The ban game, v10

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 12:48:03 PM

Ren is banned because I love that saying. "You saved my son! Oh gods it's a miracle!" "Hey! This is magic, not miracles."

Though the original version I heard was...
"I guess maybe one of us should wish for peace and happiness all over the world."
"Hey! These are wishes, not miracles!"

Cogidubnus · September 02, 2008, 02:13:27 PM

Jairus is banned for reminding me about a Yahtzee video. Although this isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 02:14:00 PM

Cogi is banned unless he tells me which Yahtzee video I reminded him of.

Cogidubnus · September 02, 2008, 02:15:02 PM

The review of 'Oblivion', in which the virtues of the planets aligning are extolled.

Also, ban.

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 02:17:44 PM

Cogidubnus is banned by the Ban of the Genesis. Because I haven't banned him in a while.

Cogidubnus · September 02, 2008, 02:20:07 PM

Sweet fancy moses!

I mean...*ahem*. Ren is banned, because the Ban of the Genesis cannot stand up to a good old fashioned FALCON PAUNCH!

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 02:37:50 PM

Cog is banned because there is also an Atlas Punch - not really famous and definitely much less spectacular, but filled with JUSTICE too (I wish it was possible to do it in "MechWarrior"...).

VSMIT · September 02, 2008, 02:40:48 PM

Ren is banned because it's kind of hard to do an Atlas Punch without arms...

You could do a pretty spectacular kick, though.

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 02:43:54 PM

VSMIT is banned because.. HOLY CRAP, I CAN!!

Mao · September 02, 2008, 02:51:47 PM

Ren is banned for being a part of the image ban revival.

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 03:01:11 PM

Mowser is banned because Image Ban never died. In our hearts and in our minds it continues to live on, piercing the Heavens with it's .jpg, .png and .gif!! BAN-GURREN BRIGADE! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE??

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 03:33:03 PM

I'll tell you who the hell we are! Don't believe in me, who believes in you. Believe in yourself, who I believe in. We are the Tengen Banna Gurren Lagann!!!

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 03:37:15 PM

Well, thaat was unexpected. For this I ban Jay with an image of Kaiba being awesome.

Mao · September 02, 2008, 03:38:37 PM

Ren is banned due to popular demand.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 03:40:07 PM

Mowser is banned because I wanted to ban Ren for being sarcastic.

And because Kaiba's been awesome ever since he invented his brand-new technologically advanced Duel Disk System! and got a sweet new outfit.

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 03:41:18 PM

Jay is banned by the real King of Hearts.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 03:44:45 PM

Ren is banned because the King of Hearts looks like the King of Burger.

Mao · September 02, 2008, 03:45:47 PM

Jairus is banned by the Queen of Hearts.

Slightly scarier than the last.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 03:47:45 PM

Mowser is banned by the King of Heart's pink shirt!

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 03:50:26 PM

Quote from: Mowser on September 02, 2008, 03:45:47 PM
Jairus is banned by the Queen of Hearts.
*picture*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Jay is banned because it may make scarred eyes hurt less. Now, quick! Man the harpoons!

Mao · September 02, 2008, 03:52:45 PM

Ren is banned because that's Ahab's job.

Cogidubnus · September 02, 2008, 03:54:22 PM

Mowser is banned, and harpoons are forged and tempered in his blood.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 03:55:00 PM

Cogi is banned, and an army is raised around his blade to take back his honor.

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 03:59:51 PM

Jay is banned because the Sand Ninjas are willing to join that quest.

Mao · September 02, 2008, 04:00:12 PM

Ren is banned by a mysterious harpoon that glows an odd violet color sticking out of his back.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 04:01:27 PM

Mowser is banned because it appears to actually be a neon-green/violet color, meaning that it has been forged from Octiron and thus comes from the Discworld. We must find Rincewind to help us!

Cogidubnus · September 02, 2008, 04:02:31 PM

Jairus is banned, because honestly, in the entire pantheon, you choose Rincewind to help?

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 04:06:11 PM

Cogi is banned because, yes, I do. He is the only one with any real common sense. However... this quest might be important enough to make a traveling party. Let's list them!

Rincewind!
Carrot!
Vimes!
Sybil!
Vetinari!
DEATH!
Susan!
Granny!
Nanny!
The Librarian!

And they shall be The Nine Walkers, The Fellowship of the Discworld!

Ren Gaulen · September 02, 2008, 04:07:12 PM

Jay is banned because I have been resurrected with the help of a jelly mould from "System Shock". No need to worry.

Jairus · September 02, 2008, 04:08:34 PM

Ren is banned because it's probably a good thing that it wasn't a Life Restoration Chamber from Bioshock: you'd be related to Andrew Ryan, and that would be just creepy... but interesting.

Hm...

Ren, would you kindly draw a picture with that sword you borrowed from me? I'd really like to see your take on it.