The ban game, v08

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is now gone
Future bannination may
inflate his jubblies.

[Jairus]

Okay, that was weird.
Boxy is banned for creeping
Me out. I did laugh.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned now.
He was banned quite harshly no?
One more banhammered post.

[Jairus]

You are now banned
Mowser, so get thee henceforth
From this place. Go on.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is teh banned
Get the heck outta dodge, nub
Right now, Go on, Git!
Goggles has no idea, that
Haiku is Five, Seven, Five.

[Jairus]

Slowtiny, get out!
Your banning is now! Begone
Before I get mad!

[Slowtini]

Oh shut up you twit.
You are now teh banzored, lawl.
Nub-fu owned your ass.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned for minor swearing and name calling.  *Banahmmer!*


...

What's this?  Banhammer has evolved into Banstaff!  You can now ban with lightning fast speed and greater accuracy!

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because he needs to test the Banstaff on someone.

I'll keep my normal Banhammer though: even if it doesn't evolve, it learns new attacks at a lower level of experience.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned. Best way to start off the morning, banning is.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I prefer coffee, and it's four in the afternoon where you are, so it's far from "morning."

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned. I just woke up. It's "morning" to me.

[Jairus]

...

Pagan, you're banned for your own good. You need to get back on a more regular sleep schedule... you should be on UTC-5, not UTC+10... I think. You're practically in Sydney!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I, too, tend to wake up at 2 or 3 PM nowadays.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because the latest I can remember waking up is like nine or ten. "Sleeping in" for me is eight.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because now you can really understand why I consider you such an early riser. And why it's so odd.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because he didn't make it clear whether I or you were odd.

[Mao]

Jairus has been banned in the back of the head.  *Banstaff!  Extend!*

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because I used the Devolution Spray on his Banstaff to revert it back to a Banhammer.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned by my newly evolved Bansword that has become the Genesic Bansword.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen has been banned by my Goldion Banhammer.

...

What's this?

Goldion Banhammer has evolved to Hell and Heaven Banhammer!

[Ren Gaulen]

Mick! Disk T - set on!
*"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*
You got the touch!..
You got the power!..
YEAH!

Hell and Heaven!

Powered by "The Touch", my Hell and Heaven attack attains the destructive power of the Goldion Banammer, so I don't need to use it!

Gemu, Giru, Gan, Gou, Gufou..
VITAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!
Jairus, BECOME BANNED!!!

[Jairus]

The winds of the king! Zenshin! Keiretsu! Tempa Kyoran! Ren! The east is banning red!

[Ren Gaulen]

You did it incorrectly (you forgot the line about the School of the Undefeated). Now it is my turn

The School of the Undefeated of the North!
The winds of the Tzar!
Hius!
Sarma!
Shelonik!
Barguzin!
Look! The North is banning white!

[Jairus]

These hands of ours are burning red!
Their loud cry tells us –
– to grasp happiness!
Erupting Burning Finger!
Seki–
–ha
Ban-Ban
Tenkyoken!!!

[Ren Gaulen]

..Their loud cry tells us –

..Us?.. Who are these "us"? Jairus is banned for puzzling me.

[Pagan]

Ren is banned to stop this before it spreads.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned for getting in the way of my explanation. Got it?

Now then, Gaulen, as you know the Erupting Burning Sekiha Ban-Ban Tenkyoken only works if you have two people, so I called up the Doctor in his TARDIS. Together we were able to perform the ultimate final secret technique.

...

What? Stop looking at me like that.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I am not looking at him in a funny way. I'm too busy rolling on the floor laughing (I'm typing with my psychic powers).

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I was originally thinking of contacting my extra-dimensional twin Jyrras to assist me, but I realized that he was probably working on his new mecha-gryphon. Plus, the Doctor can go anywhere in time and space, so whatever he was dealing with he could go right back to afterwards.