Throw a random object at the next poster

[Pagan]

*Catches, then drops.*

Eugh, oranges.

*Swings a flashlight, without batteries, to next poster.*

[Jairus]

*catches flashlight, inserts batteries, and then makes spooky face with it*

"BOO!"

*throws clean underwear at next poster*

[e_voyager]

i were my man ties on the out side not that it mattes since they are made of titanium are part of my body.

throws a confusion cream pie at the next poster.

[GabrielsThoughts]

   great tastes it,yourself it make you did yum

(Shakes head to clear confusion)

*throws next poster at marsmallow....er throws marsmallow at the next poster. 

[VSMIT]

*Lands on marshmallow*/*Marshmallow lands on me*

Ooh.  Comfy./"What was that?"

*Throws the StayPuft Marshmallow Man at the next poster.*

[e_voyager]

escapes by calling the ghost busters.

throws the phone bill at he next poster. ( interdimensional chargers can be scary. )

[Pagan]

*Burns the paper before it lands*

I didn't see it first, so I'm not paying.

*Drops a Cliff onto the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*looks up*

"Oh, bugg-"
*squash*

...

*does nothing*

...

*random rock rolls down the side of the cliff and rolls to a stop next to the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*carves the rock into The Thinker*

Ooo, pretty. But needs a pizza to stare at.


Speaking of which... *slings a pizza to TNP*

[Mao]

*Catches the pizza with his face*

Missed it by that much!

*throws a shoe at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*gets smacked in the head by a shoe*

"Cor! That really hurt! Who throws a shoe?"

*throws a foam box at the next poster*

[Angel]

(foam box lands on her head)

Sweet. I can be the Smosh Box Man now! Or just have a nice new portable cooler...

(throws a hardcover edition of The Odyssey at the next poster)

[Mao]

*Catches the book*

Hey now!  You'll damage the spine tossing it around like that!

*whips an eraser at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*gets smacked by chalkboard eraser and remembers that my high school didn't have chalkboards*

"Aw, man. Even the bullies at school never did that to me. I'm hurt."

*throws a copy of Macbeth at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Dodges that piece of bad luck.*

*Throws a copy of The Importance of Being Earnest at the next poster.*

[Angel]

(sitting on the couch watching Death Note when the book hits her in the back)

OWWW! What the he- Ooh, Oscar Wilde! (picks up the book and reads it, tossing the Death Note case at the next poster)

[Jairus]

*has heard of Death Note, and carefully disposes of the horrid book*

*throws the Necrotelicomnicon at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*makes a quick phone call*


*heaves a small jar of putty at TNP*

[Mao]

*steps to the side only to wind up with putty all over his shoes*

*lobs an imitation Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*dodges grenade, thinking it's the real thing; spends the next minute waiting for it to go off; gets up and sheepishly looks around*

"Well, that was lucky."

*throws the Grail-shaped beacon from Castle Anthrax at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

tries to avoid it but fails. oh bugger not i need to go on some quest or another.

throws a 1up helmet at the nest poster

[Angel]

(catches the helmet and puts it on)

Awesome! Maybe now I'll actually make it past the bosses in less than five tries!

(throws a chandelier at the next poster)

[King Of Hearts]

*sidesteps the chandelier*

I knew that Phantom would be trouble in this Opera...


*throws a fight against the next poster*

I could've been a contender! I could've been somebody!

[e_voyager]

turns the fight into a war

throws and olive branch at the next poster

[gh0st]

hits me in the head so i take it as a threat* "well now i guess it's time to beam you with my skeleton laser"" HAHA"

throws a tripod from c&c t-wars at the next poster

[Mao]

*burrows a hole and gets far far away from the tripod*

*throws a porcelain coffee cup at the next poster*

[gh0st]

catches it and pours a nice cup of joe*

throughs the coffee pot at the next poster

[Angel]

(gets clonked in the head and the coffee spills on her) Guuhhhhhh! The coffee was already cold, man! Grateful that I'm not burned, but cold coffee's GROSS!

(wipes herself off with a moist towelette, and throws a Stella Award at the next poster)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches the stella, and drinks it*

Ah, a nice bottle of Stella Artois, otherwise known as "Wife-Beater" - my wife's favourite tipple.


*pours a glass for TNP*

[Jairus]

*quietly pours out the glass into the nearest bush, given that I can't stand alcohol*

"Hm, a good full flavor" he says not knowing what the heck he's talking about.

*tosses the empty glass to the next poster*