Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. It's a bountiful harvest..... of VENUS FLY TRAPS! RAWRG!

I wish it were summer again already.

[Zedd]

Granted, But you end up with all over sunburn that renders your skin a dark black

I wish i had ability to shoot rainbows from my fingertips without catching on fire or burning my skin

[Darkdragon]

You can't control your ability to shoot rainbows from tips of your distal phalanx of your last four digits on both hands.

I wish in posts following, that symbol which is most common in writing is also missing.

[Jairus]

Granted.Sentencesandwordsnowbecomealmostimpossibletoread,andsocietybeginstocrumblebecausenoonecancommunicate.Nicegoing,jerk.

IwishIdidn'thavetowritelikethis.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. I meant the letter "e". I accidentally took out the adjective "fifth" when taking out the word "the" in front of it. I'm sorry. 

I wish in the next post, the letter "e" is not used at all.

[VSMIT]

Okay, but it is quite difficult to both corrupt a wish and put down a wish that also follows said law.

I wish I didn't follow Darkdragon's law missing symbol law.

[Rakala]

Grantd vrybody ls dos.

I wish that I knew what I just typed.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You typed the letter string "Grantd vrybody ls dos". What it is supposed to mean is up to your imagination.

I wish my insomnia would strike at a more convenient time.

[Rakala]

Granted. You live through a zombie apocolypse because of it.

I wish the next person would provide the details of why.

[Zedd]

Granted, Your the first zombie born into this dark world and soon you infect others around you while vomiting acid all over the place.

I wish I could Hollywood could find out a way making movies perfect without having to re-doing with remakes all the fucking time

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now, if only Hollywood can attract new scripts...

I wish for the ability to control time in its entirety.

[Lysander]

Granted. The moment time is controlled and a change is made the universe is placed in an endless paradox making time meaningless.

I wish for this machine.     

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now you own the machine which you were using to browse the Internet then, and only if it was yours originally.

I wish people were less concerned about their (and other's) appearances.

[Zedd]

Granted, Now everyone looks like those pig people from the twilight zone and yet beautiful is a crime now thanks to that, I hope your happy now you hog faced loser


I wish I could have suit that can change it's appearance of any clothes I always wanted and needed all by own free will and I have the way not for it to kill or do any bodily harm to myself

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted Zee....unfortunately, your tastes, wants, and desire in  clothing is now limited to a wonderful ice cream suit. You would never consider wearing anything else.  You could, for instance, wear a leather jacket with speedo breifs, you just don't want too. you could wear leather, lace, chains, and a banana suit if you wanted too, but you no longer desire such outfits. no, you want to wear nothing other than a wonderful Ice Cream suit... but the bonus is you have access to a ion million dollars and everything you buy is  practically free.


I wish I could give the next poster my wish.

[Darkdragon]

Oh thanks. I don't know what to do with it.

I wish I didn't have to make this wish, as wish implies desire, of which I need to rid myself to achieve the state of Enlightenment zen can bring.

[Vidar]

Oh thanks. I don't know what to do with it.

I wish I didn't have to make this wish, as wish implies desire, of which I need to rid myself to achieve the state of Enlightenment zen can bring.

Granted, however, because your whish is in conflict with itself, you shall never reach Enlightenment, and will forever be locked in the reincarnation cycle.

I wish I could put a puppet in place of myself at my desk at work without being found out. That way I could do fun stuff while getting payed.

[Rakala]

Granted. The building catches on fire. Your puppet burns down because it can't run and since you can't be found out you are accused the rest of your life of being an imposter.

[Jairus]

Granted. The building catches on fire. Your puppet burns down because it can't run and since you can't be found out you are accused the rest of your life of being an imposter.

Since Rakala did not make a wish, I simply send him an annoying level of bad luck for the day. Nothing too bad, just annoying.

I wish that Head Crabs were scarier.

[Zedd]

Granted, You have a horde of them swarming you right now, All kinds of headcrabs and ones that remain not to be spoken about and they have a shampoo for that as well but your already dead now due running into flames


I wish fast food restaurants made their own ideas than stealing others

[Ren Gaulen]

Granted their own ideas will be so awful you'd wish for them to start stealing someone else's ideas again.

I wish I could control time (freeze it at will, make it flow again, such kind of things..).

[Darkdragon]

Granted. you are restricted to using the powers in front of William, and you now are confined to using the time-traveller's tenses when referring to events that would have happened if you didn't freeze the time in the past and made a change (id est, do anything) for all of eternity.

I wish for a Calculus book which a majority of the population could understand.

[Lysander]

Granted. As calculus is made understandable the other mathematical operation few can comprehend becomes wonderful and calculus is esteemed as naught.

I wish for the ability to play the piano if I for some reason wanted to.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You will only only ever want to play the piano at "elegant" parties after you had two cups of punch, and then only as well as a drunk troll.

I wish to be a clairvoyant.

[techmaster-glitch]

   Granted. You seea vision of yourself getting a bloody face in the future, and you spend all you time trying to avoid any fistfight whatsoever. However, you don't look down, which causes you to trip and smash your face on concrete, thus what you did (or didn't do) is what made your vision come true.

I wish giant mechs were real (BattleTech style mechs, not the DBZ-wannabe japanese anime mocap mecha that totally rape the realism out of robotics ).

[Jairus]

Granted. Now that mechs have become key weapons of warfare, cities become their playgrounds. Hackers figure out how to get past their security and remote control them on rampages. And some idiot gets the bright idea to arm a few of them with nuclear warheads, and now we need to find a guy called "Solid Snake" to save us from nuclear devastation.

I wish I had a giant robot. Like GaoGaiGar.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Εxcept its locked in the arctic under a ton of ice and needs an external power source to power up.

I wish to be pyrokinetic.

[Jairus]

Granted. You may be fireproof, but your clothes aren't, so every time you use your powers, you end up naked.

I wish I had a model of the Titanic.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It hit a model iceberg and and sank in your model ocean.

I wish I am psychokinetic.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. You get your poweres from certain alien DNA. After having some fun with your new powers, Crypto hunts you down for having this DNA, and fires a fully-charged anal probe at you. You then violently empty your bowels, and your Head A Splode

I wish I had a functional Mad Cat BattleMech that I knew how to pilot.