Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

Caswin · April 18, 2009, 11:41:14 PM

Speaking of the podcast, what is his sister's name?

Zedd · April 19, 2009, 09:01:36 PM

Soup or Salad?

A one armed man is climbing a mountain,his butt starts to itch, what should he do?

Does slaying goats help with ritual sacrifices?

How do I keep Bob Barker from spaying and neutering my animals?

Darkdragon · April 19, 2009, 09:15:09 PM

Why do people get the itch?
Can elephants jump?

Mao · April 20, 2009, 07:18:38 AM

What was that noise?</Malcolm Reynolds>

Tiger_T · April 21, 2009, 03:55:36 PM

Quote from: Caswin on April 18, 2009, 11:41:14 PM
Speaking of the podcast, what is his sister's name?

Haven't seen it, so I'll refer that one to another one of the team.

Quote from: Zedd on April 19, 2009, 09:01:36 PM
Soup or Salad?

A one armed man is climbing a mountain,his butt starts to itch, what should he do?

Does slaying goats help with ritual sacrifices?

How do I keep Bob Barker from spaying and neutering my animals?

Soup.
Scratch his butt.
It's worth a try.
Lock your door in the evening.

Quote from: Darkdragon on April 19, 2009, 09:15:09 PM
Why do people get the itch?
Can elephants jump?

It's all that pesky mosquito's fault.
Young ones can.

Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 20, 2009, 07:18:38 AM
What was that noise?</Malcolm Reynolds>

Don't mind me. I'm just using your toilet.

Lisky · April 21, 2009, 03:57:08 PM

is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? and is he certified to be a soft drink?

Tiger_T · April 21, 2009, 04:47:38 PM

Quote from: Basilisk2150 on April 21, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? and is he certified to be a soft drink?

A doctor or soft-drinkology.

Darkdragon · April 21, 2009, 05:40:23 PM

Since when the AP exams were two weeks away!?

Tiger_T · April 22, 2009, 01:09:58 AM

Quote from: Darkdragon on April 21, 2009, 05:40:23 PM
Since when the AP exams were two weeks away!?

Exactly; exept it's only two weeks.

Darkdragon · April 22, 2009, 01:38:10 AM

What do you mean by that?

Tiger_T · April 22, 2009, 03:28:25 PM

I could've asked you the same, but since you can't answer here...

Darkdragon · April 22, 2009, 03:43:55 PM

Can we bend the rules, please?

Lushin · April 22, 2009, 04:21:58 PM

No, cause when people bend things they tend to see how far things will bend and usually end up breaking whatever it is they are trying to bend.

Darkdragon · April 22, 2009, 05:02:58 PM

Do you have experimental data to back up your claim?

Gabi · April 22, 2009, 05:21:15 PM

I've seen that happen too many times.

Tiger_T · April 22, 2009, 07:18:30 PM

*nods*
Sorry - No go.

But you could always try to re-phrase the question I tried to answer.

ShadesFox · April 23, 2009, 01:01:28 PM

Quote from: Darkdragon on April 22, 2009, 05:02:58 PM
Do you have experimental data to back up your claim?

Not really. I've always just up and broken the rules with no real intend to bend them.

Lisky · April 23, 2009, 10:05:07 PM

why are the squirrels invading? and what would happen if i didn't happen to have a rather massive dog to keep them away?

Darkdragon · April 23, 2009, 10:58:10 PM

Squirrels piloting giant mecha or otherwise?

Tiger_T · April 25, 2009, 02:15:01 PM

Quote from: Basilisk2150 on April 23, 2009, 10:05:07 PM
why are the squirrels invading? and what would happen if i didn't happen to have a rather massive dog to keep them away?

They want to gnaw your nuts.

Suddenly! Squirrels everywhere! ... Why yes; yes, even there too.

Quote from: Darkdragon on April 23, 2009, 10:58:10 PM
Squirrels piloting giant mecha or otherwise?

More like lots 'n lots of human-sized ones.
(

Well, that is giant for squirrels

)

e_voyager · April 27, 2009, 01:26:33 AM

where can i get a bag of infinite cookies to put in my interdimensional vault of cool stuff?

Darkdragon · April 27, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

How can I get people to return the stuff they borrow?

ShadesFox · April 27, 2009, 08:46:29 PM

Quote from: e_voyager on April 27, 2009, 01:26:33 AM
where can i get a bag of infinite cookies to put in my interdimensional vault of cool stuff?

Can't have mine, that's for sure.
*Omnomnomnomnom*

Quote from: Darkdragon on April 27, 2009, 07:36:12 PM
How can I get people to return the stuff they borrow?

Baseball bats and shotguns.

Caswin · April 27, 2009, 11:43:48 PM

How can I thank Darkdragon for introducing me to Faulty Logic?

e_voyager · April 28, 2009, 02:48:37 AM

i too have been introduced to faulty logic but i don't remember who did it. whats should i do?

Mao · April 28, 2009, 10:53:25 AM

I've been acquainted with faulty logic since I was a child. Wait.. are we all talking about the same thing?

Tiger_T · April 28, 2009, 02:35:59 PM

Quote from: Caswin on April 27, 2009, 11:43:48 PM
How can I thank Darkdragon for introducing me to Faulty Logic?

Give back the favor - introduce him to some webcomics too.

Quote from: e_voyager on April 28, 2009, 02:48:37 AM
i too have been introduced to faulty logic but i don't remember who did it. whats should i do?

I've heard hypnosis works wonders in making people remember stuff.

Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 28, 2009, 10:53:25 AM
I've been acquainted with faulty logic since I was a child. Wait.. are we all talking about the same thing?

Nope, don't think so.

Zedd · May 12, 2009, 08:16:34 PM

Is there a chance the track could bend?

What place sells Cloud and Sephiroth their hair gel?

Why did Handsome Tom leave Screwattack?

Who does G-man work for?

Can you do balloon animals for your next trick?

Darkdragon · May 12, 2009, 10:57:48 PM

Is this what happiness tastes like?

KarlOmega1 · May 13, 2009, 06:39:53 PM

Which is the wierdest Kirby boss, Kracko or Zero-Two?