Throw a random object at the next poster

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Title says it all.

Remember, no double posting, no inappropriate posts, ect ect and all that stuff.

It starts off with a person throwing an object that can be pretty much anything at all. As long as it's not another user, it should be okay.

The person who posts next says what they did with the item, if they get seriously hurt, if they ate it, anything goes. Then afterwards, they toss another object to the next poster. I would like it to be a different object. Using the same ones over and over might become boring. Also don't backtrack and throw to the previous poster.

The rules actually should be self explainatory.

I'll start off. *Throws a poke ball at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Gets hit on the arm by said pokeball*

"Ow."

*Tosses the whole thread at the next poster.*

[Slowtini]

*gets buried under a fast accumulating mound of senseless nonsense*

";o;"

"Throws an apple at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*catches and eats the apple*

"Yum."

*throws a book at the next poster*

[Eibborn]

*Gets hit in the back of the head with it. Clunk!*

Erk--! HEY! That hurt! Jerk.


*Hurls a non-functional pocket watch at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*picks up broken watch from where it landed, and resolves to fix it someday*

"Hey, this could be a great costume piece."

*throws a plush kangaroo rat at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

catches a Moria Gianina plush.  "three more and i'll have the total evil lawyer set."

throws an RJ muffin at the next poster

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches it*

Er... oh, dear. *BOOOM*

*throws a small pile of radioactive dust that he has become at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*catches dust, then realizes what it is. Twenty years later, I die of cancer*

"Oh, darnit."

*throws a bottle of nitroglycerine at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah, thankyou. *takes a tablet for his angina*

*throws two cats at the next poster*

[Ryudo Lee]

Ack, flying cats!  *Distracts the cats with catnip*

*Throws a mow at the next poster*

[Mao]

*avoids being consumed by a flying mow*

*Throws a mouse trap at the next poster.*

[VSMIT]

*Counters the mousetrap by throwing a mouse into it.*

*Tosses The Hulk at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*Dodges and watches as The Hulk goes skidding down the street and face-first into a building*

*winces and says* "Ouch."

*throws Jyrras at next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Catches Jyrras and tosses him to a group of fangirls.*

*Tosses Ren's evil smiting sword at the next poster.  Pointy end first.*

[Mao]

*gets a sword through his tail*

*squeeks in pain, while flailing his arms, launching a volley of rocks at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*rocks fall everyone dies*

I walk in and say "shoot."

*throws Deebs at next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Catches Deebs*

Haha!  Bubble gum.

*Tosses Jyrras's newer "child" at the next poster.*

[e_voyager]

too big crushing me!.

explodes and a spare body beams in with a crate of screws held above his head

tosses a create of screws at the next poster.

[VSMIT]

*Crate nearly hits me.*

*Throws a Ran at the next poster.*

[e_voyager]

run he has a ran cannon! oh wait it's just ran but run still.

throws  a robo ride armor at the next poster.

[Jairus]

*runs over to the robo ride armor and climbs in*

"MWAHUAHUAHA!!!!!"

*underhand tosses a bottle of champagne to the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Gets concussed by the bottle.*

Ohnowyou'vedunnit[/concussed]

*Throws the robo ride armor with Jairus still inside.*

[Mao]

*Freaks out and ducks under the armor causing it to fall into a pit behind him*

Haha!  Pits!  The downfall of many a mecha!

*throws a volley of darts at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*goes total Domon Kasshu and catches every single one of them in one hand*

"I am the King of Hearts!"

*uses awesome kung-fu skills to throw each one at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

takes 8% damages.

throws a thunder wave at the next poster out of calculated anger.

[Mao]

*gets his fur mussed from the thunder*

That is a sin...that I CAN NEVER FORGIVE!

*throws mud filled with pointy objects at the next poster*

[King Of Hearts]

uses a f;ame thrower to solidify the mud into earth and skew the velocity of the projectile, now aimed at the next poster.

[Jairus]

*gets hit by a dirt cloud*

"Oh, that's really mature, guys! When was the last time we did that, third grade?"

*passes the buck*

[e_voyager]

a buck? i deal in screws not bucks.

throws a energy cell at the next poster