Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. All the suicidal and homocidal people hate you as well as most people who wanted to be parents, and I hate you for it as well dirt muncher.

I wish for peace on earth and good will toward men.

[Lysander]

Greated, lasting until one angry person accidentally bumped into a sensitive person and they got into a fight which escalated into another world war.

I wish for guitar strings.   

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but they were magical guitar strings that turned into snakes during a full moon and sucked out all of your blood.

I wish people were more creative.

[Caswin]

The whole of their new creativity is devoted to finding ways to avoid exerting effort or producing anything.

I wish my latest favorite cartoon would be released (whether on TV or DVD) in the United States.

[Colgatecrusader]

Granted! Finally the second half of season 2 of gargoyles has come!!! yes.

I wish i could beat up my video camera with a bat and then got a new one for free.

[Rakala]

Granted, however you really messed up your hands while beating your last camera and are now incapable of holding or positioning anything.

I wish to feel spoon. The adjective not the noun.

[Lysander]

Granted, you are now accused to be the spoony bard.

I wish for a delicious smell.   

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, too bad it overloaded your nose and your nose blew up.

I wish for the meaning of life.

[Darkdragon]

42.

I wish nobody would question my authority when I administer it.

[Rakala]

Granted. They just outright oppose it.

I wish for a reference to something besides Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain; at present, I'm writing a book on the subject, so I want you to tell me how the machine makes you feel. And remember, this is for posterity, so... be honest.

How do you feel?



I wish more people would get that quote.

[Angel]

Granted. Everyone begins to cry like a nursery full of babies. Interesting. (writes it down)

I wish my cold was gone.

[Lisky]

Granted, it is replaced by an unidentifiable, incurable, and extremely annoying virus that causes you to cough exactly 3 times, every five minutes, but has no other effects...

I wish i could remember what happened last night

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you sort of wish you didn't.

I wish I can accurately predict the future.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but because of your dimensia you don't remember long enough to tell anyone.

[Lysander]

I refuse to ever grant such a wish...

I wish for the impossible.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, due to a flaw in the delivery process, the postman delivers it to your next door neighbour. Or neighbor, if you happen to be in the states, and therefore unable to spell correctly. ;-]


I wish that Mr Webster hadn't screwed with the spelling of a large percentage of the population of the world.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, he screwed with the spelling of all of the world.

I wish i would stop forgetting to wish for something.

[Lisky]

granted, but now all your wishes involve ponies

i wish med school didn't cost an arm, a leg, and a small piece of your liver (roughly 1/3 of the overall organ)

[Lysander]

Granted, but now they require 1/3 of your skin.

I wish for a fake foot.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, you get in your mouth! 

I wish for a robotic arm!

[Rakala]

Granted. It is ripped off and shoved up your bum. You also lose one of your arms. Good luck sitting down.

I wish for the next person to tell me where that reference came from.

[Lysander]

Granted, if I am not mistaken, it regards hiring someone for suicide. If so they promptly grant your wish. If not you'll probably be hunted down anyway for wishing such a thing.

I wish for lost wings.   

[Kipiru]

Granted! You get wings and run off a cliff to fly a bit! And then you lose them! Happy falling!

I wish I won the lottery!

[Angel]

Granted. You won $5 off a scratcher. Don't spend that all at once, now.

I wish I was sinking in quicksand. 

[Slowtini]

Granted, but you're in a rather buoyant mood at the time, so you only sink down to your ankles.

I wish my hearing DIDN'T extend into frequencies higher than it should.
My plasma globe is driving me slowly insane with it's high pitched keening.

[Lysander]

Granted, instead you hear the ultra low frequency directional sound wave generator which wouldn't normally produce lasting damage, but since you can clearly hear those sounds the effects are far worse for you.

I wish for a wreath. 

[Mao]

Granted.  Unfortunately it's placed around your neck and you accidentally get a rope caught on it.  In your struggles to free the rope from your wreath you fall off a rather high stairway and are slowly hung to death.  This seems to have a damper on the holidays for all who see the spectacle before you are removed from the grizzly scene.

I wish for the answer to my question.

[Kipiru]

Granted, the answer is 42!

I wish I was a dolphin!

[Rakala]

Granted. You turn into a dolphin where you stand, which at the time happens to be in the middle of the dessert. Good luck, here come the Gila Monsters.

I wish to understand what inna gadda da vidda meant.