Throw a random object at the next poster

[techmaster-glitch]

*grabs energy cell, plugs it into power pack*

*launches a Wraith Plasma Mortar at next poster*

[Jairus]

*dodges, runs like heck away from the Wraith*

"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WEAPONS!?!?!!"

*throws a little plastic box of raspberries at the next poster*

[Nikki]

OH SHI~ *ducks too late* @~@

*throws a plasma grenade at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Plasma grenade sticks to face.*

SHI-*BOOM!!!!*

*Throws a frag grenade at the next poster.*

[Nikki]

HAHAH` oh cr-

*BLAM* X.X

*throws a filled diaper at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*succeeds in dodging the offending missile, but you hit the next poster*

"Whew, sucks to be that person!"

*throws a kiss* (I want to see how you react... )

[Nikki]

0_0 ew.

DDDD8 OMG A KISS!!! *runrunrunrunrun* GROSSSSS!!!!

*throws a cow at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*looks up*

"Oh crap."
"Mrooooooo!!!" *kersplat on poor Patsy*

*throws a giant wooden rabbit at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Dodges by getting into a large wooden badger.*

*Throws Torquemada at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*manages to Torquemada going through with the Spanish Inquisition as originally planned, thus leading to an impressive song and dance number* (yes, I used the pun from History of the World Part 1. Yes, I have no shame.)

*Throws the Piss Boy at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Dodges using Count DeMonet(DeMoney?)*

*Throw's Caesar's scepter at the next poster*

[techmaster-glitch]

*Ceaser's scepter bonks head*

...That's not a bludgeon...

*pulls out Gravity Hammer*

THIS is a bludgeon!

*hurls Gravity Hammer at next poster*

[Jairus]

*Performs Hammer Connect with Goldymarg*

"Hammer Hell and Heaven!"

*Throws the Goldion Crusher at the next poster*

[Pagan]

*To avoid the giant mech, hides in bomb shelter*

I'm safe, but now i'm kinda stuck... great.

*Throws an empty soda can at next poster*

[Jairus]

*catches soda can, crushes it, and throws it into a recycle bin*

"Every little bit helps."

*throws full bottle of Diet Coke at next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches, adds mentos*


Wheeeeeee.

*hurls a small fruit-eating bat at the next poster*

[Pagan]

*tosses fruit to distract fruit-bat.*

Hoo-ah!

*throws serrated laminated cards at next poster*

[Jairus]

*doesn't bother to dodge them, since when thrown at human speeds they have neither the mass nor velocity to draw blood, let alone kill.*

"I basically learned that from Mythbusters."

*throws an old crash-test dummy at the next poster.*

[Mao]

*jumps up onto the still falling crash test dummy and launches off of it until his appearance is obscured by the sun behind him*

Feel my sweet toothed wrath!

*launches several handfuls of hard candy (including Werthers!) at the next poster*

[Ryudo Lee]

*Catches said candy in a large plastic bag*
Well, my chance of getting the diabetus just shot up. *Munch munch*

*Tosses a holy hand grenade at the next poster*

[Angel]

(glances back) Oh crap. (puts down a killer bunny and runs like hell, avoiding the explosion) Phew.

(jump-shots an anime convention at the next poster)

[Mao]

*attempts to escape the con, but is overwhelmed by the smell of unwashed con-goers*

*Throws a rope at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Grabs the rope and pulls Mowser out of there.*

*Throws a mouse at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*the mouse misses, given that it is fairly unaerodynamic and lacks the knowledge on how to control its body during flight*

"Hm, now if only we could solve the problem of Rodent aviation..."

*throws Harold the Flying Sheep at the next poster*

[Mao]

*has a flashback to Worms: Armageddon and runs from the flying sheep*

You'll pay for that!

*Throws a giant golden donkey*

[LionHeart]

*leaps onto the donkey, and goes for a ride* Yee-haahhh!

*tosses a custard pie at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*gets a custard pie in the face*

"It's your laugh mate, not mine!"

*throws the Silly Sergeant from Monty Python at the next poster*

[Pagan]

*The Sarge's boot connects with the back of his skull.*

Why all the people throwing, huh?

*Tosses three daggers of varying length at next poster.*

[Jairus]

*is pinned against the wall by one dagger to each arm and one dagger about an inch below a very bad place to attack*

"Whew! I thought this only happened in comedies!"

*throws the Millennium Puzzle to the next poster*

[LionHeart]

*catches the Millennium Puzzle* Okay, I'm puzzled. I have no idea what this is...

*tosses an orange at the next poster* For the vitamin C!