Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Zedd]

Granted, They come for you at your house and break your legs in with waffle bats and steal your stuff and destroy your evidence of your existence, also it was lucky you was home alone at the time so don't feel so bad that no one knows where you went


I wish was abit less or more humane with that 

[Lysander]

Granted. Considering less is more (according to Charmin Ultra) you are both less and more humane concurrently making your response to have no change.

I wish for your face.   

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. You have a very bloody, messy, detached face in your hands. I'd probably clean the eyeballs out before putting it on.

I wish that continental drift would cause the environmental sciences building to not be so damn far across campus.

[VSMIT]

Granted.  Also as a consequence of the continental drift, you are still across campus from the environmental sciences building.

I wish that I had fewer classes on Mondays...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have one fewer class on Mondays. You also have three more classes on every other day, including Saturday and Sunday.

Good luck.


I wish my arm didn't hurt quite so much from the overenthusiastic exercise yesterday.

[Mao]

Granted.  For some reason you can't find any Vaseline anywhere or any other similar petroleum jelly products after the pain goes away...

I wish I was home already.

[Jairus]

Granted. Your home lands on top of you. Welcome back.

I wish that Boxy would try to break Cthulhu's brain.

PS: Mowser, I was thinking that Boxy's arms would just fall off...

[Colgatecrusader]

Granted, it failed of course and he punished you for wishing for it

I wish i knew what happened to my avatar...

[Dagardo]

Freddy Kruger stole it while you were sleeping 

I wish that magic existed so I could save the lives of all the people i would have killed with my previous wish.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Sadly, you can't use it at all, and neither can anyone else left alive. Ewps.


I wish I could find some Deep Heat(tm). Or even some Depp Heat, for that matter, as my first typo had it...

[Mao]

Granted.  Unfortunately since I had to guess which one you actually wanted and *cough* em... Mr. Depp is here and it seems he's found all of the Vaseline...Oh my.

I wish life was simpler.

[Dagardo]

Granted, It's only simpler for and you kill yourself out of boredom because life is so simple.

I wish a trans dimensional vortex would appear that would take me wherever I wanted. (This i am actually quite serious about, but *sigh* such is life.)

[Slowtini]

Granted, but your clothes get lost in the ether.

I wish I had a grape scented candle.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Sadly, the person supplying it failed to proofread carefully, and instead has supplied a grope scented candle.

Enjoy your... invasion of personal space.


I wish I'd had lunch

[Slowtini]

Granted, but you didn't enjoy it.

I wish I had some more soda.

[Lysander]

Granted, you get a combination of 10 different kinds of soda mixed together.  I think that granting may have been a little flat, but...

I wish for the Underworld Symphony. (have a cookie if you know where the reference comes from.)   

[Jairus]

Granted. Not knowing what you're talking about, I summon the symphony of hell. Ten thousand devilish musicians, each one wielding a dark instrument of pure evil (even accordions and bagpipes), conducted by Lucifer himself, and they're going to play "I love you, You love me" for the next thousand years... and the music will follow you around for that long.

I wish I had a violin. I can't play it, I just want one.

[Slowtini]

Granted, but you drop it.

I wish I had some more of that 10-kindsa-soda mishmash I got earlier. It was an explosion of flavor in my mouth, and every one was delicious! eDe

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Except in your mind this one was worse than the previous one, despite being identical in every way. Furthermore, you will never be able to drink another soda ever again because they all pale in comparison to that soda (which may nor may not be a good thing).

I wish I can get the school orchestra to play "In the Arms of Death" by Daisuke Ishiwatari. (A cookie to those who knows where that is from)

[Dagardo]

Granted, but they screw it up so badly you kill them for it an get sentenced to life in prison with no chance of bail and no way to escape. As for the song It sounds a lot like Testament's Guilty Gear XX # Reload theme. (Korean)

I wish I had 4 stomachs. 

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You had 4 stomachs. You needed a gastrosectomy (a word I just made up by using gastro- (stomach) and -sectomy (to remove surgically)). Not one, but three gastrosectomies. Now you are down to one stomach and a lot of empty space inside you.

I wish I could write better poetry.

[Dagardo]

Granted, its so much better that every time you read it you blow someones mind, yeah I'm making a reference. 

I wish I  had a Warp-aci.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Unfortunately, it only does demands it thinks you want to be done and not the ones you want it to be done.

I wish the economy is stronger.

[Mao]

Granted.  The economy of a nation that opposes yours is now stronger.

I wish I didn't feel so crappy right now.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You hadn't felt so crappy then. Now you feel crappy.

I wish the starving kids in Somalia are not starving anymore.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're now dead.



I wish my MP3 player hadn't chosen today to pack in.

[Rakala]

Granted. It chose last month to do it.

I wish I HAD an MP3 player.

[Lysander]

Granted, here's Windows Media Player for all your MP3 needs.   

[Angel]

Your nonexistent wish is granted. You become an emo.

I wish all the stuff that was ever screwed up by 4Kids had never been screwed up.

[Slowtini]

Granted, 4chan screws it up instead.

I wish I had more delicious Chili. Mmm... Chili...