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bradypodidae · May 18, 2009, 06:34:23 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigor and isopropyl alcohol distilled from

edit: my spellcheck keeps changing "vigor" and "isopropyl," sorry.

Darkdragon · May 19, 2009, 03:44:37 AM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte

Note: isopropanol = isopropyl alcohol

Sprocketsdance · May 19, 2009, 11:14:25 AM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad.

bradypodidae · May 19, 2009, 11:59:53 AM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid

Sprocketsdance · May 19, 2009, 04:59:56 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a

bradypodidae · May 19, 2009, 11:27:42 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how

e_voyager · May 19, 2009, 11:53:34 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this

Darkdragon · May 20, 2009, 02:58:18 AM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and

Netrogo · May 20, 2009, 08:15:22 AM

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I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination

Sprocketsdance · May 20, 2009, 01:33:24 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combinationof fire, gas,

bradypodidae · May 20, 2009, 01:43:14 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks,

Sprocketsdance · May 20, 2009, 01:46:13 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks,a mysterious object,

bradypodidae · May 20, 2009, 01:52:38 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net

Sprocketsdance · May 20, 2009, 04:27:14 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net. She went to

bradypodidae · May 21, 2009, 06:45:28 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net. She went to the lake carrying

Netrogo · May 22, 2009, 06:36:01 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net. She went to the lake carrying her bizarre concoction

bradypodidae · May 26, 2009, 03:15:37 PM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net. She went to the lake carrying her bizarre concoction and chanting silly

llearch n'n'daCorna · May 31, 2009, 07:15:21 AM

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol distilled from badly fermented Altamonte; which was bad. However, the maid came to a decision on how to cleanup this horrific catastrophe and using a combination of fire, gas, month old socks, a mysterious object, and butterfly net. She went to the lake carrying her bizarre concoction and chanting silly "All of you warned for necromancy!"