Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[Alan Garou]

I just wanted to do a Monty Python reference. 
How did you find out about the chalkboard gag page?

[KarlOmega1]

What is your favorite game show?

[Gabi]

I just wanted to do a Monty Python reference. 
How did you find out about the chalkboard gag page?

I'm an APF. We know everything.
(Actually, a friend at university told me about it. You'd be amazed at the amount of nerdy stuff you learn about just by listening to random conversations at the School of Exact Sciences.)

What is your favorite game show?

I haven't watched any game shows for ages. The last ones I enjoyed were "Todo al 9", "Atrévase a soñar" and "Los juegos del terror", back in 1989.

[Zedd]

Will you read my story?
What mouthwash you use regularly?
Whats worse than a pair of beergoggles?

[Roureem Egas]

Will you read my story?
What mouthwash you use regularly?
Whats worse than a pair of beergoggles?

...what story?

Listerine...as an ant killer.

Finding ants in your room would be my guess.

[Drake Manaweilder]

Why is it that the moment I look at a piece of paper, whatever idea for what i was going to draw vanishes?

In a real-time strategy game, which would you prefer: a large number of weak units, or a small number of strong units?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How can kirby eat so much and be so small? And how can he get powers from eating monsters?

[Tiger_T]

Why is it that the moment I look at a piece of paper, whatever idea for what i was going to draw vanishes?

In a real-time strategy game, which would you prefer: a large number of weak units, or a small number of strong units?

You've got a drawing block.
A mix of the two.

How can kirby eat so much and be so small? And how can he get powers from eating monsters?

Folded space inside.
The same way a plumber can throw fireballs after picking a flower.

[Valynth]

If I were to take a picture of myself shirtless, but wearing pants, would it be considered porn? (Yes, I am a guy)

Why can I eat  as much of anything as I want and not gain a pound?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What if I answer my own question?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come I'm really lazy, eat a lot, don't go outside much and still be as skinny as I am?

Some of my other friends do the same thing and they're huge!

Also, speaking of friends, this really retarded friend I have (speaking as my grades are always two or three letters higher than his) and he keeps on beating in yu-gi-oh. I even have more powerful card combinations.

How come this is true?

And also, how come he also coughs up "various foods and items" all the time at recess? Dang, he's dumb.

[Gabi]

If I were to take a picture of myself shirtless, but wearing pants, would it be considered porn? (Yes, I am a guy)

Why can I eat  as much of anything as I want and not gain a pound?

No. It may be considered tasteless, but not porn.
Because you don't want to eat more than you need.

What if I answer my own question?

Suit yourself, as long as you do it outside this topic.

How come I'm really lazy, eat a lot, don't go outside much and still be as skinny as I am?

Some of my other friends do the same thing and they're huge!

Also, speaking of friends, this really retarded friend I have (speaking as my grades are always two or three letters higher than his) and he keeps on beating in yu-gi-oh. I even have more powerful card combinations.

How come this is true?

And also, how come he also coughs up "various foods and items" all the time at recess? Dang, he's dumb.

There could be a variety of reasons, from hormones to parasites anda wide range of digestive problems. If you're experiencing any symptoms of the latter, you should see a doctor. Otherwise, maybe you just have a fast metabolism.

He probably spends most of his time thinking up Yu-Gi-Oh strategies instead of studying.

That has a question mark, but it doesn't look like a question. Fish!

[vulpesweasel]

what are families?
Can you buy them on eBay?
what's the i in iPod for?
Who's your favorite little rascal?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

is "vulpesweasel" a suitable answer for VW's fourth question? (not from me, I might add...)

[Tapewolf]

What AD/DA chip is used in the Edirol UA-25, and can the unit be used as a standalone outboard converter?  What would it do if it was plugged into the mains (via a powered hub or one of those RIM USB chargers) instead of being plugged into a computer?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come the nintendo WFC won't work for me when I have a suitable internet conection? Checked the site and I don't understand at all.

[bill]

What stupid-ass spyware program calls itself "Spyware.exe"?

[Azlan]

What stupid-ass spyware program calls itself "Spyware.exe"?

Yeah, we ran out of names... sorry for that.

[e_voyager]

now that we're alone... is it safe?
can you do the time warp?
do you believe in rock and roll? ( there is more to the question but i'm not sure about asking the rest of it.)
do you remember the 70's?
do you like being and APF?

[Gabi]

now that we're alone... is it safe?
can you do the time warp?
do you believe in rock and roll? ( there is more to the question but i'm not sure about asking the rest of it.)
do you remember the 70's?
do you like being and APF?

Who said we were alone?
Some.
Yes, I've experienced it myself.
I wasn't around for the most part. As for the first 9 months of my life, I was too little to keep any coherent memories.
Yes, I do.

[bill]

Who the hell goes for a 4th and 11... in FG range... in the first quarter... at home?

[e_voyager]

who played the lead roles in the move marathon man?
have you ever seen Logan's (i think that name was Logan) run?
are there too many rehashed show/ movies  in the world today?

[Zedd]

Whats the best get rid of a cold sore?
Do fireworks really clear the nostril passage?
Whats the worse thing about Monty Python?
Do you YTMND?

[KarlOmega1]

Do you guys think the Japanese Intros for the Transformers cartoons are better than the American Intros?

[Azlan]

Who the hell goes for a 4th and 11... in FG range... in the first quarter... at home?

The San Diego Super Chokers?

who played the lead roles in the move marathon man?
have you ever seen Logan's (i think that name was Logan) run?
are there too many rehashed show/ movies  in the world today?

Probably some one who could spell it...
Yes
It's all the rage

Whats the best get rid of a cold sore?
Do fireworks really clear the nostril passage?
Whats the worse thing about Monty Python?
Do you YTMND?

death
no, but if set off in tight tunnels, they clear walking passages
it ended
... why...

Do you guys think the Japanese Intros for the Transformers cartoons are better than the American Intros?

My IDS started spewing errors as I considered it... but yes.

[Angel]

What happened to "Pirates of Dark Water"? For that matter, where do crappy-yet-awesome old TV shows go when they die?

Did Rogue and Gambit ever get permanently back together? (comicverse. Go Marvel!)

Will I ever meet another Nightwish fan in person?

Why is it that regardless of how he acts, all Bruce Willis movies are good?

Was choosing Nicolas Cage to play Ghost Rider the most brilliant move ever, or the stupidest move ever?

When is Hellsing volume 8 coming out in English? I am so damn tired of waiting that I think I'm gonna need to hire a frigging shaman to resurrect the Hellsing manga series...

Can I have a cookie? 

[Gabi]

What happened to "Pirates of Dark Water"? For that matter, where do crappy-yet-awesome old TV shows go when they die?

Did Rogue and Gambit ever get permanently back together? (comicverse. Go Marvel!)

Will I ever meet another Nightwish fan in person?

Why is it that regardless of how he acts, all Bruce Willis movies are good?

Was choosing Nicolas Cage to play Ghost Rider the most brilliant move ever, or the stupidest move ever?

When is Hellsing volume 8 coming out in English? I am so damn tired of waiting that I think I'm gonna need to hire a frigging shaman to resurrect the Hellsing manga series...

Can I have a cookie? 

It ended. I liked it. They stay dormant for a while until they start showing up on retro channels.
Nothing is permanent in the Marvel universe.
It's possible. Just ask everyone you meet if they like them.
I guess it's other aspects of the movie that you like, rather than his acting.
Neither, IMO, but he's likely to attract a larger audience than an unknown actor would, even if said actor were much better than him. That's the masses for you.
You can find it with English subs on GUBA.com
Sure.

[Caswin]

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

[Azlan]

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

It was downsized...

[Gabi]

What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?

It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.