Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[Tiger_T]

*hands out some marshmallows on sticks*

Anyone got none yet?

[Zedd]

Why is it sometimes I cant keep my eyes open when inportant stuff happens on a road trip with my family?

I tryed just about everything to get a job in my rotten burg of a town of mine..Is there a better way to try get one instantly without waiting in lines at the unenployement office?

Im looking for a friendly guy to be with..Want to cuddle?

[Caswin]

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.

That counts as too forum-sensitive?  But if that's the case, then why didn't...
...
Oh, you're a sly one...

How do you be so sly?

[Alan Garou]

If uranium, plutonium, and other radioactive metals are all silvery or silvery-blue, why do comics and cartoons show them as green and glowing?
Where and when did the idea of APF-dom originate?

[Magic]

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.

You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?

* The fox doctor straps Caswin to a table and attaches many 'nodes' of an odd device to nerve bundle locations, which then start to intermittently tickle then painfully shock Caswin. "See you in about three days, when you're crying and laughing at the same time."

[e_voyager]

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?

... maybe he enjoys the treatment?

... Should we enquire as to what that says about his mental state?

[Caswin]

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*Spasm*
Two plus two equals four!
*Spasm twitch*
Big Brother is ungood!
*Spasm twitch convulse*
So is tickling!
*Repeatedly bumps shoulder in what appears to be some kind of techno dance*
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

What he said!

[GabrielsThoughts]

will caswin realize he has offended the corrupt a wish foundation with his constant nitpicking of corrupted wishes?

will caswin realize the wishes were granted, however the side effects are free coruption?

will caswin realize that I intend to stalk him in the forum threads?

[Magic]

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

What he said!

"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"

* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.

~

Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.

[Aridas]

But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.

any APF know which?

[Roureem Egas]

Why is it sometimes I cant keep my eyes open when inportant stuff happens on a road trip with my family?

I tryed just about everything to get a job in my rotten burg of a town of mine..Is there a better way to try get one instantly without waiting in lines at the unenployement office?

Im looking for a friendly guy to be with..Want to cuddle?

Priorities.

I dunno, really.

Well, ok.

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.

That counts as too forum-sensitive?  But if that's the case, then why didn't...
...
Oh, you're a sly one...

How do you be so sly?

Work at it. =p

If uranium, plutonium, and other radioactive metals are all silvery or silvery-blue, why do comics and cartoons show them as green and glowing?
Where and when did the idea of APF-dom originate?

It's the power of nuclear minerals.

Back in the day in a time I don't remember, it was made by that one guy who wanted to do something. He did this one thing, the got some other people I can't remember just yet, and things rolled for some unspecified period of time.

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.

You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?

... maybe he enjoys the treatment?

... Should we enquire as to what that says about his mental state?

I don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before.

will caswin realize he has offended the corrupt a wish foundation with his constant nitpicking of corrupted wishes?

will caswin realize the wishes were granted, however the side effects are free coruption?

will caswin realize that I intend to stalk him in the forum threads?

I haven't been in there since forever passed me by.

...what?

He's gotta catch on sooner or later.

But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.

any APF know which?

I don't know. In the meantime, will you hold on to these cans of hair spray? It'll be for a quick sec. I'll be way over there.

[Caswin]

But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.

[Caswin nods, headbutting a bunny away.]
A clear case of sociopathy mixed with, judging by the aforementioned response to my not-really-an-"answer", a healthy dose of psychosis manifesting itself in denial.

Or am I just whistling Dixie?

[Alan Garou]

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

What he said!

"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"

* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.

~

Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.

Have you tried slowly stuffing a towel into his nostril?

Why can't I applaud or smite anyone?
Is it Llearch's fault or someone's else?
Who started the Trashcat phenomenon?

[Valynth]

Why do countries blame the U.S. for their own problems?

Why don't the people realize that the U.S. lets them bash it, but no other country will allow themselves to get bashed?

Why do people think capitalism is bad even though it has done a lot of good for humanity?  Is it because capitalism spreads power to individuals, but certain individuals simply want all the powers of others for themselves?

[Drake Manaweilder]

I'm running out of punishments.

Why not skin 'em allive then toss him into a pool of vinegar for an hour or six?
Sence when was I so evil?
Why do I always get so tired after drawing something?

[e_voyager]

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.

wait  when / where was it answered? i know that i haven't asked it before.

[Tiger_T]

But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.

[Caswin nods, headbutting a bunny away.]
A clear case of sociopathy mixed with, judging by the aforementioned response to my not-really-an-"answer", a healthy dose of psychosis manifesting itself in denial.

Or am I just whistling Dixie?

It doesn't really matter. Ink needs some practice, so there.

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

What he said!

"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"

* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.

~

Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.

Have you tried slowly stuffing a towel into his nostril?

Why can't I applaud or smite anyone?
Is it Llearch's fault or someone's else?
Who started the Trashcat phenomenon?

Not yet.
Of course you can. Just follow Llearch's instructions in the Info-thread.
Llearch works hard on solving the problem. However, I don't know who ordered and who executed the upgrade.
(You DO realize that this one was forum-related, don't you.)
Someone throwing away a cat. Shame on him. *growls in  the general direction*

Why do countries blame the U.S. for their own problems?

Why don't the people realize that the U.S. lets them bash it, but no other country will allow themselves to get bashed?

Why do people think capitalism is bad even though it has done a lot of good for humanity?  Is it because capitalism spreads power to individuals, but certain individuals simply want all the powers of others for themselves?

Because they can.
It is an unwritten law that anything won't aply to yourself - only others.
See next answers. Yes. And No. Maybe.

I'm running out of punishments.

Why not skin 'em allive then toss him into a pool of vinegar for an hour or six?
Sence when was I so evil?
Why do I always get so tired after drawing something?

He won't waste the good vinegar for a trivial punishment.
All the time. You only just now let it slip through.
Evil sleep, always lureing us away from our tasks.

what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?

This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.

wait  when / where was it answered? i know that i haven't asked it before.

*too lazy to look it up*
Search for yourself.
What it makes APF's cry? Acid bitter tears of course.

[bill]

Where is the internet?

[Gabi]

Where is the internet?

It's spread all over the world.

[Aridas]

Why do people assume USA is the only country in the world that lets them do _______, when in fact there are still others they haven't even considered?

[Gabi]

Why do people assume USA is the only country in the world that lets them do _______, when in fact there are still others they haven't even considered?

Because most people in the USA have trouble considering other countries. Satiric example

[Dakata]

I don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before.

Sanity? What's that?

[random]
If a Dakata kicks a dead puppy in a forest, does the dead puppy make a sound?

If someone kicks a Dakata in a forest, does the Dakata make a sound?
[/random]

Why did the mean people at my school change my only cool class (LOL Computer class) to a stupid one? 'Rebuilding Seminar' doesn't sound fun.

If my math teacher yells at me every day or two, does she probably hate me?

Why is Jy an orange in the donation counter?

[bill]

Doesn't Tom Brady need a hug right now? 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Should I enlighten Tiger_T as to who ordered and who executed the upgrade?
... Should I enlighten him -here, as opposed to elsewhere?
If not here, where?

And why is my grass pink?

[e_voyager]

why did i get and odd answer when i ask if my invisible friend used a English calendar?

have they settled the question who was right abut light speed travel Einstein or star trek?

is it possible to prove a genius wrong with out shocking  several countries? ( i still remember reading about the black hole story.)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why does it say, "Gabi was here..." in the forum news?

[Gabi]

I don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before.

Sanity? What's that?

[random]
If a Dakata kicks a dead puppy in a forest, does the dead puppy make a sound?

If someone kicks a Dakata in a forest, does the Dakata make a sound?
[/random]

Why did the mean people at my school change my only cool class (LOL Computer class) to a stupid one? 'Rebuilding Seminar' doesn't sound fun.

If my math teacher yells at me every day or two, does she probably hate me?

Why is Jy an orange in the donation counter?

It's a rare mental condition which hthis forum tends to cure.

Not the puppy itself, but the kick does.

Yes.

Actually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.

There's a slim chance. It's more likely that you keep doing something that annoys her.

Because it's funny.

Doesn't Tom Brady need a hug right now? 

Ask him.

Should I enlighten Tiger_T as to who ordered and who executed the upgrade?
... Should I enlighten him -here, as opposed to elsewhere?
If not here, where?

And why is my grass pink?

I think he should know by now. If he still doesn't, you can always PM him.

Because it's funny.

why did i get and odd answer when i ask if my invisible friend used a English calendar?

have they settled the question who was right abut light speed travel Einstein or star trek?

is it possible to prove a genius wrong with out shocking  several countries? ( i still remember reading about the black hole story.)

Because the question itself was odd.
Not with enough certainty to stop arguing, but my bet is on the side that says light speed can be exceeded. Now surviving it is another story.
I guess it depends on your definition of 'genius', but scientists contradict each other all the time.

Why does it say, "Gabi was here..." in the forum news?

Because it's funny.

[Valynth]

Why are there so many "funny" things?

[Gabi]

Why are there so many "funny" things?

Because it's good to laugh.