Count As High As You Can...Before "The Man" Stops You. [02]

[yakanaj]

9 times. You reply almost as fast as I do.

[Aisha deCabre]

Ten, and I hath been ninja'd.  Nicely played.

[yakanaj]

11 bottles of (root) beer on the wall...Hic... (passes out and falls to the floor).

[Jairus]

Ah man, that's the twelfth time this month!

[yakanaj]

it ahppens to me about 13 times a week! HIC!

[Aisha deCabre]

Sounds more like 14. x3

[yakanaj]

ok, it's really 15 times, but I try to make it sound better.

[Jairus]

The one thing that is so frightening is that tomorrow will be the sixth of July. Sheesh, 15 times in six days?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm no longer seventeen.

I haven't been for years...

[yakanaj]

I do tell the truth ONEce in a while.

[Jairus]

See, I wasn't going to start this up again! Hah!

Oh, and 2. Nothing clever or witty here.

[yakanaj]

I like kitties.

oh, ya. 3

[Aisha deCabre]

Fo'.

[Jairus]

Fünf.

[yakanaj]

roku

[Jairus]

Avatar Siete.

[yakanaj]

hachi

[Jairus]

 

Kyuute!

[yakanaj]

10 points for Jairus

[Jairus]

11 rounds of root beer for everyone! *waits for yakanaj to get drunk again*

[Aisha deCabre]

12 points for someone who gets me a Dr. Pepper instead x3

[yakanaj]

Give me 13 minutes.

[Jairus]

Interestingly, some buildings skip the number 13 on their floor numbers and go straight from 12 to 14. Silly superstitious people.

[Aisha deCabre]

"People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're REALLY on!  Jump out the window, you'll die EARLIER!"

15 points for the late Mitch Hedburg for that line. x3

[yakanaj]

16 minutes of guest coming into the hotel and not letting me play on the forum

[Jairus]

While you guys are here making bad number puns, I've been out seven some teens money on their car insurance by switching to Geico!

Jim Henson firmly believed that any pun bad enough to be used once was bad enough to be used again and again. See his many repeated use of the old Kipling/kippled joke in the dance segments of The Muppet Show.

[yakanaj]

I was so sad when the muppets were cancelled. I haven't seen that show since I was 18

[Jairus]

I was 19 when I watched my first full episode of The Muppet Show. Now I have the first three seasons on DVD.

To be fair, I didn't know anything about Monty Python until I hit about 14 or so. Ni.

[yakanaj]

I'm hopihat I can get the DVDs sometime. might not happen for 20 years though.

[Jairus]

Yeah, well in about twenty one years they'll release the Kermit the Frog 75th Anniversary Collection: finally, for the first time since the Muppets were born, you can get all of their wacky adventures in one massive box-set for only $999.99.