The ban game, v08

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me is banned because My willpower is so great, I could cause you to cease to exist in an eyeblink.

I just don't want to.

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because my charisma is so high, I can make you want to give me all your money and then run away.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I have so many ranks in Intimidation skill that I can give orders to a dragon and it will obey me.

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned because I have maxed out my charisma stat.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I have Iron Will feat.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because he used intelligence as his dump stat.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned because Ren at least put points in Int.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because even though I don't have a focus, I have nice rounded out stats... with a feat in Stunning Charisma that allows me to hypnotize any mere mortal who so much as sees my heroic smile. Unfortunately, it doesn't work on Badass Swordsmen, but for that I have free weapons.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus' banned cause I used strength as my dump stat, who needs to be strong when you're fast and very persausive?

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I HACKED THE VERY FABRIC OF EXISTENCE TO GAIN INFINITE POWER! 

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for hacking reality to obtain nigh-unlimited power. Ren, it's time to pull out the Genesis GaoGaiGar and God Gundam again: we need the truly unlimited power that courage can offer to take reality back from the despotic pokémon freak of science. Which one do you want to pilot for the team-up maneuver?

[Ren Gaulen]

Maybe we should try DaiZangar and Aussenseiter from "Super Robot Wars" for this manoeuvre instead? Imadine: a samurai-styled robot wielding a gigantic black sword and riding a mecha horse into battle! Also, be banned while you are thinking it over (if you don't like the idea, I'll take the GaoGaiGar).

[Jairus]

Okay, you're banned unless you can get the following things: An extra person to handle GaoGaiGar/DaiZangar and a horse (Fuun Saiki would be preferably) to pilot Aussensieter. We are going to do a three way ban between Genesic GaoGaiGar, DaiZangar, and God Gundam.

We shall call it the "Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!"

Holy shit, I think we just broke the awesome scale.

[Ren Gaulen]

Holy Borg, I need to save it for the future generations. Meanwhile, you are banned for breaking the awesome scale.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because the Borg are ANYTHING but holy.

[Pagan]

Slowtini is banned. Crowe isn't exactly holy either, but it's what I call him.

[Slowtini]

Pagan is banned to the depths of hell, with NO ROPE LADDER BACK TO GLORY.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I am going to open PILLS and nobody will stop me.

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned cause I stopped him.

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me is banned FOR GLORY, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!

[Jer-oh-me]

Slowtini is banned cause he's a pokemon and therefore Japanese.

[Pagan]

Jer-oh-me is banned 'cause I've got a new sig. Newer, at least.

[Jer-oh-me]

Pagan's banned for plugging his sig, even if it doesn't have a link.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jer-Oh-Me is banned because my sig has a link. Check it and open PILLS - if you dare..

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned cause he could be banned for real for that.

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me is banned by JC Denton.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is gonna be banned alright.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned in the name of the unholy emperor!

No, I won't tell you his name.

[Ren Gaulen]

Please, tell Ren. On the second thought, forget it. Just be banned in the name of the immortal Empress.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because he has no proof that his Empress is actually immortal.