the adder

[Magnus_Adder]

just wanted to say hi and advise every one i shall be around.

[Jairus]

just wanted to say hi and advise every one i shall be around.

Ah, should we be worried? Something like...

Red alert! Red alert! Adder in the building! I repeat, adder in the building! Red Alert! This is not a drill!


Anyway...

Welcome aboard! Donuts are in the shop down the street, don't piss off the mods, follow the rules, watch your grammar, ignore the plotters surrounding you with intentions of dragging you into their conspiracy, and avoid people who are trying to give you advice: they mean to do you ill.

Have fun!

[VSMIT]

Advise?  That sounds like you being here is a bad thing...  You can't possibly be as bad as others here...

Just watch out for the mods; Ren, since he'll cleave you; the box; anyone who tells you to watch out for others.  They're up to something and want to throw you off the scent.

EDIT: DANGIT JAIRUS!

[Jairus]

EDIT: DANGIT JAIRUS!

Hehehehehe. Mwehehehehe. Mwahehehehehe! Mwahwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ah, that was refreshing.

Oh, wait, this is more efficient:

[Zedd]

Hello there! It's nice to have a newbie in his place and I hopefully you enjoy yourself here and try not break any rules while here and there will be no trouble

[VSMIT]

Hehehehehe. Mwehehehehe. Mwahehehehehe! Mwahwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ah, that was refreshing.

Oh, wait, this is more efficient:

Anybody can click on an icon.  It takes real talent to make a laugh feel malevolent when it's just text.

[Jairus]

Hehehehehe. Mwehehehehe. Mwahehehehehe! Mwahwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ah, that was refreshing.

Oh, wait, this is more efficient:

Anybody can click on an icon.  It takes real talent to make a laugh feel malevolent when it's just text.

So how did I do?

Oh, and don't worry Adder; we're all mad here. Why hello mister Cheshire Cat!

[VSMIT]

Jairus, you're not Alice.  The true Cheshire Cat of this board is llearch.  You know that...

And your laugh was pitiful.  Ren could have done it ten times better!

[Jairus]

Jairus, you're not Alice.  The true Cheshire Cat of this board is llearch.  You know that...

No, Boxy is more like the Queen of Hearts. "Off with his head," and all that.

And your laugh was pitiful.  Ren could have done it ten times better!

Oh, ouch. I feel like my evilness has been insulted. I have been skewered by your comeback. Oh, the pain.

[VSMIT]

No, Boxy is more like the Queen of Hearts. "Off with his head," and all that.

Very true.  Except that I can see him disappearing slowly, with the tape peeling back, the lid folding in on itself, and the monkey tails being left for last.

Oh, ouch. I feel like my evilness has been insulted. I have been skewered by your comeback. Oh, the pain.

And your sarcasm doesn't hold a candle to the mods.  Especially DM, Damaris, and, of course, llearch.

[Jairus]

No, Boxy is more like the Queen of Hearts. "Off with his head," and all that.

Very true.  Except that I can see him disappearing slowly, with the tape peeling back, the lid folding in on itself, and the monkey tails being left for last.

So, Boxy is actually the Cheshire Queen? Or the Queen of Cheshire? Hm, interesting...

Oh, ouch. I feel like my evilness has been insulted. I have been skewered by your comeback. Oh, the pain.

And your sarcasm doesn't hold a candle to the mods.  Especially DM, Damaris, and, of course, llearch.

Which is probably why I'm not a mod. Then again, I have no intentions for such a position.

[VSMIT]

I think you'd be rather good at it, as you're very level-headed.  But it's not up to me to decide.

[Jairus]

I think you'd be rather good at it, as you're very level-headed.  But it's not up to me to decide.

"Level-headed." Hm, I don't think I've ever had that term used to describe me before. Anyway, thank you, but I highly doubt they'd want me.

Anyway, back on topic, if you ever look at this thread again, Magnus_Adder, this should give you a pretty good idea of how things go here. Albeit, it rarely gets this bad, but it gets pretty crazy sometimes. Usually about this point Boxy (llearch n'n'daCorna), would step in and say something funny.

[VSMIT]

Usually, when you mention him and being silly, he doesn't come.  You have to be silly on your own to summon him.  And give him the souls of 5 newbies.  And this isn't even close to how bad it gets here.  Just look in the Arena for a good barometer.

[Jairus]

Ah, and that's another thing, Adder: the Arena is kind of the board's "official" silly place, though most of it's pretty silly. Fun little games that we play down there. Drop by! We could use a little fresh blood.

Should we sing Avenue Q songs to attack the Box? Or perhaps reenact Monty Python sketches via forum posts?

Bravely bold Sir Robin,
Road forth from Camelot!
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave sir Robin!

[VSMIT]

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways?

I would be.

[Jairus]

Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!

[VSMIT]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out.
His liver removed bowels unplugged.
His nostrils raped and his bottom burned up.
And his ...........

[Jairus]

That's enough music for now, lads.

Hm...

In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose,
Victory depends upon the people that you choose.
So listen Arthur, darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway if we don't have any Jews.

[VSMIT]

No more Python.  I think we can do better than that.

[Jairus]

Okay...

"Look at these people! Look at these humans! From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun, there's more to see than can ever be seen, more to... no, wait, sorry, that's The Lion King, but my point still stands!" - The Tenth Doctor, The Christmas Invasion

[VSMIT]

"Look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
-Tenth Doctor.

[Jairus]

"Dunno. Didn't want to say "Magic Door."" - Tenth Doctor, The Lady in the Fireplace

[VSMIT]

"Hello." *Stops, taken aback* "New teeth.  That's weird." -Tenth Doctor.

[Jairus]

Ah, a cut scene. Nice.

"Ooh, bet the queen loved her."
"Oh, she did. They got on very well in fact."
"What, the King's wife and his girlfriend?"
"France, different planet."
Rose, Doctor, Mickey, Doctor

[VSMIT]

"Take a good look.  'cause sooner or later, you're gonna be shaving it."
-Tenth Doctor.

[Jairus]

"Even monsters have nightmares, Reinette."
"What do monster have nightmares about?"
"Me!"
Doctor and Reinette

Hm... we seem to have moved away from welcoming Adder. Perhaps we should move over to the Quote Game so that Boxy isn't annoyed when he returns.

[Damaris]

"It's not pretty when they blow..." ~Blink

[Mao]

I'd be more afraid of Damaris or Darkmoon.  They seem more likely to blow than llearch.  Though I fear the day llearch does blow.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Puff. Puff.


Scared now?