Corrupt A Wish Revived

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

granted. now every @#$%ing person has to @#$#ing read the legal stuff otherwise they'll get arrested. @#$%ing politics

i wish i had an uncorrupted bazooka

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. You look down the barrel to see if it is loaded, and acidentally bump the trigger. Chunky Salsa ensues.

I wish for more Vespene Gas.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Sadly, the thousands of zerglings that come with it are less welcome...


I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Dagardo]

Granted, all of your possessions get taken because of it.

I wish I dsidnt have to hit the d key on my keyboard for it to work.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

granted. the d key has been removed from your keyboard.


i wish i could go on vacation.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. However, there was something very very important you forgot to take care of before you left, and when you return, your house is buried underneath a mountain of the most evil material known to man...PAPERWORK!

I wish for additional Pylons.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

granted, but theyre all broken

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Due to your silence, all of your future wishes are forfeit.

I wish I knew a few useful spells which actually work.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Granted, but the government hauls you away for disturbing the peace.


I wish I had more wishes.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, but all of them will be corrupted.

I wish for people to respect other people's choices.

[Jer-oh-me]

Granted, and without criticism the world becomes slightly more chaotic.

I wish I had an unending supply of Raspberry sherbet.

[Rakala]

Granted. You get this little annoying guy I know who goes by the name Sherbet. He has nipple lazers and can fly. Good luck.

I wish I had nipple lazers.

[Dagardo]

Granted, but this happens to you.

I wish I was part of the DMFA but not as a human.

[Mao]

Granted.  However it goes much like THIS.

I wish I could go back to sleep.  Permanently.

[Rakala]

Granted. You have nightmares for eternity.

I wish life had a point.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

It has one, that you miserably fail at.

I wish that annoying people wouldn't constantly ask me for advice.

[Jairus]

Granted. Now only smart educated interesting people ask you for advice. They insult you for the poor quality of your advice.

I wish my nickname in high school hadn't been "Ralph Wiggum."

[Lysander]

Granted, but everyone refused to call you your real name and therefore ignored you completely.

I wish for a januscat.   

[Angel]

Granted. You mistook it for a fleck of dust on your screen and squished it.

I wish I could wake up on time for class tomorrow and stay awake until I needed to sleep again.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, the method you choose to stay awake involves inserting nails into your extremities to prevent sleep.


I wish I were the leader  of a cult.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You are now the leader of The Cult of Grilled Cheese, of which you happen to hate, but only seem to be able to attract people who love the stuff.

I wish I could understand Latin.

[Rakala]

Granted. You end up reading an ancient tome that transports you back to the Roman Empire. You are captured and forced to fight as a gladiator.

I wish my corruptions had less violence and death in them.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now all your corruptions have to include something cute and cuddly. And muffins of non-doom.

I wish procrastination was not such a big problem.

[Dagardo]

Granted, nothing gets done at all.

I wish I didn't have the hiccups.

[Angel]

Granted. Now you have the throw-ups.

I wish I could go to the A Cappella concert tonight without skipping my meeting with my Shakespeare project group. (College is becoming steadily more like they warned me...)

[Lysander]

Granted, the Shakespeare group goes to the concert with you, consequently accomplishing nothing that would have been otherwise.

I wish for all I need.     

[Zedd]

Granted, Yet you only have 50% what you wanted, And most of it is broken into many pieces.  Hope it teaches you something or two...Also a giant horde swarm of people are very angry at you for some reason...


I wish I didn't have to deal with so much disappointment in the news lately

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now instead of disappointment, you are now horrified to learn every morning that the Dow Jones has dropped yet another hundred points from the day before.

I wish I can predict the future accurately.

[Vidar]

Granted.
You forsee that a rare disease will dissolve all your bones within the next week, and there is no cure.

I wish my boss would have more reasonable demands. Creating a functional web-application with absolutely nothing but a name is not reasonable. Especially since I am no web developer.

[Jer-oh-me]

Granted now you are completely capable and accredited to meet your boss's demands but at one tenth your current salary.

I wish I could play the piano.