to you ASAP...i find helping others is an excellent form of procrastination that helps get me away from my own classes such as human anatomy, advanced orgo chem, and calc...college is the definition of bi-polar, it's awesome, and horrible at the same time)

I wish i could have taken an easier semester, yet still be setup to graduate the premed program here... on time

[Lysander]

Granted, but with the simpler degree you are allowed jobs of a far less desirable quality.

I wish for all the world to go mad.   

[shadowterm]

Granted, Mad Media runs all media in the world.

I wish life was more exciting.

[Rakala]

Granted. Every second of every day something new happens, unfortunately this doesn't leave you time to deal with every little thing and causes you to have to prioritize in a matter of fractions of a second, otherwise something new comes up and you have to start over.

I wish for chain mail.

[shadowterm]

Granted, it's made from pink rings of rubber

I wish it would all just stop.

[Rakala]

Granted.

I wish for the ace of spades.

[Angel]

Granted. Here's the best shovel money can buy. That'll be $500.

I wish for a pet horse. 

[Kipiru]

Granted! You get a beautiful Arabian steed, but as you are riding it in the field it trips and smashes you beneath its body!

I wish I owned a real Batmobile!

[Lysander]

Granted, but the government accuses you to be the outlaw known as Batman and throws you in jail.

I wish for a jet-black demon.   

[Kipiru]

Granted! But he hides in the shadows and you can't get a moment's rest! He is watching you even now!

I wish I could live through a real fantasy adventure!

[Zedd]

Granted, Yet sadly you end up dead before reaching lvl 2. Lung capacity


I wish I could change shape and size like a cubi would and revert to my normal form without any bodily harm to myself

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

It takes *forever* to get the hang of moving around when you suddenly find yourself quadraped, with a new sensory array, and a different center of mass. YOu spend a lot of time tripping over stuff.


I wish this cold I had would clear up.

[shadowterm]

Granted, you now have AIDS.

I wish there were "your dad" jokes that didn't sound awkward, and just plain wrong.

[Lisky]

granted... though the wish only applies if a female says the joke

I wish wasn't getting dragged to the bar for yet another friend's 21st birthday (3rd since new years)

[Darkdragon]

Granted. The government makes the consumption of alcohol illegal.

I wish I won't collapse before 8 tonight.

[Lisky]

Granted, you've been injested several grams of pure caffine, your wired for the next few days... though good luck concentrating

i wish i could stay up all night, yet still feel great in the morning...