Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Angel]

Granted, but it gives you cancer now.

I wish I could clean my room neatly using telekinesis.

[Rakala]

Granted. Afterwards you question why you have telekinesis, once you realize that you have it your head explodes messing up your nice clean room.

I wish I could pee around corners.

[Lysander]

Granted. It goes around all the corners of whatever object to land on you.

I wish for the next person to post to giggle slightly.   

[Mao]

Granted.  I giggle slightly at your rather gruesome demise.

I wish for great justice!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's not given to you, though.


I wish I'd remembered to post in MGM.

[Lysander]

Granted, but you are at a complete loss as for what to type.

I wish to to dance with all my might.   

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. You dance until you DIE! D:

I wish I wasn't at a loss for what to type in most of the RP threads (that or not apathetic anymore )

[Angel]

Granted, but your inspiration was a bottle of Captain Morgan, so even you don't understand what you typed.

I wish I was a better guitar player.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You are one iota of guitar skill better. Nobody notices the difference.


I wish people would stop calling me "Corgi"

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Now they all call you Corga instead.


I wish my wife was here.

[Slowtini]

Granted. She doesn't post, EVER, and STILL wants you to do the dishes.

I wish that I could have one billion dollars, Tax-Free.

[Angel]

Granted, but what's this mark on the paper the bills are wrapped in? And are those sirens outside your door?

I wish technology aged just a liiiiittle bit slower.

[Mao]

Granted, but to balance it out, you now age faster.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Lysander]

Granted. Your intelligence is degraded to a point that you no longer have the capacity to be bored, along with many other things.

I wish for a mystery.   

[Angel]

Granted - OOP!! The Scooby gang beat you to it! Sorry.

I wish Twilight was cooler.

[Dagardo]

Granted, you go blind and can't see it's coolness.

I wish I had more self restraint.

[Slowtini]

Granted.
You are now tied to a chair.

I wish to know, is it really All that, AND a bag of chips?

[Rakala]

Granted. It is not.

I wish I cold shapeshift.

[Slowtini]

Granted, but only once.

I wish I had a container of delicious, delicious, banana peppers.

[Zedd]

Granted, Sadly they was too hot and they was rotten from the inside and you died from a flame and fungus filled mouth

I wish I could have the antidote to the poison I gave you...I was just kidding with the poison and all 

[Slowtini]

Granted, but it's empty, cause I took the antidote.
Jerk.

I wish I could have INFINITY WISHES.

[Rakala]

Granted. Without thinking and in an embarassing situation you wish you were dead and it becomes so.

I wish I was the god.... of STATIC CLING!

[Lysander]

Granted, but while trying your new abilities you accidentally create static so powerful all objects in the world are drawn to you, suffocating you.

I wish to make a paper airplane fly forever.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, now it's passing Saturn and going steady to another galaxy!

I wish I could dance like Justin Timberlake!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now Justin Timberlake dances like you.

I wish I was wittier.

[Lysander]

Granted, but now whatever you say goes way above anyone's head due to your wit being far too strong.

I wish to flee the scene.   

[Angel]

Granted, but they got your license plate number.

I wish I had more self-control.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, you just can't control anyone else.


I wish I hadn't been at work all day today.

[Slowtini]

Granted.
You were at work all night last night.

I wish I had a delicious brownie, with chocolate chips embedded in it.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. They were made by Mab

I wish upon a star junkyard.