The ban game, v10

[Ren Gaulen]

I shall see to it. Meanwhile, Jay... HAVE SOME OF THIS SHIP BAN!!

[Jairus]

Ren is not banned for posting a picture of Asuka being awesome. He is banned, however, because I don't recall how this scene ends.

[Ren Gaulen]

Bad guys win. And you become banned because of it.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I was referring to that particular scene, not the series itself.

Besides, didn't the good guys technically win because Shinji rejected Instrumentality?

[Ren Gaulen]

Nah, I was talking about the ending of the "Rebuild". (Just kidding) That particular scene involved Asuka tossing the ship at the enemy forces, then trashing the survivors and the reinforcements and then fighting a bunch of Mass-Produced Evas.

Also, you are banned by Kamina Kaworu.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because the speech doesn't seem to be working on Shinichi. We must empower the speech! Make it more awesome! More badass! Kamina Kaworu must deliver epic smack-down upon EVA-01 with a katana in order to wake Shinichi up from his slump!

[Ren Gaulen]

You are right. The situation calls for an intervention of the Incredible Commander Ikari in his Darth Gendo mode! Be banned by his awesomeness, by the way.

[Jairus]

That should work. Ren, meanwhile, is banned because now Darth Gendo is going to initiate Instrumentality, and unless you can whip out someone more awesome and powerful than Darth Gendo we might be in trouble...

wait...

I have found someone devious enough to match and defeat Darth Gendo. Now we just need someone to counterbalance this guy...

EDIT: Fxd the link.

[Ren Gaulen]

I have found an excellent candidate for this role! Be banned in a short celebration.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because this is starting to sound like those "We import the frogs to eat the flies, and then import the weevils to eat the frogs" schemes.

Ren is banned because I lol'd heartily.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned for that man has a dangerous skill with his Social-Fu...
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Wait...
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Oh gods no...
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Zhuge Liang had a Death Note!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Zhuge Liang does not need those silly Death Notes. He has mastered the Words of Power. So did I, by the way. Word of Power: Ban.

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because Words of Power require precise  pronunciation.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because the precision of my pronunciation is perfection.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by my Deathblow, Shining Finger!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Suzaku is confused.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because he should fear Sanger.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I can protect against Zengar with the Martial Arts! The School of the Fist of the North Star! The Hand that splits mountains! HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I can protect myself with a katana.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I dispel the mystical powers of his katana with a Tactical Face Palm.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that image makes even Gundam facepalm.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because some facepalms even get broadcast.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because you damn well better be shitting me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that got broadcast too. No to grin evilly!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have a backup plan for just these circumstances.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because neither do guitars. And because Boromir rocks. In many ways.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because sometimes Multi-Classing doesn't work quite the way you wanted it to.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because sometimes multi-classing does work!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because all this multi-classing is attracting munchkins.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because munchkins attract Vegeta. That's really weird, but that is a scientifically proven fact.