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Darkdragon

#30
January 09, 2009, 09:56:27 PM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.
   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#31
January 09, 2009, 11:23:39 PM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.
   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Lisky

#32
January 10, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.
   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched


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Kipiru

#33
January 10, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
  Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.
   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries

Lisky

#34
January 10, 2009, 03:14:46 PM
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  Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.
   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#35
January 26, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

shadowterm

#36
January 26, 2009, 10:59:22 PM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene
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Lisky

#37
January 26, 2009, 11:04:30 PM
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Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was absolutely GLORIOUS!!!


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#38
January 27, 2009, 01:41:24 AM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was absolutely GLORIOUS!!! So proclaimed Darklord
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#39
January 30, 2009, 10:59:54 PM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils,while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was absolutely GLORIOUS!!! So proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate."
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Darkdragon

#40
January 30, 2009, 11:33:41 PM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was

techmaster-glitch

#41
January 31, 2009, 01:21:45 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol
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Darkdragon

#42
January 31, 2009, 01:50:21 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love

llearch n'n'daCorna

#43
January 31, 2009, 07:41:04 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching.
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Lisky

#44
February 07, 2009, 06:17:24 PM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#45
February 08, 2009, 04:29:59 AM
was very displeased
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

llearch n'n'daCorna

#46
February 08, 2009, 04:38:06 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Darkdragon

#47
February 08, 2009, 05:31:38 AM
   Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement

e_voyager

#48
February 09, 2009, 01:02:31 AM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed .
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Darkdragon

#49
February 09, 2009, 02:25:17 AM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst,

e_voyager

#50
February 14, 2009, 11:21:25 AM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst, of calamity a
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Colgatecrusader

#51
February 15, 2009, 06:21:34 PM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst, of calamity a hero would rise
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

Lisky

#52
February 17, 2009, 03:47:17 PM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst, of calamity a hero would rise ,then immediately fall


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Darkdragon

#53
February 17, 2009, 11:57:57 PM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs

e_voyager

#54
February 18, 2009, 02:13:49 AM
 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into  a pool
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Lisky

#55
February 18, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
Insert Quote
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into  a pool, filled with vicious


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Colgatecrusader

#56
February 19, 2009, 12:33:30 AM
Insert Quote
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into  a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless
   
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

e_voyager

#57
February 19, 2009, 01:20:09 AM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into  a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Darkdragon

#58
February 19, 2009, 01:53:19 AM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero.

Angel

#59
February 19, 2009, 04:30:03 PM
Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime,
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!
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