Jer-oh-me is banned because My willpower is so great, I could cause you to cease to exist in an eyeblink.
I just don't want to.
Slowtini is banned because my charisma is so high, I can make you want to give me all your money and then run away.
Cog is banned because I have so many ranks in Intimidation skill that I can give orders to a dragon and it will obey me.
Ren is banned because I have maxed out my charisma stat.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I have Iron Will feat.
Ren is banned because he used intelligence as his dump stat.
Slowtini is banned because Ren at least put points in Int.
Mowser is banned because even though I don't have a focus, I have nice rounded out stats... with a feat in Stunning Charisma that allows me to hypnotize any mere mortal who so much as sees my heroic smile. Unfortunately, it doesn't work on Badass Swordsmen, but for that I have free weapons.
Jairus' banned cause I used strength as my dump stat, who needs to be strong when you're fast and very persausive?
Jer-oh-me is banned because I HACKED THE VERY FABRIC OF EXISTENCE TO GAIN INFINITE POWER! :mwaha
Slowtini is banned for hacking reality to obtain nigh-unlimited power. Ren, it's time to pull out the Genesis GaoGaiGar and God Gundam again: we need the truly unlimited power that courage can offer to take reality back from the despotic pokémon freak of science. Which one do you want to pilot for the team-up maneuver?
Maybe we should try DaiZangar and Aussenseiter from "Super Robot Wars" for this manoeuvre instead? Imadine: a samurai-styled robot wielding a gigantic black sword and riding a mecha horse into battle! Also, be banned while you are thinking it over (if you don't like the idea, I'll take the GaoGaiGar).
Okay, you're banned unless you can get the following things: An extra person to handle GaoGaiGar/DaiZangar and a horse (Fuun Saiki would be preferably) to pilot Aussensieter. We are going to do a three way ban between Genesic GaoGaiGar, DaiZangar, and God Gundam.
We shall call it the "Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!"
Holy shit, I think we just broke the awesome scale.
Holy Borg, I need to save it for the future generations. Meanwhile, you are banned for breaking the awesome scale.
Ren is banned because the Borg are ANYTHING but holy.
Slowtini is banned. Crowe isn't exactly holy either, but it's what I call him.
Pagan is banned to the depths of hell, with NO ROPE LADDER BACK TO GLORY.
Slowtini is banned because I am going to open PILLS and nobody will stop me.
Ren is banned cause I stopped him.
Jer-oh-me is banned FOR GLORY, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!
Slowtini is banned cause he's a pokemon and therefore Japanese.
Jer-oh-me is banned 'cause I've got a new sig. Newer, at least.
Pagan's banned for plugging his sig, even if it doesn't have a link.
Jer-Oh-Me is banned because my sig has a link. Check it and open PILLS - if you dare..
Ren is banned cause he could be banned for real for that.
Jer-oh-me is banned by JC Denton.
Slowtini is gonna be banned alright.
Ren is banned in the name of the unholy emperor!
No, I won't tell you his name.
Please, tell Ren. On the second thought, forget it. Just be banned in the name of the immortal Empress.
Ren is banned because he has no proof that his Empress is actually immortal.
You wanna test her immortality? Go ahead. The Empress will be greatly amused. For the time being, be banned.
Ren is banned because I'm pretty sure the empress can test her own immortality.
-sends the empress a bottle of poisoned wine, clearly labeled as "POISON, DO NOT DRINK THIS"-
Slowtini is banned cause I experienced error, I should be the banned one.
Be banned if you want it, Jer-Oh-Me.
Ren is banned because the east STILL isn't burning red.
Slowtini is banned because I have a clearer view of the East, and it is burning red.
Ren is banned because, continent wise, I'm about as east as I can get, I'm on the eastern coast of america, any further east and it's nothing but ocean.
Nothing is burning red.
Slowtini is banned because it doesn't matter how far east he is in America, he's still in New Jersey.
Jairus is banned because while the East is burning red, the North is snowing white!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is practically on the exact other side of the planet from me, and I'm wondering what the heck he's doing up at 4 AM local time.
Jairus is banned because this is obviously what I do at this moment.
Ren Gaulen is banned for his logic-fu.
Cog is banned because my power of Logic-Fu is effervescent!
Ren Gaulen is banned for being bubbly.
llearch is banned for being boxy.
Jay is banned for.. err.. for being neither bubbly nor boxy! J Quath!
Ren Gaulen is banned for still being bubbly.
Jairus is banned because he is about to become crispy..
Rise from the flames! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKkYCZ_iWF8&mode=related&search=)
J Phoenix!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm starting to wonder if he has a YouTube playlist made up entirely of giant robots kicking one another's butts.
...
Sweet gods about and below, my spellcheck program knows "YouTube."
Jy-Jy is banned for reminding me of a bad cartoon I saw a while back.
Ya-ya is banned for not telling us what cartoon it was.
Jairus is banned because I don't have such a playlist as that he had mentioned earlier. It was stolen from me! By ninjas!!
Ren is banned for bringing the ninjas into this. Poor Naruto. And you thought you had it bad!
yakanaj is banned because Ren Gaulen must obtain his honorable revenge against the ninja! We must raise an army of mutant cybernetic zombie pirates, and wipe out the ninja threat in the name of true justice! It shouldn't be too hard to find a ninja wearing bright orange!!!
Jairus is banned by a KNIFE EYE ATTACK!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/KnifeEyeAttack.png)
Quote from: Jairus on August 04, 2008, 09:04:43 PM
yakanaj is banned because Ren Gaulen must obtain his honorable revenge against the ninja! We must raise an army of mutant cybernetic zombie pirates, and wipe out the ninja threat in the name of true justice! It shouldn't be too hard to find a ninja wearing bright orange!!!
At leat as hard finding the bright red bulls eye on the back of the teachers back anyway...
Jy-Jy is banned for reasons only known by the gods of war!
Ren is banned for that creepy picture...
Yakanaj is banned by Sir Manley Fuzzball.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/POW.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because here's the rest of that last image (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=10).
Sheesh, Naruto ninja just don't know how to dress, do they?
Goggles is banned by a STICKMAN LAZER BLAST!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/f3715d26.gif)
Slowtini is banned because.. Listen to my song!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong4.png)
I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER
I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job
BANNINGCOPTER!
You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!
Slowtini is banned because that's not a "Lazer Blast" that's either a Hadouken or a Kamehameha.
Ren Gaulen is banned because that's freaking creepy.
Jai is banned by the righteous rotor blades of the BANNINGCOPTER.
Jer-Oh-Me is banned because I want to know what has creeped Jay out - the song itself, or the idea of Sir Orange singing it.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the idea of Orange-kun singing is creepy.
Goggles is banned by DR MCNINJA, RIDING A FRIGGIN' ROBO DRACULA, IN A SPACESUIT!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/352c2829.gif)
Slowtini is banned because the Chaos Spess Mahreen is not amused.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ChaosSpessMahreen.png)
Ren is banned for spelling "Space Marine" wrong.
Slowtini is banned for failing to amuse the Chaos Spess Mahreen again.
Ren is banned for failing to spell "Space Marine" correctly, yet again.
Slowtini is banned for failing to spell Spess Mahreen correctly, yet again. >:D
Cogidubnus is banned because I'm ending this cycle before it begins.
Slowtini is banned because the cycle cannot be stopped! Khorne hungers! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! >:]
Cog is banned because if Khorne really is a blood god, he can just create as much blood as he wants.
Slowtini is banned because Demon blood is thicker than....regular..blood.
Valynth is banned because maybe Khorne's in the mood for a blood smoothie.
Chuck Norris is banned for too many roundhouse kicks.
aserath is banned because you have to ban the poster who posted before you. Unless you knew that, in which case you are banned for comparing Chuck Norris to Slowtini: Slowtini is a more interesting individual than Chuck Norris.
Jairus is banned because my eye feels a bit weird. Eh.
Pagan is banned for the sake of his eyes.
Jer-oh-me is banned for the sake of my eyes. MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!!!
Jairus is banned because of my eyes now too! GAH! MY EYES!
Jer-oh-me is banned because everything is ruined forever (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=879)!!!
Jairus is banned for an awesome link.
Jer-oh-me is banned because there is no God: there is only Harrison Ford (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=723). (Read the whole thing)
Jairus is banned for making me want to be Harrison Ford, again.
Jer-oh-me is banned for a little TMI.
Jairus is banned cause hanners is TMI incarnate, so why should I mind that I TMI'd ya?
Jer-oh-me is banned because she blinded me with library science (http://www.jephdraw.com/random/libraryscience.png)!
Jai's banned cause of that being a fail post.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I have no idea what he's talking about. Good night... er, morning. I've got class in 7 1/2 hours.
Jairus is banned simply because he is the last in line. And because we have not quenched Khorne's thirst yet.
Ren Gaulen is banned with random Theatrics. Alas, Poor Yorik! I knew him, Horatio.
Quote from: Mowser on August 05, 2008, 07:39:18 AM
Alas, Poor Yorik! I knew him, Horatio.
..And then Yorik was a zombie.
Mowser is banned for random Theatrics.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on August 05, 2008, 07:48:18 AM
..And then Yorik was a zombie.
Ren is banned for that. Messing with the classics... shame on you!
Mowser is banned because I've seen someone go as "Sweet Zombie Jesus" to a costume party. You don't mess with a classic more than that.
Jairus is banned for bringing about the zombie apocalypse. :<
On the topic of messing with stuff, Jay and Cog (who accidentally got in my way) are banned by a Stoner Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To34rvyClH4&feature=related). Getter is something no-one should mess with, not some classics. >:]
Ren is banned because I haven't banned him in a while.
VSMIT is banned for having too many dragons in his signature (I'm getting my railgun.. >:[).
Ren Gaulen is banned because his railgun is currently in the shop. All we've got are these *hefts two massive launchers* handheld missile launchers.
Jairus is banned because I have just realized that I have Gene Starwind's caster gun (the poor guy managed to win back Outlaw Star, but ended up loosing the gun in the process). Now I just need some number 4, number 9 and number 13 shells.. :shifty
Ren Gaulen is banned for two reasons.
1), I only have 3, 8, and 14 shells.
2), I've only got one person asking me questions and commenting in my world building thread, and you've got everyone commenting! Do I need to draw something?
Sorry, I'll stop angsting. Isn't there some mecha show were the pilot's basically angst/whine 24/7 throughout the entire freaking show?
Jairus is banned because that show is called "Evangelion". And I'll try to make some productive comments on your work.
Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me. And thanks for the comments in advance. No more angsting! :mowhappy See?
It's funny, but I could never get into Eva. I don't demand that my mecha pilots be super cool badasses 100% of the time, but could they at least grow a spine once in their lives - and keep it? You are protecting the world from destruction, not obsessing over how much of a failure you are.
Jairus is banned because Shinji did grow a spine - in the "Super Robot Wars" game series. Apparently, captain Bright Noah (Noah Bright?) treated him to several therapeutic Bright Punches, beating most angst out of him.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I did not know that. Captain Bright Bright-slapped/punched the emo out of the emoest mecha pilot in history? Sheesh, is there no one Captain Bright can de-angst?
Jairus is banned because it's has been over 24 hours and over 100 post since i've returned to this thread and and still i wind up banning him.
E_voyager is banned because I have not banned him in a while.
Mr. Gaulenis banned because look the East is burning red!
e_voyager is banned because he should worry less about who he bans and just play the game.
Jairus is banned because he plays this game.
VSMIT is banned because he's playing it too.
Jairus is banned because going to Roseville sucks.
VSMIT is banned because I'm tired and he's the closest. Thus, he is banned for being in reach.
Mowser is banned because now I'm out of reach.
VSMIT is banned because he amuses me. And because he's now level 78...
llearch is banned by my boxcutting skills!
VSMIT is banned because Roseville is only about thirty miles or so away from where I am. Hehehe.
Jairus is banned by rosewood, which has less to do with roses than one might think.
Cogidubnus is banned by Rosebud, the last word in sleds!
Jairus is banned because I'm going to ruin all the good plot twists! >:3
Snape kills D-! >:D *the scene changes abruptly before Cog can ruin all the good plot twists*
Cogidubnus is banned because this episode is a parody of the "Saw" franchise.
"Hey Yugi, can I be in this episode *gets sawed in half by the dark energy disks that can't actually hurt you* OH BUGGERATION!!"
..Chaos.. Chaos compels me.. I.. must.. BAN!! D:<
Jairus is banned and his life is claimed in the name of Khorne. Blood for the blood god! :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because darkness is the heart's true essence!
Jubblies is banned because, really, he's posting far too much.
You may want to slow down a bit, Jay.
Llearch is banned because dude's made of cardboard. That's crazy.
Mowser is banned because he's a mouse. That's crazy too.
And Boxy is banned because I only post so much because I'm having fun (and at least it's not terrible spam). And because I secretly want to catch up to you, at which point I shall only post whenever you post, my Boxy one...
Jairus is banned for thinking he can catch up with me.
I can always delete his posts... ;-]
llearch is banned for threatening to use the Power. Not that anyone of us can stop him..
Ren is banned for not reveling in the abuse of power. That stuff is funny. Srsly.
Mowser has been proven guilty of conspiracy and intent to commit abuse of power. His sentence is eternal bannination.
VSMIT is banned because I still want some dragon sushi.
Ren is banned because he can have dragon sushi, just not made of my dragons.
VSMIT is banned for, apparently, wanting me to make sushi from Mowser's and Jay's dragons.
Ren is banned because that's exactly what I want him to do.
VSMIT is banned to the deepest depths of the 9th level of Hell! Get cozy and bring a fan, it's hot down there supposedly.
Mowser is banned because I can't be banned to the deepest depths of Hell, because I haven't betrayed anyone.
VSMIT is banned because the mind can make a heav'n of hell, and a hell of heav'n.
Cog is banned because the mind may have some crazy powers, but they cannot compare to the power of the Overmind.
Ren is banned because he needs to spawn more overlords.
Mowser is banned because he requires more minerals to spawn more overlords.
Cogidubnus is banned because the Overlords were removed by the Lensmen.
llearch is banned for starting another Lensman Arms Race.
Ren is banned for condoning an arms race.
VSMIT is banned because I have had enough of these *censored* arms races in this *censored* thread! >:[
Ren is banned with anachronistic weaponry, then.
Cogi is banned by a wave of peace and tranquility. No weapons here... well.. my Banhammer aside.
AND MY SWORD! :B
Mowser is banned by my bad Aragorn parody.
Mowser is banned now
His tranquility is naff
And his peace now gone.
Ren Gaulen is banned for blinking.
The Boxy is banned
For the lovely haiku.
To bad it was late.
Jubblies is now gone
Future bannination may
inflate his jubblies.
Okay, that was weird.
Boxy is banned for creeping
Me out. I did laugh.
Jairus is banned now.
He was banned quite harshly no?
One more banhammered post.
You are now banned
Mowser, so get thee henceforth
From this place. Go on.
Goggles is teh banned
Get the heck outta dodge, nub
Right now, Go on, Git!
Goggles has no idea, that
Haiku is Five, Seven, Five.
Slowtiny, get out!
Your banning is now! Begone
Before I get mad!
Oh shut up you twit.
You are now teh banzored, lawl.
Nub-fu owned your ass.
Slowtini is banned for minor swearing and name calling. *Banahmmer!*
...
What's this? Banhammer has evolved into Banstaff! You can now ban with lightning fast speed and greater accuracy!
Mowser is banned because he needs to test the Banstaff on someone.
I'll keep my normal Banhammer though: even if it doesn't evolve, it learns new attacks at a lower level of experience.
Jairus is banned. Best way to start off the morning, banning is.
Pagan is banned because I prefer coffee, and it's four in the afternoon where you are, so it's far from "morning."
Jairus is banned. I just woke up. It's "morning" to me.
...
Pagan, you're banned for your own good. You need to get back on a more regular sleep schedule... you should be on UTC-5, not UTC+10... I think. You're practically in Sydney!
Jairus is banned because I, too, tend to wake up at 2 or 3 PM nowadays.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the latest I can remember waking up is like nine or ten. "Sleeping in" for me is eight.
Jairus is banned because now you can really understand why I consider you such an early riser. And why it's so odd.
Pagan is banned because he didn't make it clear whether I or you were odd.
Jairus has been banned in the back of the head. *Banstaff! Extend!*
Mowser is banned because I used the Devolution Spray on his Banstaff to revert it back to a Banhammer.
:mwaha :mwaha :mwaha
VSMIT is banned by my newly evolved Bansword that has become the Genesic Bansword.
Ren Gaulen has been banned by my Goldion Banhammer.
...
What's this?
Goldion Banhammer has evolved to Hell and Heaven Banhammer!
Mick! Disk T - set on
!*"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*
You got the touch!..
You got the power!..
YEAH!Hell and Heaven!
Powered by "The Touch", my Hell and Heaven attack attains the destructive power of the Goldion Banammer, so I don't need to use it!
Gemu, Giru, Gan, Gou, Gufou..
VITAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!
Jairus, BECOME BANNED!!!
The winds of the king! Zenshin! Keiretsu! Tempa Kyoran! Ren! The east is banning red!
You did it incorrectly (you forgot the line about the School of the Undefeated). Now it is
my turn
The School of the Undefeated of the North!
The winds of the Tzar!
Hius!
Sarma!
Shelonik!
Barguzin!
Look! The North is banning white!
These hands of ours are burning red!
Their loud cry tells us –
– to grasp happiness!
Erupting Burning Finger!
Seki–
–ha
Ban-Ban
Tenkyoken!!!
Quote from: Jairus on August 05, 2008, 06:06:56 PM
..Their loud cry tells us –
..Us?.. Who are these "us"? Jairus is banned for puzzling me.
Ren is banned to stop this before it spreads.
Pagan is banned for getting in the way of my explanation. Got it?
Now then, Gaulen, as you know the Erupting Burning Sekiha Ban-Ban Tenkyoken only works if you have two people, so I called up the Doctor in his TARDIS. Together we were able to perform the ultimate final secret technique.
...
What? Stop looking at me like that.
Jairus is banned because I am not looking at him in a funny way. I'm too busy rolling on the floor laughing (I'm typing with my psychic powers).
Ren Gaulen is banned because I was originally thinking of contacting my extra-dimensional twin Jyrras to assist me, but I realized that he was probably working on his new mecha-gryphon. Plus, the Doctor can go anywhere in time and space, so whatever he was dealing with he could go right back to afterwards.
Jairus is banned because now I have a mental image of him and Jyrras reproducing the "Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken" scene from "G Gundam".
Ren Gaulen is banned because you know have the second reason why I didn't call him up.
Jairus is banned for not providing the third reason.
VSMIT is banned because the third reason is that Jyrras basically comes up to my waist: you cannot perform the Sekiha Ban-Ban Tenkyoken very easily with someone that short. Meanwhile, the Doctor is about the same size as that Scottish actor David Tennant, so it'd be much easier to perform with him.
Jairus is banned because performing that attack with the Doctor is still weird.
Look, the Doctor is cool! He's got the TARDIS, the Sonic screwdriver, the Companions... in fact, just a moment.
Ren Gaulen, you're banned by the power of the Last Time Lord! Feel the wrath of the Doctor!
...
You'd better not draw a fanart with the Tenth Doctor and Jyrras performing the Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken.
Jay is banned for giving me Really Bad Ideas.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm afraid that he's actually going to draw that.
Jairus is banned because for some reason, I always kinda picture you being about the same height as the roo-rat...
Pagan is banned because I'm about 6'2".
Quote from: Jairus on August 05, 2008, 06:38:33 PM
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm afraid that he's actually going to draw that.
Jay is banned because
fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Ren's banned for his impromptu quoting.
Pagan is banned because Ren Gaulen's quote only increases my sense of foreboding.
Jairus is banned by the ninja-nuns of the Bene Gesserit. They know the true meaning of Courage.
Ren is banned because ninja-nuns still aren't as scary as that bad idea I gave you.
Besides, being courageous is different from being fearless. To be truly courageous, you have to stand up to what you're afraid of and not knock you down. And to demonstrate my courage, if you actually do ever draw that picture, I'll view it. I'll probably need years of psychological therapy after seeing the Doctor and Jyrras in spandex pilot suits atop the Burning Mecha-Gryphon TARDIS, but I'll still look at it.
...
I think my brain is breaking just from the mental image.
Don't worry - Doctor will be in his usual clothes. Can't say the same about Jyrras, though. Also, you are banned to give you time to recover from the shock.
Ren is banned because someone needs to break you guys up a bit. *Banstaff! Extend!*
Mowser is not banned for doing the right thing. In fact, here and now I will ban myself for trying to hijack this thread. JUSTICE!
Ren Gaulen is banned for banning himself for justice.
Jairus is banned because I've been busy and not been able to keep him from helping Ren be scary.
JOM is banned because I don't need any help to be scary. I an naturally scary. I can frighten people just by staring at them. *stares*
Ren Gaulen is banned because I wanted to tell Jer-oh-me that all I do is give him ideas.
Jairus is banned cause Ren doesn't scare me.
Jer-oh-me is banned because he will. He will.
Boo.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Ghostface.png)
Jay is banned by the fear incarnate.
Ren is banned because, yes, that is scary! Very scary! I think I'm having a heart attack. Yes, chest pains, tightness of breath, oh, yes this is a heart att
Oh, $#!T, I killed Jairus! (I bastard!) I ban myself for it! (To self-bans in one day - something's wrong with me..)
Hey, don't ban yourself! I'm okay! The Doctor brought me back. You are, however, banned because it was a very close call.
...
Why is the Doctor still here?
What? I banned myself in vain?! Be banned for it, Jay!! D:< JUSTICE!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/JUSTICE.png)
It was not in vain, Gaulen! You could not know! But your sincere gesture has warned my heart... oh damn there it goes again. Ren, you're banne
DIVINE RETRIBUTION! Jairus has just more or less cemented his own ban.
You're banned because the Doctor just brought me back again... wait, that's not the Doctor. That's the Master.
Oh bugger.
Meh. Everyone else has fled the battlefield. Oh, well. I shall ban you then, my old friend. Nothing personal - it is simply my job.
Ren is banned for assuming I'd left the battlefeild, I am a sniper, I lurk.
Jer is banned because Snipers don't lurk, they camp.
VSMIT is banned because I guess that makes me a Sniper.
No. This is sniper.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Vindicare.png)
And you are his target. Don't bother to run - you are already banned. >:]
But I've got myself on a Deadman's ban, Gaulen! You ban me, I'm taking you with me!
I have no fear in my heart, for I am the LolWut incarnate!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Eversor.png)
I am banning you, even if it means being banned myself!
Then let us be banned to hell, Ren Gaulen!
Very well! A ban - for glory!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SDSI.png)
Ren is banned for too much awesome.
Jer-oh-me is banned by the waves of awesome coming off of Ren Gaulen.
Jay is banned because everything is going according to my plan.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Justasplanned2.png)
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Ren is banned because that's the most evil monkey I've ever seen.
Jairus is banned because the evil monkey have gnawed off his feet. I would even say that he is now utterly de-feeted.
Ren Gaulen is banned for that horrible pun.
Jay is banned because I learned it from llearch. The monkey probably belongs to him, too.
Ren's banned because what with all that Boxy's got in his box, I wouldn't be surprised.
Jairus is banned because the box is empty.
Unless it needs to be otherwise.
llearch is banned because I clearly see a sloth inside the box.
Ren's banned because Boxy is the box that the TARDIS came in. It's no wonder he can store so many things in himself and still look empty.
Jairus is banned because that actually makes a bit of sense.
Pagan is banned because I know it does. Here, the mow has a cookie for you...
:mowcookie
See?
Jubblies is banned because I should be asleep by now.
Corny is banned so that he can go to bed.
Jai is banned cause I wish I could go to bed, but I'm in class.
I would ban Jer-oh-me for posting in class and not paying attention, but quite frankly I'm guilty of that too.
Jai is banned because the Professor wasn't teaching at the moment and I've got the notes to prove I was paying attention:
MTH251 5AUG08
Derivatives of Trig functions
Trig functions are defined as the ratios among x, y, and r. in the circle radius r as theta from 0 to 2pi radians.
Radians is the measure for the angle in a circular sector of radius r and are length s... I remember radians.
Basic Trig Functions:^
Sin theta:=y/r
Cos theta:=x/r
Tan theta:=y/x = sin theta/cos theta
Reciprocal Trig Functions
r/y = 1/sin theta =: Csc theta
r/x = 1/cos theta =:Sec theta
x/y =1/tan theta =:Cot theta
1) d/dx tan(x) =sec^2(x)
cos(x)(cos(x)) - sin(x)(-sin(x))
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(cos(x))^2
2) d/dx cot(x) =-csc^2(x)
sin(x)(-sin(x)) - (cos(x)(cos(x))
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(sin(x)^2)
3) d/dx csc(x) = -cot(x)csc(x)
The Chain Rule
Suppose F(x)=f(g(x)) and f and g are both d/dx-able functions at x.
Then, F'(x)=f'(g(x))*g'(x)
(i.e. dy/dx = dy/du*du/dx if y=u(x)
F(x)= (1+x^2)^(1/2) >> 1/2(1+x^2)^(-1/2)*(2x)
F(x)= sin(x^2) >> cos(x^2)*(2x)
1) F(x) =cos(e^x)
-sin(e^x)*e^x
2) F(x) =e^((tan x)^1/2)
e^((tan x)^1/2)*((1/2(tan x)^-1/2)*sec^2 x)
3) F(x) =e^((tan x)^1/2)*cos(e^x)
e^(((tan x)^1/2)*cos(e^x))*((1/2(tan x)^-1/2)*sec^2 x)*(-sin(e^x)*e^x)
4) F(x) =(x^2-x+1)^3
5) F(x) =e^(-7x)*sin 4x
6) F(x) =(x+1/x-1)^1/2
Jer-oh-me is banned because I can understand or guess at about half of that, and I haven't looked at a trig function in about three years.
Jai is banned cause its Calculus, whether he recognized that not being relevant to the ban.
Good point. You're banned cause you pointed out my mistake. Calculus was the last math class I had in high school, so it still has been three years since I saw those equations.
Jai is banned cause my Professor writes time consuming tests.
Jer's banned because that's the point of college/university.
Jai's banned for being cynical.
Jer's banned because it's not really cynicism, it's just an observation. If I was being cynical, I'd make some comment about how the point of life is to be as time consuming as possible. ~_^
Goggles is banned because the point of life is to LIVE.
Stumtiny is banned because I didn't say it. I said that I would say it if I was being cynical.
Jai is banned because the observation was cynical.
Slowtini's banned for ninjaing me while I'm stuck with a slow spot in the Wifi for some reason.
Jai's banned for ninjaing also.
Jer's not banned for the slow WiFi: we all have to deal with that sometimes. And because I wasn't being cynical, I was saying what a cynical person would say. I'm not cynical.
Jubblies is banned for not being cynical.
Corny, if I was cynical, I would have left the forum within the first week because I would have thought you were an irredeemable jerk. Please, I really don't want to talk about the period of time I went through a cynical phase (in fact, you could have called it an emo phase if I'd done anything remotely emo during it), and I'm going to hand bans out all around if we don't get off of this topic.
Jairus is banned because his template made my experiment a success. and well mine returned inconclusive results
e_voyager is banned because I'm wondering when he'll post the results for the Invisible Friends game.
Jai's banned cause I'm wondering if he's any idea at all what E_Voyager's talking about?1
Jer-oh-me is banned because I believe it's a reference to a running ban gag we had back during my first or second week here.
Ah, your banned for being helpful.
You're banned because you're welcome.
Jai is banned in apology for digging up old wounds earlier.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm long past my quasi-emo phase, though I'm still bad at handling insults and teasing. Eh well, better than nothing. Heck, I don't think I even wore black during that era of mild-depression. And I certainly didn't let on that I was going through it. Um, how about we go back to banning for silly reasons?
Jer's banned because... um... crud. Look, think of something weird or silly that you did today: you got it? Okay, you're banned for that.
Goggles is banned by Recursive Grandma.
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3977/wtfisthisko1.gif)
Slaptini is banned because it's deja vu all over again (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DejaVu.jpg?t=1218006658)!
Goggles is banned by THE INFINITE BEARD OF DARWIN!
(http://cyriak.co.uk/gifs/darwin.gif)
Tiny-slip is banned by this Awesome Type (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AwesomeType.jpg?t=1218007196) Giant Robot.
Jairus is banned because there are over 300 (nearly 3000 at 2970+) post in this thread.
I was going to ban e_voyager with the power of Bob Ross (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/BobRoss.jpg?t=1218007318), but I've decided instead to ban him for his new Forte-esque avatar.
Jairus is banned because this is an old haven't i haven't used in about a year.
e_voyager is banned because I wouldn't know that given that I've only been here a month.
Goggles is banned because e_voyager's superpower is... Pink?!
Lame.
Slowtini is banned because that is purple ( dark energy ) transport being as i arrive on the spot to save or destroy. not sure which.
e, it's Forte. You're there to destroy. And be banned for your destruction. But mostly to destroy.
Jairus is banned for snatching the new page. way to go! er i mean be banned jay.
e_voyager is banned because I didn't know that when I posted.
On the other hand, 100 pages! Woohoo!
Jairus is banned for bringing the bad luck of an imminent mod cut unpon us.
e_voyager is banned for not explaining. Though I was wondering why this was getting so long when the last one was like 50 pages.
Goggles is banned because the gods will it.
Slowtini is banned because the Dues Ex Machine needs rest. (wooo outlaw star)
Voyager is banned because I'm pretty sure you mean "Deus Ex Machina". Not Dues.
Slowtini is banned for not paying his 'Dues'.
Mowser is banned because I GOTTA WORK A DOUBLE SHIFT TODAY HELLLLYEAAAAHHHH.
:work
Slowtini is banned because unless it's for the money, that's supposed to be a not good thing.
Jairus is banned because maybe Slowtini really likes his job.
VSMIT is banned because he makes a point. What does he do, spray the bikini models down so that they look like they just climbed out of the water?
Jairus is banned by this (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Thehorror6.gif). Fear.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DaiCensor.jpg?t=1218033503) to protect me!
Jairus is banned because I wonder if DaiCensor pities the fool.
Ren is banned for thinking that anyone could pity da' fool like Mr.T.
Mowser is banned because, once again, I am amused.
Mr. L is banned for being amused.
Mr. G is banned because we are not amused.
Mr. J is banned because nobody is amused now.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Facepalm.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because he fills me with disgust (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Disgust.jpg?t=1218034216).
Don't worry: I've got about seven hundred more demotivation posters on my account. Hehehehe.
I ban Jairus with my Mind-Fu (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/CrushtheGermanswithyourmind.jpg)! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of equality (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Equality.jpg?t=1218034417).
Very well! This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its loud roar tells me to defeat you! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ThunderHand.gif) THUNDER BAN!
Ren is banned because that was awesome. I must have it!!!!
Jairus is banned because it is not over! This hand of mine is burning red! Its burning grip tells me to grasp victory! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BurningHand.gif) BURNING BAN!
Ren Gaulen is banned because Red became his greatest weakness as soon as he used it.
Aiyno is banned by the fifth greatest facepalm in history (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Facepalm3.jpg?t=1218035334).
Jay is banned by the fourth greate.. PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/PsychoCrusher-1.gif)
Ren is banned for getting PILLS, against my orders.
VSMIT is banned with MIND CRUSH. *makes a clawhand*
Cogidubnus is banned by Wesley Crusher.
llearch is banned for bringing Mary Sues into this. That's just uncalled for.
Cogi is banned because everyone knows Will Wheaton doesn't advocate this kind of behavior. As noted here (http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pat080011.html)
Mowser is banned because Will Wheaton also burns. Everything, burns. >:3
Cog is banned by a sudden Atlas Punch (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AtlasPunch.jpg). I bet you did not see it coming. >:]
Ren is banned because I did see that coming. >:D
Then VSMIT is banned by the jumping Catapult (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/DeathFromAbove.jpg)! NOBODY EXPECTS THE JUMPING CATAPULT!! >:D
Ren is banned by a One Two combo (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3230/hajimenoippovk8zl5.gif).
Mowser is banned in a similar fashion (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/PunchPunch.gif).
Ren is banned because people keep linking things and I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE BANNING ABOUT. D:
Cogidubnus is banned for not posting a link to a picture! Like this... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/6d3fe06c.jpg?t=1218038568)
Jay is banned by my song.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong5.png)
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the keyboard of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
Ren is banned for giving out a freakin' weird ban.
Mowser is banned because that was not really weird. This is, though. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/SuzakyKick2.jpg)
Ren is banned because I work at a bookstore.
Yay Books.
Slowtini isn't banned because books are indeed a yay thing.
He is banned, however, for getting to work at a bookstore. I am intensely jealous. :<
Cog is banned for not taking initiative and applying for work at a bookstore.
VSMIT is banned because I actually work at TWO bookstores. xD
Slowtini is banned because either he is insane and doesn't require sleep or the same freak accident of science that gave birth to him left him with a lot of clones that all share one mind between them.
Goggles is banned because I actually haven't slept for the past two days.
Mmmcaffiene.
I work between two different stores, part of the same chain.
One's in my home town, Manahawkin, and the other's on long beach island.
Slowtini is banned for not getting any sleep.
VSMIT is banned for thinking the same thing as me. Slowtini, what the heck is going on that needs you to do that? The "Twilight Book IV" release?
Goggles is banned because I really don't know what's wrong. I just can't fall asleep D:
I can always ban you from the forum so you have a chance...
Slowtini is banned for not sleeping.
Boxy is banned because his ban was done for good reasons, and was reasonable and justified!
...
Wait...
Jairus is banned because llearch didn't really ban Slowtini.
VSMIT isn't really banned by me for ninja'ing.
Ren is banned for not being a ninja.
Slowtini is banned for being an insomniac ninja.
That actually sounds really cool...
Jai-jai is banned because that's about as cool as obsessive compulsive posters.
Mow-mow is banned because I don't know any OCPs. Could you point one out for me?
Jubblies is banned for amusing me.
Corny is banned because he used that one already. And because he amuses me too.
Jairus is banned for being easily amused.
Ren Gaulen is banned because sometimes he amuses me too.
Jairus is banned for being too easily amused.
VSMIT is banned because he doesn't amuse me at all. And because I have a somewhat strange sense of humor.
Jairus is banned because I have a somewhat twisted sense of humour, similar to that of someone who enjoys watching a person squirm in discomfort.
VSMIT is banned because it's called "schadenfreude." Come on, let's all sing the Schadenfreude song!
"Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crappy,"
"And when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... happy!"
Goggles is banned for singing the schadenfreude song.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/Schadenfreude.jpg)
Slimfast is banned because I can see how that goes under entertainment and not news: celebrities don't belong in the real news section. Only real actors belong in the news (like Johnny or Heath).
"Sorry 'Tini, human nature, nothing I can't do!"
"It' "schadenfreude," making me feel glad that I'm not you!"
Jairus is banned because my sense of humour is not quite like that, but more along the lines of this:
I find it funny when someone tells you something that makes you uncomfortable, and the look of discomfort on your face is immensely satisfying.
VSMIT is banned by me, since no-one else seems to want to do it.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I would have banned him, I just didn't feel like it.
Jairus is banned because HOLY CRAP when did this get to a hundred pages? And should we all feel accomplished or pathetic?
Black_angel is banned because the answer is both. It's like scoring a hundred percent in Halo or some game where they measure your score: good job, you just beat a bunch of 1's and 0's. I still feel accomplished about it, though.
Jairus is banned by Master Chief.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Master Chef.
Jairus is banned by Master Asia!
Ren Gaulen is banned by Master Arctic!
Brilliant. :eek Jairus is banned for his guile and ingenuity.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I learned from the best. *bows respectfully in his direction*
Jairus is not banned for being a good student. When you are ready, I will let you take over.
Ren Gaulen is not banned because fortunately for him, he didn't set up something like the Sith did where the apprentice becomes the master by killing the old one...
..Are you implying that you could kill me?.. You are a hundred years too young to even think about taking on me! Stupid pupil! You are not worthy of the name King of Hearts! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Ocelotus.png)
..Ah, I'm just kidding. By the way, you are banned, Jay.
Eh, you're banned too, Ren. I'm gonna try and finish this rough sketch so I can post it tonight.
Jay is banned so that nothing would distract him from drawing.
Ren is banned for likewise not drawing.
VSMIT is banned because I cannot stop drawing.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he can't stop the rock either.
Cog is banned for being too awesome.
Xze-Xze is banned because I have just recently raelized that Jairus has actually saved that "Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankanto" thing and even put it in his sig. It caused me to shed several Manly Tears (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ManlyTears.png) (from laughing too hard, but still).
Ren is banned for banning me for a reason that does not pertain to me =<
Xze-Xze is banned because I'm still awake! And I just got back from work.
Driving.
In the dark.
WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
IN A STATE OF NEAR UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT DIE D:
Slowtini is banned for defying the laws of nature.
Law #1: Death to the stupid ones.
VSMIT is banned because... HELLO, MY EXISTENCE DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE!
Quote from: Slowtini on August 06, 2008, 10:39:26 PM
Xze-Xze is banned because I'm still awake! And I just got back from work.
Driving.
In the dark.
WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
IN A STATE OF NEAR UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT DIE D:
Quote from: Slowtini on August 06, 2008, 10:43:20 PM
VSMIT is banned because... HELLO, MY EXISTENCE DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE!
Slowtini is banned because I wish I had the space in my Sig for all of that.
Goggles is banned because Print Screen, MSpaint, and Photobucket are your friends.
Slaptime is banned because I'm trying to keep my sig manageable.
Jairus is banned because he should look at Ren's sig for an example on how not to have a manageable sig.
VSMIT is banned because I need to put something interesting in my sig...
Hmm...
Ah, Sparta dance.
Slowtini for we have the right to chose it. and there's no way we'll lose it . this is our right this is our song.
Voyager is banned because that's one of my favorite songs ever D:
Slowtini is banned because I'm just now getting into the pace of the day.
Jer is banned for taking so long.
VSMIT is banned for not knowing the half of it.
Jer is banned because nobody seems to want to ban me...
VSMIT is banned because I just finally posted the profile for the character based on my old idea of a warhammer-wielding knight over in my thread, and I feel like celebrating a character finally seeing the light of the world a full five years after I came up with her.
Jairus is banned for forgetting to mention "extreme rage" as one of Francine's skills.
VSMIT is banned by "Brooklyn rage!"
shadowterm is banned by my Egyptian Rage!
Jairus is banned for getting that reference.
EDIT: "how is that different? 'because I said Egyptian it's different'"
Shadowterm is banned because he can't play his Red Eyes Black Dragon, because it's mine now!
Jairus is banned because "Screw the rules, I have money."
shadowterm is banned by the wrath of my pointy hair!
Attention duelists! Jairus is banned because my hair is assaulting him. I knew those child restraining courses were a waste of time!" EDIT: In America!
Attention mother! I've just been informed that I won't be banning after this! I've got no-one to ban! Can I move back in with you and dad?
Jairus is banned for spending prize money on a children's card game instead of the operation to cure his sisters imminent blindness, in America!
shadowterm is banned because his hair is crazy enough for two people!
Jairus is banned because two levitating chesticles are coming this way! In America!
shadowterm is banned because it's time for more fanservice! And now it's time for some Bandit Keith fanservice! In America! *bowbow... ooooohhhhh yeah!*
Jay is banned because now it is time for some Bakura fan service!
Ren is banned because it's no longer fan service time. It's coffee time. Shush.
Mowser is banned for denying us Bakura fanservice.
Ren is banned because this is all just a part of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul .
Mowser is banned because, sometimes, I prefer coffee.
Cogidubnus is banned because tea is a good evening beverage, while coffee is more of a morning drink.
Jairus is banned for heresy. Coffee is good for any time.
Coffee drinking Cog! Always drinking coffee, all the time! >:D
Cogidubnus is banned because I only drink coffee in the morning. Tea and Diet Coke are my afternoon/evening sources of caffeine.
Jairus is banned because.. COFFEE FOR THE COFFEE GOD! TOAST FOR THE TOAST THRONE!
Ren Gaulen is banned for making me see red.
Ren is banned because a drink as delicious as coffee cannot be lost to the forces of Chaos!
Drink deeply, Marines! Drink for the EMPEROR! >:3
All of you are banned for taking coffee just a little too seriously. It's not likes it a children's card game, people.
Jay is banned because.. GAMES FOR THE GAME GOD! CARDS FOR THE CARD THRONE!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not completing his ban.
Boxy is banned by my coattails of doom.
Jubblies is banned because his new character seems too much like Alexei.
VSMIT is banned for calling me Jubblies. Only Boxy can do that.
And that's the funny thing, really: this character has basically existed for about a year or so up in my head, and in one form or another for about five or six years. I've only known about DMFA for about eight weeks.
Jairus! Prepare yourself, for I am going to Cleave and Smite your coattails of doom and cast you into the ban!I have opened the Gate of Magus.
Awaken, Sword of Magus, the Blade that Mows Down the Stars!
Zankantou Hoshinagi no Tachi!!!
Ren's banned because right now I'm doing edits to that sketch, and your awesome hot-blooded shouting theme is distracting.
Jairus is banned by my Awesome Hot-Blooded Shouting-Fu.
Ren's banned because I'm wondering if I should use one of my older ideas to revise Franny's profile, the idea where she used a pair of magic-enhanced gauntlets to fight. That idea kind of led to the idea of the War hammer as a... limit... weapon.
I need to think about this.
Jairus is banned by a warhammer with a drill tip. "Warhammer wit a Drill Tip - full of Courage."
Ren is banned because if you use the word courage too much, it loses meaning.
Jay is banned because I am not using this word too much. I haven't used it for several pages of the Ban Game, actually.
Ren Gaulen is banned because his antics made me look up Domun Kasshu clips on youtube, which made me smile. :)
Cogidubnus is banned because the way he talked, it sounds like he hasn't seen a Domon Kasshu clip in a long time. This is not good.
Cog is banned because he should have looked up Guy Shishio's clips instead. Jay is banned for Trombe Interrupting me.
Ren is banned because I'm redesigning Franny's profile. I think it'll be more in line with the original concept I came up with for her (Gauntlet main mode + Hammer secondary mode).
Jubblies is banned because VSMIT should call him Jubblies as well. ;-]
Boxy is banned because you're the only one who can call me "Jubblies." That's how it goes.
llearch is banned for being obsessed with Jubblies. I mean, seriously. Here, in ER, etc etc...
Isn't he married? He probably gets more jubblies than the rest of us too. :P
Also, Jairus is banned because he keeps ninja-ing people. Dr. McNinja and the Ask a Ninja guy are not pleased.
Cog is banned just randomly.
Ren is banned because it wasn't random, Cogidubnus posted before you.
Because I have no reason to ban you, Jairus, I'm going to let an old friend do it for me.
(http://ratonland.org/img/articles/bunny-pancake.gif)
Black Angel is banned by Happy Khorne the Little Blood God.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/HappyKhorne.png)
Black_angel is banned because the rabbit's name is Oolong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_%28rabbit%29), and that isn't a pancake in the western sense. It's actually called a Dorayaki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorayaki). Ah, bless Wikipedia.
Ren's banned because that's just creepy.
Jay is banned because the image of Happy Khorne the Little Blood God will haunt him forever.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/BubbleBathoftheEast.jpg?t=1218125111) will haunt him forever.
Jubblies is banned because if he ever posts that pic again, I will permanently cease to call him Jairus.
VSMIT is banned because it was a one-time thing only: in other words, no worries. And because I just fixed Franny's profile. Faerie's next. Wow, that sounds weird for some reason.
Jay is banned for making my eyes burn. This is unforgivable!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ForthefirsttimeinmylifeIlostmymindw.png)
Ren is banned because if he followed the link to my Photobucket account that I PMed him, not only would he recognize a few of his things saved for posterity, there are some motivators tucked away in there that might interest - or disturb - him... after all, "the East isn't the only thing that's burning Red."
Jairus is banned because
these eyes of mine are glowing red! My Darth Vader-like voice tells you to become banned! And my MG42 insists on it..(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellocannonfodder.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because... sometimes miracles DO happen (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Miracles.jpg?t=1218126309).
Jairus is banned because miracles might happen now and then, but the Anonymous remembers only bad things, so all of those miracles are meaningless in the long run.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I've got a bug to report (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ivegotabugtoreport.jpg?t=1218127062).
Jairus is banned because your bugs are nothing compared to the power of the dark side.
Cogi is banned because
(http://autodesk.blogs.com/between_the_lines/WindowsLiveWriter/not%20a%20bug-a%20feature.jpg)
it's not a bug, it's a feature.
Mowser is banned because this is so over the top I don't even know what to say (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Insane.jpg?t=1218127084).
Jubblies is banned because that really is over the top.
Corny is banned because that robot is over nine thousand (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/NineThousand.jpg?t=1218128553)!!!!
Jubblies is banned because yes, yes, we know. Thank-you. Now can we move on?
Lord of the Boxes is banned and moved on.
Ren Gaulen is banned for moving back again.
Boxy is banned by Captain Jack Sparrow (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/JackSparrow.jpg?t=1218127063). Nothing more need be said.
Jay is banned by captain Hector Barbossa. He is the man that I would follow even into the Hell itself.
Ren Gaulen is banned by this spoiler (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Spoiler.jpg?t=1218129447). Don't click on it if you don't want to spoil the end of one of the greatest anime of all time!
Jay is banned because they lie. He got it just as bad as that time many many times before. It's just that now that the Man with the Black Heron is gone, he can have some rest.
Ren Gaulen is banned because of the pure unadulterated awesome and win that this picture is made of (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/SuperRobotWars.jpg?t=1218129549). And because whether Spike is actually dead or not, if his lifelong enemy is finally dead, than the man that we called Spike is dead no matter what: if he survived that last episode, he is going to come out of it a completely different man.
Jairus is banned for shattering the fabric of reality itself with that picture. Genesic GaoGaiGar, Shin Getter and Mazinkaiser performing a "Hell and Heaven"? F*** YEAH!
Ren Gaulen is banned because even though this next picture isn't as awesome, it is still just a grunt doing it (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Payback.jpg?t=1218129015).
Jay is banned because what a Gundam can do, a Drillcat (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Drillcat.png) can do better (it's just powering up right now).
Ren is banned because of the kittens (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheKittens.jpg?t=1218130707).
Jay is banned by the Angry Marines (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AngryMarines2.png). "Always angry, all the time."
Ren Gaulen is banned because the GM has had it (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheGMHasHadIt.jpg?t=1218129620)!
Jay is banned because I wanted to make my character a cat (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Warning.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned for doing this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheSpanishInquisition.jpg?t=1218130202).
Jay is banned because he has his orders (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Wank.jpg).
Ren is banned because I felt like breaking up you two love-birds.
Mowser is banned because he should stop that (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/StopThat.jpg?t=1218129524). And I'm wondering if Ren got that motivator off of my account.
Jubblies is banned for going on a posting spree with Ren.
Corny is banned because he should have joined us. And because you have to ask yourself, WWFSMD (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/WWFSMD.jpg?t=1218130438)?
Jairus is banned because he has not learned the importance of not being seen. *boom* "AAAARRRGGHHHH!"
Ren is banned by this http://www.snafu-comics.com/comics/080728.jpg (http://www.snafu-comics.com/comics/080728.jpg)
Llearch is banned because screw the rules he has money.
Jairus is banned because he has not learned the importance of not being seen. *boom* "AAAARRRGGHHHH!" . . . again
Shadowterm is banned, simple as that.
Jer-oh-me is banned by the Chimera (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheChimera.jpg?t=1218131445).
Jairus is banned by cyberpunk inspector Gadget (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/InspectorGadget.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned by my smugness (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Smugness.jpg?t=1218133095) and because he seems to be finding some good motivators in my account. I might have a few too many, though alternatively you can never have enough motivators.
Jubblies is banned by pretentiousness.
llearch is banned because I activate Asexual Reproduction! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AsexualReproduction.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't have that one *adds to collection* and by an emo Newtype (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AnEmoNewtype2.jpg?t=1218133335).
Jay is banned by a bombing run (you cannot escape even in a car >:3) (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/FakeBombs.jpg).
I was going to post another image, but that was so great I can't even ban you for it!
Oh heck. Ren is banned because of Bad Writing (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/BadWriting.jpg?t=1218133550). *WARNING: Do not look at image unless you have brain bleach handy!*
Jay is banned because that thing in the picture needs to be killed with gunfire. From a gunship (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AC-130Spooky.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because we could always use this... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/MasterGundamGoldionHammer.jpg?t=1218133839)
Jairus is banned becasue, despite the coolness of the Master Gundam, I will rather use this (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ItanoCircus.jpg).
Ren is banned because I have to ask what is wrong with this manly combination (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ManlyCombination.jpg?t=1218134192)?
Jay is banned because this (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/TatsumakiZankantou.jpg) is what is wrong with it.
...
Ren is banned because we must kill it! With Missile Spam (http://s38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/?action=view¤t=MissileSpam1.jpg)!!!
Jay is banned because I was just going to man the harpoons (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/TheHarpoons.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because I've already pulled out my god (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GodGundam2.jpg?t=1218134857).
Jay is banned because my god.. throws forks (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/God.jpg). :sweatdrop
Ren is banned because THIS is what I am doing right now. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HottoROFL.jpg?t=1218135341) And because I've almost got the Faeries up.
Jairus is banned to stop the use of motivational posters.
Okay. VSMIT is banned because THE FAERIES are talking to me.
Jairus is banned by one I made myself. http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t256/shadowterm/SpiesandEngineers.jpg?t=1218137267 (http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t256/shadowterm/SpiesandEngineers.jpg?t=1218137267)
Shadowterm is banned for not telling us the specs of his new gaming rig.
VSMIT is banned by 2 Nvidia 9600's SLI'd and a quad core processor running 64 bit XP that runs most games at 2 megapixels all detail high at 240 frames per second.
Shadowterm is banned because now I've gone cross-eyed.
Black_angel is banned because that's only a smidge more powerful than my laptop. 2.4Ghz Core2Duo, 2 gig ram, 2 9750 (512)Sli nvidia card, 17" true bright lcd with gloss surface, SoundBlaster Audigy sound ( I know, it's not that great), and 250 gig hard drive. I loves my laptop. I loves it good.
*I do have a surround sound set up for it at home though! :D
Mowser is banned because that's not a laptop, it's a space station! D:
Cogidubnus is banned because you don't need to see our identification papers. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.
Jairus is banned for continuing the Starwars tangent.
The Clockwork Mansion. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. You must be banned.
Jay is also banned. With a surprise kick.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SurpriseKick.gif)
Jubblies is banned for wearing chains and gold lame.
Ren Gaulen is banned for interrupting.
Corny is banned because he should feel a sense of accomplishment (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Accomplishment.jpg?t=1218139157).
Besides, I don't own "chains or gold lame"
Jairus is banned for going back to the motivational posters.
Fine. VSMIT is banned because I am your father.
Jairus is banned by the second pic I made in Gmod today http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t256/shadowterm/ctf_2fort0003.jpg?t=1218139736 (http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t256/shadowterm/ctf_2fort0003.jpg?t=1218139736) (leave it to the engineers)
shadowterm is banned because that is simultaneously cool and stupid. Truly awe-inspiring.
Jubblies is banned for not letting anyone else get a word in edgewise.
Corny is banned because I fail to see a problem with that. *he says without betraying the irony he is all too aware of*
Jay! Prepare yourself to be utterly banned!This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its loud roar tells me to defeat you!
Take this!
My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ZeroShiningFinger.png)
ZERO SHINING FINGER!!!
Ready!
School of...
the Undefeated of the East...
Ultimate...
Secret Technique...
...Sekiha Tenkyoban!!!
Jairus is banned by Dual Soul Bass Soul!
shadowterm is banned by my five-string bass!
VSMIT is banned because all his bass belong to me.
Ren is banned for his continued butchering of the English language.
Ren Gaulen is banned because someone set us up the drum!
Jay is banned because you are on your way to solo, clear your throat.
Ren Gaulen is band.
..And llearch is the producer.
...
I cannot top that. You both are banned for creating the best pun I have ever seen in my life.
Good, now listen to my song.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong5.png)
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
Jay, be banned by the power of ROCK!!!
Now Gaulen is his name
And banning is his game
Come on you dope, untie his rope
And watch him go insane.
This singing's not my line
It's tough to make a rhyme
If I get stuck, I'm out of luck--
I'm running out of time!
I'm through with taking falls
And bouncing off the walls
Without that gun I'd have some fun
I'd kick you in the-- *gets hit in head with vase* Nose!
Jairus is not banned for coming up with such a counterban. It makes Viral happy.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ViralHappy.png)
:erk
...
Ren is banned because for some reason, seeing Viral happy makes me want to never make him happy again.
Now Jairus is banned for making Viral sad.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ViralSad.png)
Ren is banned for his horrible photoshopping skills (j/k).
VSMIT is banned because the last 4 letters of his username, are the first 4 letters of my last name.
Slowtini is banned for having "Smith" as a last name.
VSMIT is banned for spelling.
llearch is banned for not having a "Fragile" stamp located on his personage.
Slowtini is banned for thinking I'm fragile.
llearch is banned for not paying the proper postage fees.
Slowtini is banned for not paying FedEx for international shipping.
VSMIT is banned because I'm not being mailed anywhere.
Slowtini is banned because I just drove for two hours and I finally had that karmic moment we wish for when we someone breaks a law on the road and you hope that they get a ticket.
Jay is banned because in Soviet Russia the Law breaks you. >:[ (Scary, huh?)
Ren is banned because Russia isn't Soviet anymore.
VSMIT is banned for failing to mention that in Soviet Russia, that joke dies!
Jay is banned because the Soviet Russia is gone! But in our memory and in our blood in continues to live on, spreading the Red flames of the World Revolution across the planet! (No, I'm ot a communist. I just wanted to say something badass.)
Considering that your signature has a picture of a man who can destroy mecha mooks with a ribbon and he seems to be saying "Look, the East is Burning Red!" you're banned because you don't need to say anything really badass. (And I kinda guessed that you weren't a communist.)
Jairus is banned because getting a lecture on capitalist economics sucks when the one giving the lecture is actually communist.
Jairus is banned because it is a sort of a tradition: if you want to ban somebody with style, say something cool while doing so. So, may the Ban be with you.
VSMIT is not banned because he is right. I have to admit, listening to that would suck.
*khe-khu* The ban is strong with you, young Gaulen. But you are not a Banner yet. *khe-khu*
Jay is banned because I am pretty sure that I am not a banner. I'm a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.
So be it, Jedi. If you will not be turned, you will be Banned! [strikes with Dark Ban Lightning]
Goggles is banned by a particularly nasty spell.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/Exterminatus.jpg)
Slowtini is banned for bringing Harry Pothead into this.
*starts to push the Dark Ban Lightning back with psychokinesis* Jairus is banned.. because.. I shall not fall to such attack. Have you forgotten, Jay? The victory goes... TO THE COURAGEOUS!!!
VSMIT and Slowtini are banned for getting in the way and ruining my moment of courage. Who the hell do you think you are - big damn heroes?! ( :3)
Ren is banned because I'm just an engineer, and I solve problems.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't need to say anything cool.
I just am.
Corny is banned by my anti-WoW (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/SuperRobotWars2.jpg?t=1218156693).
Jubblies is banned for not banning llearch for not banning me. (Wow, that's convoluted.)
VSMIT is not banned again. Rather, he is hugged by Genesic GaoGaiGar.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven2.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I finally found this... the East ain't the only thing that's burning red (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheEastainttheonlythingburningred.jpg?t=1218156754).
I like this one better than the bubble bath.
Jairus is banned because now I need to find bleach for my brain!
VSMIT is banned because he should try this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/SuperSonic.jpg?t=1218156603).
Goggles is banned by creationism.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/169daf82.gif)
Slimetiny is also banned by Creationism (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Creationism.jpg?t=1218157132).
I'm just warning you, I've got hundreds of these motivators.
Jairus is banned by the Grand Glorious Gathering (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/GrandGloriousGathering.jpg).
I've actually used this one, but I didn't use it on you:
Ren Gaulen, you are banned by the Awesome Type! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AwesomeType.jpg?t=1218157267)
Jairus is banned by the sheer manliness of the Man-Fu (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/MartialArts.jpg).
Ren is banned by Bridget (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Bridget.jpg?t=1218157467).
Jairus is banned because that picture was just plain fabulous (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Fabulous.png).
Ren is banned by Candlejack (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Candlejack1.jpg?t=1218157521). OH crap I said his nam
Jay is banned because while he was being kidnapped, I hijacked his God Gundam (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ThePose-1.png).
Ren is banned to stop the cycle of motivators.
VSMIT is banned because he'd better run. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HolyCrap.jpg?t=1218157742)
STOP! Hammertime (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Tomare.jpg)! Be banned!
Ren Gaulen sind verboten für es ist Hammerziet (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Halt.jpg?t=1218157856).
Jay is banned because Russian Spetsnaz dances too (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Spetsnaz2.jpg).
Джей забанен потому что русский Спецназ тоже танцует.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he shouldn't click this link (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Curiosity2.jpg?t=1218157197).
THE USER ABOVE ME IS BANNED D:<
Slowtini is banned because Ren :: I'm the dragon told me to.
VSMIT is banned for schadenfraude.
Corny has been banned by the ultimate weapon of warfare, mass destruction, and mass terror. Do not click on this link if you value your sanity. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/KitchenSink.jpg?t=1218158084)
Jairus is banned by corn, the ultimate weapon of warfare, mass destruction, and mass terror.
Cog is banned because GOD DAMNIT WINDOWS VISTA D:<
Slowtini is banned 'cause I just got beat to the punch thrice, man. :<
Black angel is not banned. It is not nice to beat a woman, guys. Even to a punch.
Ren is banned for getting PILLS, against my orders.
VSMIT is banned because ya'v gotta go with the flow, man.
Jairus is banned because I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in and go in and go in like the US Marshal and his three daughters. Get PILLS against my orders. Get moving!
Ren is banned because I get paid for killing the whole country.
VSMIT is banned because I LIKE PANCAKES (http://68.38.60.230:8080/XD.gif)
Slowtini is banned because Pancakes are nothing compared to the power of the Waffle.
Cog is banned because waffles have nothing on latke.
VSMIT is banned by Advice Pup's good advice.
(http://68.38.60.230:8080/Advice%20Pup/120px-Advice_broken_electronics.png)
Slowtini is banned because the Advice Pup's not as good as the Bad Idea Bears.
Jay is banned because Manderley raps:
The man himself.
Don't ever obey orders a-a-again.
Get, get moving.
Get, get moving.
Grow...! Grow...!
One illicit generating plant.
One illicit generating plant.
B-b-b-by the way,
I'm the mad sinner.
I'm the mad sinner.
Armoury, armoury, armoury.
Armoury, armoury, armoury.
Get PILLS, against my orders.
Get moving, against my orders.
Yes... Grow.
I'm your brother!
I'm sure you understand...
Ren is banned because the Mole people don't like woman.
VSMIT is banned because the cat has seen better days.
Ren is banned because I'd like a vial of people.
VSMIT is banned because We're dealing with a professional here... (http://68.38.60.230:8080/Demotivators/7_years.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because my dad used to say: "Slaughter! Slaughter! Slaughter!"
Ren Gaulen is banned because slaughter can't be spelled without laughter.
Cog is banned because my wolf can execute anyone you want.
VSMIT is banned because they had me inject the soldiers with death.
Ren is banned by [unintelligible].
VSMIT is banned for not wanting to buy a cat from the shady youth in the corner.
Slowtini is banned by random screaming.
Ren is banned because that will be your butt.
VSMIT is banned for not making any sense.
Slowtini is banned by Graf Zeppelin.
VSMIT is banned by the wolf.
Ren is banned by Sniper Wolf.
Slowtini is banned by Gray Fox.
VSMIT is banned by the Spy Ocelot (no MGS reference for you! :P) (he fits for that role anyway, the backstabber >:3).
Ren Gaulen is banned by every zig.
llearch is banned because I have taken every one of them off already. For great Justice!
Ren is banned because we've gotten all the way back to Zero Wing...
VSMIT is banned because even though Ren may have taken off every last one of his zigs, all your base still belongs to me.
What happen? Slowtini is banned!
Somebody set up Ren the Ban.
Slowtini get ban.
Hey guys I'm here in your thread banning VSMIT. Because it doesn't have to be poorly written to be Lol.
Jer-oh-me is banned by ceilingcat.
Weren't you also banned by Ceilingcat?
By the way, you're banned by God Kitten.
VSMIT is banned by Weapons Grade Cute.
llearch is banned because handling the Weapons Grade Cute has given him Diabeetus.
VSMIT is banned with the power of visual diabetes.
Jer-oh-me is banned because The kittens... They stare into your soul! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/poster77044833.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because the bunny.. he tears your soul out (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Bunny.jpg) (it must be an incubus in disguise :.)!
Ren is banned by Greyface. Why so serious?
Mowser is banned because I'm the goddamn Batman, that's why I'm so serious.
Ren is banned for not being subtle.
VSMIT is banned due to an apparent lack of Slack.
Nah. Mowser is banned because slacking is what I'm doing now.
VSMIT is banned by Giant dick's old navy party city. (http://68.38.60.230:8080/Demotivators/1198034624297.jpg)
Slowtini is banned for sexual implications in what's meant to be a SFW and inoffensive board.
Stygian is banned for sniping me.
VSMIT is banned because... I actually can't think of a reason.
Therefore, you are banned to remove boredom.
Slowtini's banned cause I finally got my Avatar up!
Jer is banned because of what avatar?
This Avatar?
(http://www.ncta.com/images/cache/633383343975500000CableProgram3866Avatar.jpg)
VSMIT is banned for his profession.
Llearch is banned cause I don't know VSMIT's profession is.
Jer-oh-me is banned because FA doesn't let you link in your images from other sides...
He should be using photobucket, or imageshack...
llearch is banned because I like my profession.
VSMIT is banned for not specifying his profession.
Slowtini is banned because my profession is stated under my avatar.
VSMIT is banned for being a tiny retractable razorblade.
Slowtini's banned because that's funny.
Jer is banned because it's a job. And that is but one of the tools I use for it.
VSMIT is banned for not being very sharp.
:B
Stygian is banned for hasing head voices.
VSMIT is banned for being rather dull.
Slowtini is banned for not evolving into a Sloganair.
VSMIT is banned because that sounded like "sloganeer", and I don't trust advertising.
Black_angel is banned by Sloganite.
VSMIT is banned because Sloganite sounds kinda like the title of a cult member.
Slowtini is banned because I think it sounds more like a Dragon Quest monster.
VSMIT is banned because it is now a title for pornographic material just for being thought up.
shadowterm is banned for invoking Rule 34.
I invoke Rule 2.
VSMIT is banned because SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE INTERNET ACCESS D:<
Slowtini is banned because i have no time to play any more. i must away to work. back in about 14 hours until then you're banned!
E_voyager is banned for working fourteen hours a day. Holy shit, if I did that with what I work with, I'd shoot myself.
Stygian's banned cause I'll wager those fourteen hours provide E with plenty of cash.
Jer-oh-me is banned because it's been more than 24 hours since I was last online and I have some aggression I need to get out. There, much better.
Jairus is banned for disappearing for the weekend.
VSMIT IS BANNED IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!
GET THEE FROM MY SIGHT!
Slowtini is banned for reminding of something, "Get thee to a bakery!"
Jer is banned for offending both myself and many Shakespeare fans...
"Get thee to a nunnery!"
-P. Hamlet, Hamlet.
VSMIT is banned for he did not get me. . . A SHRUBBERY!!! Ni!
I go away for a bit, and dear great Crowe, we break 100 pages. A ban for you all and a pox on your families!
Pagan is banned so that i can celebrate getting home early today. since i got in around 12 :10 i was only gone 13 1/2 hours and it feels like i got off very early. (cries for the time lost to work everyday)
e_voyager is banned because I just took a poll of the whole room, and statistics say you're a giant sissy.
shadowterm is banned because I just took a poll, and statistics say that your avatar is Tom with a bad haircut.
Goggles is banned, because I just took a poll, and statistics say that polls are out of style.
Slimetime is banned because I don't need a poll to know that he's a freak of nature and science alike.
Jairus is banned because he's got too many nicknames. We need to consolidate this sort of thing.
Cog is banned by the worst pies in London.
Black_angel is banned by the last name in barbery.
VSMIT is banned for stealing Cookie-Mow's Cookie.
Slowtini is banned because I want to come up with one nickname for him to match the one nickname he's got for me.
And Corny doesn't count, Cogidubnus.
Goggles is banned because I'm currently dicking around with Skype and Ventrilo, trying to figure out how they work.
Slimetime (I like that one) is banned because we have telephones to communicate with people... unless this is for something like a chatroom or something.
pinktini is banned for not using the super power 'common sense' on them.
Jairus is banned because my nickname pinktini was way better.
shadowterm is banned because "Pinktini" is indeed a good name. Heeheehee.
Jairus is banned because I haven't banned him in five days! Crowe, but it's been such a long time.
Pagan is banned because I know, it has been too long! Oh, and I'm working on answering your questions, so I guess you're banned for that too. And you should be working on tonight's post, that's three things you're banned for!
Jairus is banned because I will have too more things up tonight, but first I must answer WoW's siren song.
Pagan is banned for being addicted to online gaming! (says the twenty-year-old who always has this forum open whenever he's online)
Jubblies is banned because at least it isn't gaming.
VSMIT is banned because only Corny is allowed to call me "Jubblies."
Jairus is banned for letting anyone imply he has boobs. Also, he says it's Tom one more time and the vengeful wrath will be more than his hair can handle, in america
Shadowterm is banned for not making any sense.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm wondering if anyone actually knows the rules to this game.
Jer is banned for not linking Jubblies with boobs, that's pretty obvious, at least to me. Maybe I've had it wrong all this time, maybe that isn't slang, but I thought it was. Unless it was the hair in America thing, in which case he should definetely watch yu gi oh abridged.
Jairus is banned for the same reason I was. And jer still should watch yu-gi-oh abridged if he hasn' cuz it's awesome.
Attention duelist shadowterm! My hair is banning you!
Jairus is banned for his knowledge, Jer his ignorance, and Shadow his reference.
The three of you don't stand a ghost of a chance.
Pagan is banned because I have created a brand new ultra-efficient technologically advanced DUEL DISK SYSTEM!! And that's not all. I also have a sexy new outfit. With these new weapons at my disposal, Pagan will be powerless to defeat me. Also I have a god card.
Goggles is banned by the GAIA ONLINE BATTLE SYSTEM :U
Pinktini is banned because after analyzing the Duel Monster's rule book, I concluded that no card game got possibly be so unnecessarily complicated. Therefore, I wiped the rules from my memory.
Jairus is banned because ... hmm... meh, I just want to stop the YGO abridged series references.
Pagan is banned because you can't stop the beat! (Musical references, anyone?)
Jubblies is banned because you can't stop the rock.
Box is banned because though you can't stop the rock, you can stop the rockers.
Mowser's banned cause I've got a headache, ow.
Jer-oh-me is banned because he should take some ibuprofen and sit down.
Jairus is banned because ibuprofen pales in comparison to the power of the dark side.
Cog is banned because the Dark Side won't cure all of your aches and pains.
VSMIT is banned because I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Mowser is banned because that's no moon, it's a space station.
shadowterm is banned because Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Jairus is banned because I AM his father. (That's right.. who's your daddy?)
Mowser is banned because no, that's not true! That's impossible!
Jairus is banned because he should search his feelings. He knows it to be true.
VSMIT is banned because NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOO...!!
Jairus is banned because I dun used mah lazer switch blade to dun go and flick offa his han. 'E wuz warned dat I wud dee-stroy 'im. :B
Mowser is banned because I got a cool cybernetic hand out of it.
Jubblies is banned because Luke, I am your father.. AND your uncle!
Corny is banned because I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Jubblies is banned for having more than three land speeders up on blocks in his front yard.
Boxy is banned because in that case no one cares if it's a family tree or a family circle. (A.K.A A Family shrubbery!)
Mowser is banned because we don't need more darn southerners here, or any of their attitude.
Stygian is banned for looking funny.
Slowtini is banned for looking like that!! Eurgh! What has science done indeed!
Jubblies is banned for blinking.
Corny is banned because I wasn't ready! And I got dust in my eye!
Jairus is banned for being a damn wuss.
Stygian is banned because I am not a damn wuss, you big meanie!
Jairus is banned because he needs cheese with that whine. :3
VSMIT is banned because I'm not even really a mouse.
Jubblies is banned because I'm a mouse and I wanted that cheese!
Mowser is banned because he can have it: I am after all a Kangaroo Rat.
Goggles is banned for not speaking with an Australian accent.
Stone the flaming crows, the dingos banned Pinktini! Wotcha!
Goggles is banned because my wish came true in the corrupt a wish thread! xD
Pinktini is banned because he should have noted that I was using duct tape to shut him up so we could throw him back into some lake in the wilderness. Heeheehee.
Goggles is banned because Duct tape doesn't stick to my skin.
Slowtini is banned because it's Pokéduct, a special duct tape designed for the securing of "freak of nature" type Pokémon.
Goggles is banned for coming up with such a device. -tosses a five gallon bucket of rat trap glue in goggles' general direction-
...</mean>
Slowtini is banned for not posting that in the "Throw a Random Object at the Next Poster" thread.
Goggles is banned for not dodging.
Slowtini is banned because he missed. Albeit, I did get some glue on my jacket... but I have fifty of them anyway. ~_^
Jubblies is banned for not considering that duct tape doesn't have to stick to skin... if you use enough of it.
Corny is banned because he makes a good point. Enough duct tape can hold a falling-apart box together too.
Jubblies is banned because there's actually a scholarship for making a Prom tux and dress out of duct tape.
VSMIT is banned because if not performed correctly, said tux will be very painful to remove.
Slowtini is banned for giving me a wonderful mental image and a good laugh. Hehehe.
Jubblies is banned because I like annoying him. >:3
VSMIT is banned because we all know that he deep down has a crush on Jai-Jai.
Mowser is banned for... you know what, never mind. I'll just watch.
Jubblies is banned for not having the guts to join in.
VSMIT is banned because I want to see you explain why you don't have a crush on me. We're waiting, V-V...
Jubblies is banned because I'm a guy, and because I don't have to justify myself to you people.
VSMIT is banned for bottling up his feelings.
Cog is banned because it's been something I've done for years, and I've grown quite good at it. :boogie
VSMIT is banned because he should be true to himself and his feelings. I may not be able to return his affections, but I still appreciate him as a fellow poster and as a friend.
Wow, this is sounding like some kind of self-help course.
It's like you're trying to get me to come to terms with being something I'm not.
VSMIT is now banned for not having a crush on Jai-Jai. C'mon.. we don't call him Jublies for nothing.
Mowser is banned for misspelling "Jubblies."
And incidentally, I'm not Abel... make of that what you will.
Goggles is banned because if you WERE Abel, the universe would collapse in on itself.
Slowtini is banned because if I was Abel, I'd have too much fun.
Jairus is banned because he is having too much fun! With this! And, I suspect, just for fluffing out his post count while at it! Argh!
Stygian is banned because posts in the Arena don't count. Which is a good thing, since I'd have more posts than you. Unless we counted the posts you've made in the arena... you'd have about half again as many posts as me. Something like that.
Jairus is banned because if the arena counted, a lot of peoples post counts would be OVER 9000!
shadowterm is banned for referencing Vegeta.
VSMIT is banned because, well, I'm the only person with more than 9000 posts.
If we included the arena, we'd only have three, I think; Tapewolf and e_voyager.
Corny is banned because we now know why we don't count the Arena posts: it clears the field of competition for Corny. Well done, Sir Box. Well done.
Jubblies is banned for calling llearch out. Now we're gonna have another rant...
VSMIT is banned because I was complimenting Corny. Besides, if we included Arena posts, he'd still be the highest poster on the forum.
Jairus is banned because he's right. One day, Boxy... one day someone will beat you...
Black_angel is banned because phrases like that are just asking for the Box to visit his Boxy-vengeance on whosoever says it! Soon, the Mark of the Box shall appear on your hand, the boxplant shall drive you away, and only a silver boxcutter can slay thee! No... wait, that's werewolves isn't it?
Jubblies is banned for thinking I'd be that overt.
I'd just reset your post count to zero.
Corny is not banned, because that's actually a much better and more efficient idea that I had.
Jairus is banned for showing mercy! No mercy, ever
shadowterm is banned because banning is for the weak.
VSMIT is banned by the power of FUNK!
Slowtini is banned because it's the wrong kind of funk.
VSMIT is banned for making me think up the expression "What the FUNK?"
Jer is banned for thinking of that expression.
VSMIT is banned because krunk aint dead.
EDIT: holy crap I killed the thread!
shadowterm is banned because I won't let this thread die! Live, dammit, live!!!!
Jairus is banned for turning the thread into a zombie. DIE ZOMBIE!
shadowterm is banned because this is my BOOMSTICK!!! (I've never seen any of those movies, incidentally)
Jairus is banned because my drama class did that, we also did a Red Vs. Blue episode. So you were banned by awesome.
shadowterm is banned because certain things must be done with style (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ThePose.jpg?t=1218513536).
Jairus is banned for being too proud to beg. (personally i think beggars pizza is pretty good.)
e_voyager is banned for not elaborating on what the human neglected to beg for. EXTERMINATE! (Read that in dalek voice please)
Shadowterm is banned by Tom Baker's scarves.
Black_angel is banned by the Kevorkian Scarf. Around the neck.
(Potentially NSFW) Illwillpress reference! (http://www.illwillpress.com)
Mowser is banned for associating the lovely Tom Baker with the name Kevorkian.
Goggles is banned under violation of the terms of the Jericho Pact.
You know what you did...
Pinktini is banned because I've never heard of the Jericho Pact. Explain to me what I did.
Jubblies is banned for needing explanation.
Hey Boxy, been awhile since I banned you. Or did I ever get to ban you.... hm...
Oh, and you're banned, by the way.
Pagan is banned for being obscurely vague.
Boxy is banned because I'm working on a short story to post in my thread, and I need to take a break.
Jairus is banned because I still haven't posted the two topics for last night, have I... Jeez, I should get to work...
Pagan is banned for falling behind on posting his stuff for his thread. Hop to it man!
Jairus is banned, because genius cannot be rushed. Unless it's very fast.
Cogidubnus is banned because genius can be rushed if you pay extra postage. Now working on short story part 2.
Jairus is banned because he should work faster.
And Cog gets a thanks, even though I certainly do not deserve the title of genius.
Pagan is banned because I am working on it. And because part of the reason I'm a little slower is that I'm afraid you won't like it...
Jairus is banned because I am no one to fear.
Pagan is banned because there is nothing to fear...but fear itself. (I like FDR.)
Black_angel is banned because I actually thought of Scarecrow from Batman Begins when I read that line. It's almost ready it go up, Pagan.
Jairus is banned because I have no clue what to write for my topic tonight. Was what you said a supposed-to-be-not-so-sutble-but-was-actually-subtle hint?
Pagan is banned because he should just do what I do: write about the first thing that pops up in your mind. You'll get something out of it, and then someone else will ask questions and you'll get to expand on what you're trying to say and clarify things somewhat.
I hate to ban you, man, because that was brilliant advise. Thankee.
From knowledge, are you banned.
Eh, you're banned because I'm still coming down off of that short-story high. It felt good to finally write something!
Jairus is banned for spending too much time in making conversations out of threads when he should be writing.
Mowser is banned for not warning JaiJai about his avatar's new...strangeness...
Cogidubnus is banned for drawing attention to other people's deformities, which is terribly impolite.
llearch is banned because it's more impolite to -cause- the deformities.
Cog is banned by my Valenth creature.
VSMIT is banned because it's adorable, and because I'm currently suffering from writer's block and have no idea what to write next.
Jairus is banned because my creature didn't give him Diabeetus.
VSMIT is banned by this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cabbit-photoshopped.jpg). And because I may have an idea for tonight's topic.
Jairus is banned by a 403 error.
VSMIT is banned by a PEBCAK error.
Jairus is banned by my two new eggs.
VSMIT is banned because it looks like you set it up so that they can only be fed a certain food.
Jubblies is banned because it's actually trivial to work around that and feed them junk... ;-]
Corny is banned because to do so would be evil and despicable.
Do it.
Jubblies is banned because I'm changing it back to the standard link, because of your whining.
VSMIT is banned because I wasn't whining, just making an observation.
Jairus is banned in an attempt to prevent J-spam.
Mowsey is banned to prevent M-spam.
VSMIT is banned to prevent virtual smut.
Jairus is banned to prevent real smut.
VSMIT is banned to prevent the showing of naughty bits.
Jairus is banned to bring the rest of the thread something completely different.
Mowser is banned by a man with three buttocks.
Jubblies is banned by an upper class twit.
VSMIT is banned by my shiny new haircut! It's so short and lovely and spikey.
Pagan is banned because I never wanted to be a barber. I always wanted to be a Lumberjack!
Jubblies is banned because I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day.
VSMIT is banned because he cut down trees, he skips and jump, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars!
Jubblies is banned because he isn't a girlie, just like his dear papa.
Corny is banned because I thought he was so rugged!
Jubblies is banned because he isn't.
VSMIT is banned because it's my only line!
Jubblies is banned because he wanted to be a Private Dick.
VSMIT is banned because I'm the senior officer in charge of programming, and I declare that this thread is getting too silly!
Jubblies is banned because he wanted to be a Private Richard, then.
Corny is banned because I have a uncle named Richard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Woodhams), and I do not want to be one. Yes, my cousin has a Wikipedia page: I'm as surprised as you are. I'm going to search for more relatives. Oh, hello Oskar...
Goggles is banned because his uncle's a dick.
Pinktini is banned because we beat him to the punch: we all call him Uncle Dick. He plays a damn good oboe, too.
Goggles is banned because the joke was still valid.
Slowtini is banned for discussing the validity of jokes.
You're all banned for this nitpickery!
You are banned for nitpicking the nitpicking!
JaiJai is banned for attempting to start a chain reaction. Wars have been started over that sort of thing, even when it's very, very small chain reactions...
CoCo is banned because I wasn't trying to start a chain reaction, I was just banning him.
Jairus is banned for old-times sake.
e_voyager is banned because it's nice banning him.
... tell me I'm not the only person bored out of their mind right now?
Jubblies is banned because he is.
VSMUT is banned because I'm going to figure something out to stop from being so freaking bored.
Goggles is banned for spelling "VSMIT" wrong.
Pinktiny is banned because I felt like spelling it wrong.
Jairus is banned for irony by my renting and subsequently getting obsessed with Call of Duty 4. (Pinktiny ha!)
shadowterm is banned for finding a video game that he enjoys and likes... wait, let me try that again.
Jairus is banned because you only ever get one chance to ban in a single post. And going back and editing it won't work.
VSMIT is banned because... um... because of something you did today.
Jairus is banned because his pink dragon has grown up.
VSMIT is banned because I haven't done a single crowe-damned thing today. I feel worthless. Waste of a wednesday. Not even the comics were all that special. <sigh>
Pagan is banned because I share his pain. 9,600 words yesterday, barely 250 today. Oh well. At least I have an idea of what to write when my energy comes back.
Jairus is banned because he's really starting to make me feel insecure. Nearly 10k words? I'm so pathetic.
Pagan is banned because he shouldn't feel pathetic. I just do that sometimes, that's all. And as today proved, it's not like I can write almost 65K words a week. (and hey, at least I didn't post the 17 page short story I wrote a year ago over the course of a saturday, right?)
Jairus is banned because I'm crying inside.
Pagan is banned because I don't think he wants me to post it. It's really old, and it doesn't fit my current mechanics, and it's for an idea for a 13-part series that I put aside that was going to be called "The Last Warlock" series, but I could actually dig it out if the need arose.
Jairus is banned for his misinterpetation. I cried due to his extreme speed in writing and my large and obvious lack of speed.
Pagan is banned because he should relax. Write at your own pace... you don't have to write frantically until your next paper is due or you're facing starvation unless you get your next book finished in the next two weeks. I just write for as long as I feel.
Jairus is banned because....oh.. you know what you went and done.
Mowser is banned because I can't think up any reason to ban him.
But I did have a number of reasons to ban Pagan, so I'll ban Mowser because he stopped me from banning Pagan.
llearch is banned because there is absolutely nothing stopping him from banning Pagan, at any time. However in the context of this, I'd say Jairus is to blame. So you're also banned for punishing me for the sins of another! HA! Double ban!
Mowser is banned for blaming me. What did I do wrong?
Jairus is banned because everything's his fault.
Jairus is banned for asking the wrong question. The question is not what did you do wrong, but what didn't you do wrong... ;-]
VSMIT is banned for interrupting me.
And also because he's wrong, it's actually his fault.
Ah. llearch is banned for clarifying.
VSMIT is banned due to violations of the treaties preventing the proliferation of nuclear weapons.
Mowser is banned due to repeated violations of the Anime Hair Act: all hair must be crazy and insane, the crazier and more insane the better.
Jairus is banned to give llearch another shot at me. Here I am!
Pagan is banned because I've forgotten what I wanted to ban him for, and I don't want to read through the thread again.
llearch is banned because he came up with any number of reasons to ban Pagan, but didn't post them...
VSMIT is banned because I shouldn't be online, I should be packing for my visit to my parents.
Jairus is banned for once again procrastinating.
Mowser is banned because I'm not procrastinating, I'm just putting it off until the last minute.
Jairus is banned because he hasn't given us a reason for visiting home every weekend.
VSMIT is banned because it's a combination of two things. For one, I work at the automotive auction that my mom runs every other weekend. For two, family affairs and events require me to be there. This week, it's a mini family reunion dinner in Santa Cruz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Cruz,_California) with some relatives we haven't seen in a while. I hope that explains it.
Jairus is banned for giving a reasonable explanation.
VSMIT is banned because I have to be reasonable about some things. Not a lot of things, mind you.
Jairus is banned because I certianly do not envy him. A job is wonderful, but working with family? Gah, couldn't do it.
Pagan is banned because the immediate family and my mom's parents are cool. It's the rest of the family that are a little weird... like the other grandpa who I don't think owns an actual pair of shoes and wouldn't wear a suit even if he won a Nobel Prize.
Jubblies is banned because I haven't banned him for a while.
Corny is banned because it's nice to ban you too.
Jairus is banned for kicks and giggles.
Black_angel's banned for her underscore.
Pagan is banned for gits and shiggles (it's the expression I use). And because Roland is up next...
JaiJai is banned for saying lysdexic things.
Cog is banned because reading too quickly and having a pervy mind leads to interesting places...
Pagan is banned because I can make a perverted joke out of that.
Black_angel is banned because that's what he said!
Jairus is banned because it wasn't funny the first time, let along the five hundred thousandth time I've heard that particular phrase.
Cogidubnus is banned because that was the one time I was going to use it anyway. And because this (http://xkcd.com/436/) is the only good version of that line I've ever seen. Well, YGO:TAS did it right, but I'm not finding the link to that episode.
Jairus is banned for telling an old man to shut up. Where are your manners?
Cogidubnus is banned because my little brother is going through Japanese puberty.
Jairus is banned and needs to buy me a pet rabbit.
Cogidubnus is banned because I tried to get him a rabbit but whoops, must've been the wrong hat.
Black_angel is banned because somehow this is your fault! If I wasn't so busy buying you a scorpion, this never would have happened!
Jairus is banned. I am highly confused. And it's from you and Cog. I know it is.
Pagan is banned because nuts to your confusion! >:[
Cogidubnus is banned because I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea, and I'm all out of tea.