The Vend-o-mat 9000

[Slowtini]

A rather agitated Ren Gaulen comes out of the Vend-O-Mat, complaining that you didn't give him Oranj.
*inserts Oranj*

[Eagle0600]

Gunther jumps out and grabs the Oranj before it goes in. He promptly starts nuzzling it. I don't know what else happened because I had the good sense to look away at that point.

*Inserts Insert*

[Brunhidden]

*a small sheet saying 'divide by cucumber' comes out*

what is this? i cant use this, its making my brain hurt

*inserts hurting brain*

[e_voyager]

mother brain pops out trying to take over the universe until .....

insert meteoroid

[techmaster-glitch]

You get pelted by an asteroid. The size of Texas.

*insert coin*

[e_voyager]

lucky dimes pop out.

insert coin

[Slowtini]

The book "How 2 Grammar! Become more understood fastly!" pops out.

*inserts David Bowman*

[e_voyager]

Florance Ambrose pops out looking a little angry.

insert data tablet

[Slowtini]

Sam Starfall pops out, Data Tablet in hand, and runs off into the distance.

*inserts internet cartoon*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The Vend-o-mat 9000 starts playing Yakitty Sax.


*inserts coin*

[Jairus]

A Trilby hat falls out. Sweet.

*inserts coin*

[Cogidubnus]

The Vend-O-Mat produces an excellent curry, fit to murder.

*inserts red-hot ice cubes*

[Ren Gaulen]

"Hot Ice" Hilda comes out and promptly hits you with a stun knuckle.

*inserts a Caster Shell number 4*

[Mao]

'Twilight' Suzuka comes out and cracks you over the head with a bokken.

*inserts a coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

Lord Hazanko emerges from a sphere of nothingness, says something in Japanese and blasts you with a dragon-shaped fireball.

*inserts a Caster Shell number 9*

[Cogidubnus]

It shoots you.

*inserts Vespene Gas*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses you a cup of russian soup.


*inserts coin*

[Eagle0600]

A coin pops out.

*re-inserts coin*

[Mao]

The same coin pops out again, but this time with high velocity. 

*inserts a shiny new coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

Additional Pylons emerge - took them some time to show up..

*inserts the Khalis crystal*

[Brunhidden]

AUGH! ZERGINMYAHAIR!

GETTEMOFF!

*crams zergling facefirst into coin slot*

[Ren Gaulen]

A hydralisk appears from within the vending machine.

*inserts the Hodadric Staff into the coin slot*

[e_voyager]

an aggravated archmage pops out looking for the demon he was fighting.

insert monocle

[Ren Gaulen]

Inu-Yasha comes out.

*inserts Baal's soul stone*

[Jairus]

Zuul emerges from within the vending machine.

*inserts coin*

[Brunhidden]

Ghsotbusters emerge from the machine, i tell them they have the wrong vend recipient

*inserts empty soda can*

[Slowtini]

Gallons of Soda shoot out of the vending machine, and now your cloak's all sticky.

*inserts dishwasher detergent*

[Ren Gaulen]

Clean dishes shoot out of the Vend-O-Mat.

*inserts Unlimited Blade*

[Slowtini]

An Infinite Sword pops out of the Vend-o-mat.
*inserts EVE Online*

[e_voyager]

parses eve appears attaching it's self to you.

insert omnislash.