The ban game, v08

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because I'm going to ruin all the good plot twists! 

Snape kills D-! *the scene changes abruptly before Cog can ruin all the good plot twists*

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because this episode is a parody of the "Saw" franchise.

"Hey Yugi, can I be in this episode *gets sawed in half by the dark energy disks that can't actually hurt you* OH BUGGERATION!!"

[Ren Gaulen]

..Chaos.. Chaos compels me.. I.. must.. BAN!!

Jairus is banned and his life is claimed in the name of Khorne. Blood for the blood god!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because darkness is the heart's true essence!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because, really, he's posting far too much.

You may want to slow down a bit, Jay.

[Mao]

Llearch is banned because dude's made of cardboard.  That's crazy.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because he's a mouse. That's crazy too.

And Boxy is banned because I only post so much because I'm having fun (and at least it's not terrible spam). And because I secretly want to catch up to you, at which point I shall only post whenever you post, my Boxy one...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for thinking he can catch up with me.

I can always delete his posts... ;-]

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned for threatening to use the Power. Not that anyone of us can stop him..

[Mao]

Ren is banned for not reveling in the abuse of power.  That stuff is funny.  Srsly.

[VSMIT]

Mowser has been proven guilty of conspiracy and intent to commit abuse of power.  His sentence is eternal bannination.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I still want some dragon sushi.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because he can have dragon sushi, just not made of my dragons.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned for, apparently, wanting me to make sushi from Mowser's and Jay's dragons.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because that's exactly what I want him to do.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned to the deepest depths of the 9th level of Hell!  Get cozy and bring a fan, it's hot down there supposedly.

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because I can't be banned to the deepest depths of Hell, because I haven't betrayed anyone.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned because the mind can make a heav'n of hell, and a hell of heav'n.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because the mind may have some crazy powers, but they cannot compare to the power of the Overmind.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because he needs to spawn more overlords.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned because he requires more minerals to spawn more overlords.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cogidubnus is banned because the Overlords were removed by the Lensmen.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned for starting another Lensman Arms Race.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for condoning an arms race.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I have had enough of these *censored* arms races in this *censored* thread!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned with anachronistic weaponry, then.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned by a wave of peace and tranquility.  No weapons here... well.. my Banhammer aside.

[Ren Gaulen]

AND MY SWORD!

Mowser is banned by my bad Aragorn parody.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned now
His tranquility is naff
And his peace now gone.

Ren Gaulen is banned for blinking.

[Jairus]

The Boxy is banned
For the lovely haiku.
To bad it was late.