Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Kipiru]

Granted, if you are talking about the Boney M single- "inna gadda da vidda" was a misshear of "In the Garden of Eden" and it stuck(more info here), but now there is no more mystery in music and all songs sound dull to you!

I wish I could make the next series in the Star Trek universe!

[Slowtini]

Granted.
SUPER GRANTED
I don't want to corrupt it, but I have to.
Granted, but you have to give me a role.

I wish for another wish, for I appear to have wasted this one.

[Rakala]

Granted, but with that wish you wish for another wish which you use to wish for another wish and it goes on infinitely until you are an old man and just forget about it randomly.

I wish for wings that work.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get a pair of wings on a sanitary pad.


I wish I could both stay awake for a couple of hours, and go to bed now.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you go to bed with a hot babe- no sleeping for you...wait this is supposed to be bad! Oh well!

I wish I was given a church to decorate!

[Rakala]

Granted. You have an hour. If the pope is not pleased when you're done you get impaled alive.

I wish I didn't have to wear pants.

[Jairus]

Granted. Now you have to wear a fish.

I wish Rakala didn't have to wear a fish.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Now he has to wear tube socks.

I wish that his socks were made of fish.

[Jairus]

Granted. Now he wears dolphins.

I wish that the Joker had copyrighted fish.

[Cogidubnus]

I'd grant that, but Batman says you can't copyright a natural resource.

I wish Mt. Rushmore was secretly a giant transformer.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It transforms into Sonic the Hedgehog, with a ten ton block attached to each foot.


I wish I had a better corruption of that.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. It transforms into the Queen.

I wish I had a way to be immune to spears, now...;3

[Lysander]

Granted, but the poison on them can now be absorbed through your skin leaving you severely ill nonetheless.

I wish people wouldn't assume things so often.   

[Rakala]

Granted. Nobody assumes anything ever again.

I wish for the Horns of Valmar.

[Kipiru]

Granted, but the Horns prove too powerfull for you and gradually posses you and make you a part of Valmar's revival!(thanks Wikipedia , no, I never played Grandia)

I wish for a full collection of Superman comic books!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, they're terrible comics.


I wish I had more motivation.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You have the motivation to type the numbers from 1 to 1,000,000 on an old-fashioned typewriter to break the current world record. And you fail by a minute.

I wish for a plot device.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get a MacGuffin. Only it's not actually wanted by anyone.



I wish I had posted earlier, I had a good motivation corruption...

[Jairus]

Granted. Except when you went to post, you forgot what it was, and never remembered it.

I wish to know what Uncle Boxy's motivation corruption was.

[Lisky]

granted, but it's given to you in the form of a scroll, written in an indecipherable text known only to boxy... therefore making it useless

i wish i had a video of last night and this morning

[Kipiru]

Granted, it shows you stripdancing for a jolly group of firemen! 

I wish I was a wizard like Harry Potter!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You've been killed at birth. Do have a nice day, now, you hear?


I wish the water would roll off the back of my desk fish.

[Lysander]

Granted, but it continues to roll right onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

I wish for a gestalt.   

[Rakala]

Granted. You get it, but nobody knows what it means.

I wish Adult Swim hadn't put King of the Hill on their lineup.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Granted, instead for that time slot they put in "Tales of the Goatse Guy"


I wish Adult Swim hadn't dropped Sealab 2021 waaaaay back

[Rakala]

Granted. They keep it up, but Captain Murphy never comes back. Ever.

I wish I was the complete and total lord of an army of goblins who would never revolt, assuring my dominion over the land! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The goblins don't revolt, but they are revolting, and the pure stench puts you in charge of a plot of land approx 3 feet by 6.



I wish people would pay attention.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Attention has enough money to hire a private army, topple the government, and start up a despotic reign and incarcerates you for your showing of independant thought.



I wish for some good tasting cheese.

[TheGreyRonin]

 Granted. But it's locked in a heavy iron strongbox that has a permanently fused lock.

I wish I could design my jeep in redscale.

[shadowterm]

Granted, but it has the worst color combination known to man, a meer gaze make the observer vomit imediately and violently.

I wish I had my Microphone here so I could use voice on TF2.