The ban game, v10

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by this scene from Gundam SEED. I think the animators were Red Sox fans.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because this hand of mine is Burning South! ..w-wait, what the heck?!..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I do not want!!!!

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned by the men of the West.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned by the fat man from the North! Santa!

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned by the rising sun in the East!

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because I'm banning people too much!
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[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned and placed in a Klien bottle.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for
Klein bottles are very cool.
They make my brain tick.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned since for rupturing his pia mater in his brain!

[Cogidubnus]

Home is sweet
in cool whispering leaves
but an exile is bitter

[Jairus]

The sword sings as it
Dances through air, and Cogi
Is banned by its song.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banńed,
For starting this tradition
Of using "haiku".

[VSMIT]

Darkdragon is banned for continuing it.

[Darkdragon]

VSMIT is banned for ending it.

[VSMIT]

Darkdragon is banned because I can't do good poetry to save my life.

[Jairus]

Well, neither can I, the rhymed word is hard.
Unfortunately I'm not quite the Bard.
Moreover this meter is pushed and strained.
I'm done with it now. VSMIT, you are banned.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because that poem only works if you pronounce "banned" as "baned."  And because I can't do that on even my best day.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it actually is a way of doing it. For example, "grunge" and "orange" can be considered to rhyme because they both end with the same sound. Similarly, "strained" and "banned" end with the same sound, and can be considered to rhyme. I can't remember the exact term for it (which is bugging me), but I did learn it in school at one point. Heck, it might even be called "strained rhyming" for all I know.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I likewise learned that last year, but also don't remember the correct term for it.  And because I dislike this strained pronunciation for the sake of poetry.

[Jairus]

I'm not going to ban you VSMIT, because everyone has different tastes and styles. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for always having to have the last word/ban.

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because I do.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it's just a game: no need to take it so serious.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because we all just want to put a smile on everyone's face.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because we also want Culture back. Bring Culture back to us!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have a new present for him... enjoy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Wow.. Getter Three approves of it. I'll call it.. Niangelion! ..I can't even ban you after such a present, Jay.

[Jairus]

Ren is not banned because then we have a miracle!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned 'cause it's magic, not miracles.