Count As High As You Can...Before "The Man" Stops You. [02]

[yakanaj]

Maybe I can afford it in 22 years then.

[Jairus]

Yeah, but maybe they'll have a special: twenty episodes for the price of three!

[yakanaj]

that would be 2 perfect 4 me.

[Jairus]

Okay, how about twenty for five? They could call it a "4 4 1 deal!" (Ooh, multipun!)

[yakanaj]

26 years in prison for that one.

[Jairus]

My lawyer is Moira Den Gianna, and she's two good for that: she'll be seven me from such a harsh punishment, and I'll just get community service.

[yakanaj]

two eight too many things.

[Jairus]

Wow, it's been 29 years since photos from Voyager I revealed the existence of Jupiter's rings.

[yakanaj]

I'll be 30 years old in six years.

[Jairus]

I'll be 31 in eleven years.

[yakanaj]

you are 32 years too early to beat me at this game! Bwhahaha!

[Jairus]

Yes, but in 33 years I'll still be younger than you, ma'am.

[yakanaj]

in 34 years Jairus will be old.

[VSMIT]

In 35 years, so will you.

[Jairus]

Heck, in 36 years, we'll all be old!

[yakanaj]

in 37 years I'll be 17 again.

[VSMIT]

So in 38 years you'll be 18?  How does that work?

[yakanaj]

the same way that in 39 years I'll be 19.

[Jairus]

Three years ago, my dad was forty.

[yakanaj]

20 years ago, my dad was 41.

[Jairus]

The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

[yakanaj]

43. We're getting close to one of my sizes. Which one do you think it is?

[Jairus]

44?

[yakanaj]

45. You don't know much about a girls sizes do you?

[Jairus]

It's been about 46 months since my last date, yes.

[yakanaj]

you're really 47 and just pretending to be twenty aren't you?

[Jairus]

48 months ago I was only eighteen.

[yakanaj]

49 months ago, I was still alive.   

[Jairus]

Fifty years ago, I wasn't born yet.

[yakanaj]

51 years ago, my mom was a baby.