The ban game, v08

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because now I have a mental image of him and Jyrras reproducing the "Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken" scene from "G Gundam".

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because you know have the second reason why I didn't call him up.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for not providing the third reason.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the third reason is that Jyrras basically comes up to my waist: you cannot perform the Sekiha Ban-Ban Tenkyoken very easily with someone that short. Meanwhile, the Doctor is about the same size as that Scottish actor David Tennant, so it'd be much easier to perform with him.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because performing that attack with the Doctor is still weird.

[Jairus]

Look, the Doctor is cool! He's got the TARDIS, the Sonic screwdriver, the Companions... in fact, just a moment.

Ren Gaulen, you're banned by the power of the Last Time Lord! Feel the wrath of the Doctor!

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You'd better not draw a fanart with the Tenth Doctor and Jyrras performing the Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for giving me Really Bad Ideas.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm afraid that he's actually going to draw that.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because for some reason, I always kinda picture you being about the same height as the roo-rat...

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I'm about 6'2".

[Ren Gaulen]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm afraid that he's actually going to draw that.

Jay is banned because fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.  And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[Pagan]

Ren's banned for his impromptu quoting.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because Ren Gaulen's quote only increases my sense of foreboding.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by the ninja-nuns of the Bene Gesserit. They know the true meaning of Courage.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because ninja-nuns still aren't as scary as that bad idea I gave you.

Besides, being courageous is different from being fearless. To be truly courageous, you have to stand up to what you're afraid of and not knock you down. And to demonstrate my courage, if you actually do ever draw that picture, I'll view it. I'll probably need years of psychological therapy after seeing the Doctor and Jyrras in spandex pilot suits atop the Burning Mecha-Gryphon TARDIS, but I'll still look at it.

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I think my brain is breaking just from the mental image.

[Ren Gaulen]

Don't worry - Doctor will be in his usual clothes. Can't say the same about Jyrras, though. Also, you are banned to give you time to recover from the shock.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because someone needs to break you guys up a bit.  *Banstaff!  Extend!*

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is not banned for doing the right thing. In fact, here and now I will ban myself for trying to hijack this thread. JUSTICE!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for banning himself for justice.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because I've been busy and not been able to keep him from helping Ren be scary.

[Ren Gaulen]

JOM is banned because I don't need any help to be scary. I an naturally scary. I can frighten people just by staring at them. *stares*

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I wanted to tell Jer-oh-me that all I do is give him ideas.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned cause Ren doesn't scare me.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because he will. He will.

[Ren Gaulen]

Boo.

Jay is banned by the fear incarnate.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because, yes, that is scary! Very scary! I think I'm having a heart attack. Yes, chest pains, tightness of breath, oh, yes this is a heart att

[Ren Gaulen]

Oh, $#!T, I killed Jairus! (I bastard!) I ban myself for it! (To self-bans in one day - something's wrong with me..)

[Jairus]

Hey, don't ban yourself! I'm okay! The Doctor brought me back. You are, however, banned because it was a very close call.

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Why is the Doctor still here?

[Ren Gaulen]

What? I banned myself in vain?! Be banned for it, Jay!! JUSTICE!!

[Jairus]

It was not in vain, Gaulen! You could not know! But your sincere gesture has warned my heart... oh damn there it goes again. Ren, you're banne