Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. You grow another toe, it's on your knee.

I wish I were better at corruptions.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however you lose all ability to type, thereby meaning you can corrupt the wishes, but not tell anyone else about them.

... ok, you can copy and paste using the mouse, but that's slow enough that you can never finish a post before someone else ninjas you...



I wish I'd been able to figure out what was wrong with the servers today.

[Slowtini]

Granted, you become so great in the art of corruption, that you break the fabric of reality, and basically destroy your house, and all the houses within 10 miles of where you live, killing thousands of innocent people.
Kudos to you.

Granted, but you got bored, and went off to watch television, instead of doing repairs.
Months of data are lost.


I wish my iPOD had infinite storage capacity.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Except the USB jack is broken and is out of warranty.

I wish something will happen to my neighbours down the street.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, the engine of an airplane totally destroyed your neighbors house dude.... by the way it's the eighties, your name is frank and your planning on wearing the coolest bunny suit ever for Halloween.


I wish Donnie Darko made more sense  than nonsense.

[Angel]

Granted. A perfectly good cult film now makes sense, and an important cultural staple of mystery and intrigue becomes mainstream and then fades away. Oh, and your dreams are now infested with Frank the Bunny.

I wish Whose Line Is It Anyway was on earlier in the day.

[Rakala]

Granted. It's on at 2:00 am.

I wish I had a working shower in my house.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, the shower works but the drain is clogged.

I wish there were less complications.

[PellaFera]

Granted, but now the fabric of reality is torn and nothing exists within a ten-mile radius of you.

I wish I could visit my friend in Colorado sooner.

[Rakala]

Granted. Oh wait, there goes your plane. Guess you still have to wait.

I wish I had a DVD version of Across the Universe.

[PellaFera]

Granted.  It freezes every ten minutes, or thereabouts, so you can't properly enjoy it.

I wish I had something delicious to drink.

[Lysander]

Here's a glass of chocolate chop cookie flavored sulfuric acid.

I wish to grant your wish.   

[Angel]

Granted. My wish was that you'd grant someone else's wish.

I wish I was a slightly better mimic.

[Zedd]

Granted, Now your a ditto from Pokemon now you can mimic anything to your hearts content! Downside a poke'ball hits you shortly after and now your a legal game for capturing!

I wish there was a faster cure for the common cold but wont lead to death of any sort

[Darkdragon]

Granted. The "common cold" (Influenza) goes away and a new virus evolves which is more life-threatening than our current common cold takes its place as "the common cold".

I wish I have the ability to write in really small text so I can fit large paragraphs into small answer boxes and still be legible.

[Slowtini]

Granted, but you can only write in phonetic swahili.

I wish I could understand, and be understood by everything, in regards to language.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Unfortunately, there isn't anyone worth talking to.

I wish I had a watch.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, it shows decimal time.

I wish light conversation was not so limited to the weather, sports and television.

[Rakala]

Granted. Sex is now added on to it, but even though it becomes the subject of small talk it still seems awkward to those around you.

I wish I had a Pip-plushie.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It comes with an authentic ankle-biting mechanism, and it particularly likes yours.

I wish one can download music from the school network.

[Rakala]

Granted, you are able to but that doesn't make it any less against the rules. Expulsion for you.

I wish I could draw the way I truly envision things.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. You are haunted by visions of demons and horror until you gouge out your own eyes.

I wish I had some delicious, untampered with coffee.

[Jairus]

Granted. The coffee is so perfect and wonderful and well-made and delicious that you are given the caffeine version of a high, and become addicted to the world's most perfect coffee.

I wish that Ren would draw more shonen-ai pics: those things are hilarious!

[silentassassin]

*my my how my little corrupt a wish has grown* Granted but the characters look like they shoved their faces in meat grinder. I wish for a british butler named Regginald.

[Lysander]

Granted, but you quickly become enveloped in a cliche murder mystery where the butler is the murderer and is sent to jail, leaving you with no more butler.

I wish I was just like you.   

[Jairus]

Granted. You are now identical to silentassassin in all ways, including personality and quantum structure. The existed of two completely identical beings begins to destabilize the structure of the universe and space time itself, and we are forced to kill both of you before you set off a second big bang inside our universe.

I wish I had Death's horse Binky.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, it dies.

I wish I had some angel / demon ancestry.

[Jairus]

Granted. Dante shows up after you start rampaging and kills you. He then uses your soul to forge a new weapon to add to his collection.

Death's horse dies? I think that would cause the universe to end.

I wish anthropomorphic animals were real and made sense from an evolutionary standpoint.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, all the industries which produce commodities all grumble at having to make 2,000 different types of the same object to accommodate for the different species and businessmen start wishing there was only one sentient, anthropomorphic species, and start hiring people to preform genocide.

It's true. See Binky's Wikipedia article.

All right, I wish I could control my demonic (or angelic) ancestry.

[silentassassin]

Granted but god got bored and smited you.
I wish for a kitty named bootsie.