Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you can only either force it to be an arid, cool climate or thunderstorms.

I wish the sky was of a sort of mauve-y pink-russet hue.

[Lysander]

Granted, the Sun is now in he latter part of its life, shining bright red creating a pink sky and worldwide incineration considering how close the Sun would be to Earth at that point.

I wish for a chanticleer ascendant.   

[Rakala]

Granted. Since he's ascended you can't understand anything he talks about.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to grant it with all the words combined into one gigantic word.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

GrantedButPoorly,SinceItIsObviousAsToWheretheWordsEnd.


I wish I had a better corruption for that wish.

[Rakala]

Granted. It's such a great corruption that it comes true.

I wish I could lose some weight.

[Jairus]

Granted. You shall lose it... manually. *starts up chainsaw*

I wish I hadn't referenced Aqua Teen Hunger Force when granting Rakala's wish.

[Kipiru]

Granted, while wandering what else to write someone beats you to it.

I wish I was given my own movie to make!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You get a $5.00 budget.

I wish to be a part of the élite of the supernatural.

[Mao]

Granted.  Not only do you become part of the elite, but you stage a great rise to power within the ranks of all things supernatural.  Unfortunately your rise was so explosive and powerful that norms find out about you and you are eventually captured, dissected and studied.

I wish to give the unwashed masses a brand new religion.

[Lysander]

Granted, and like many religious figureheads and founders you are hunted and martyred for supposed tyranny.

I wish to understand why "januscat" becomes "wainscot" when I use the spell check.   

[Rakala]

Granted. The reason makes little to no sense and gives you a slight headache.

I wish the corruption of this wish didn't have any vowels in it.

[Slowtini]

Grntd, bt y cn stll ndrstnd t, nd t nvlvs th dstrctn f yr fmly.

I wish the poster below me would gain superpowers.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now everyone who posts after you would get a beneficial superpower.

I wish I had more time to work out.

[Rakala]

Granted. Your fired. Got plenty of time now.

I wish I could get up as early as I do and not be tired without having to stay up all night.

[Mao]

Granted.  You wake up at that time and only that time only to fall asleep 5 minutes later every day for the rest of your life.  On the plus side those 5 minutes feel great... just make sure you eat and get all the necessities out of the way.

I wish for peace on earth and global communion.

[Rakala]

Granted, but it's the wrong kind of communion. People share wine and bread at all points which people eventually figure out the pagan hidden meaning behind it. They start eating each other, drinking their blood and it's not very peaceful anymore.

I wish I hadn't had to walk 3 miles to school this morning, uphill both ways. (School is on the other side of a hill)

[Lysander]

Greanted, your legs are broken and you have to drag yourself that far.

I wish for the number 23.   

[Jairus]

Granted. Here it is. Have fun. It sucked.

I wish that drawing this chibi wasn't so freaking hard.

[Mao]

Granted.  Everything else gets harder as a result of you only drawing what comes easy to you.

I wish for a delirium of disorder.

[Lysander]

Granted, the confusion turns the chaos into organized perfection.

I wish for Pain that I Am Used To.   

[Darkdragon]

You get a song called "Pain that I Am Used To" by a band which produces music of the opposite taste of yours.

I wish people respect grammar.

[Rakala]

Granted. It's respected to the point of madness. People are executed when they use the word "good" instead of the word "well", and the worse the offense the more painful the death.

I wish I had a working bathroom.

[Lysander]

Granted, you have a fresh, temporarily clean outhouse. Don't even need to worry abot plumbing in there.

I with to be granted a wish.   

[Kipiru]

Granted! You are granted the wish "I wish I knew what to wish for!"

I wish I had s genuine sword!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You cut your foot off trying to learn to use it.


I wish that whenever I entered a room, a spectral orchestra played "Imperial March" (AKA Darth Vader music).

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They play it half a semitone flat.


I wish I had an original corruption.

[Jer-oh-me]

As you already exist in such a state wish fulfillment is in surplus and three children will now grow up to be astronauts.

I wish that my beard was fuller.

[Rakala]

Granted. Now several tiny knights do their best to cut it off for you. http://www.kongregate.com/games/BoMToons/castle-crashing-the-beard

I wish I had $200 which weren't gained through illegal ways and are not infected with some strange disease.

[Noone]

Granted, though it all gets stolen by someone who does indeed obtain it illegally, aka via mugging you.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

[Rakala]

Granted. You blow things off entirely.

I wish my taste buds weren't infected.