Ask the All Purpose Fox

[Zedd]

Well saying I am a pest really hurts me...I'm seriously sensitive..

[KarlOmega1]

Why wasn't my previous question answered...or was Azzie's howling an answer?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It was to me. Why shouldn't it be to you? :-)


Why is dog's howling a peril?


Should we be concerned about it?

[Roureem Egas]

No Gabs...I get enough mental pain from the headmisstress...

Then stop breaking the rules! It shouldn't be so hard. Since virtual punishment doesn't seem to work, next time you'll be reported.

Reported to whom?

That's classified. <.< >.> (I'm expecting another reference as a human shield sometime soon because of this.)

Reported to whom?

... and how?

See above answer.

1.Is there a way I can get adobe photoshop from home and without netpayments?

2. Does anyone else noticed that somehow it was way simple Jyjy make Deathbringer?

3. When did cubi first show on earth or the planet of the series of DMFA

4. And finaly...How many push ups or situps can Alzan do with his wings tied

Leech off a relative. It's the American way. No wait, doing things half-assed was. Hmm...

I think it's pretty obvious.

Ask Amber. Maybe we'll get another "Questions From The Readers" segment.

Forwarding. Although I expect it to be turned into Pixie Stix.

Translation attempt 1 for Zedd:

1. How can I get Photoshop from home without netpayments?

2. Has anyone noticed that it was way to easy for Jyrras to create Deathbringer?

3. Was Daniel Ti' fiona the first Cubi that appeared in DMFA?

4. I don't really care I'm just being a pest.

(A.N. Of course this is based on translations for e-voyager and in no way accurately translates Zedd's intended questions.)



Can I have a job translating incomprehensable questions?

Ask Shades. Be sure not to wear anything special or expensive.

I am not being a pest...I am just curious

Minus two points!

Is it really fair for people to pick on someone in the APF thread where they can't defend themselves normally?

Possibly not. So keep it out elsewhere, where it might be something to look at.

My intention wasn't to nitpick, but I couldn't understand any of Zedd's questions... except the last one, so I re-worded them so that they could be understood.

Was that wrong?

Only if something significant was lost in translation.

Well saying I am a pest really hurts me...I'm seriously sensitive..

Minus four points!

Why wasn't my previous question answered...or was Azzie's howling an answer?

I'm taking it as such. Too much to look through.

It was to me. Why shouldn't it be to you? :-)


Why is dog's howling a peril?


Should we be concerned about it?

Sleep deprivation is a funny and terrible thing.

Not if you're deaf.

[bill]

Where do you see yourself in five years?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Who is this one, who's favorite son, just by the action has the traction magnets on the run; who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke, and wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke?

[Gabi]

Sorry, Bill and Haz, I'm not answering your questions just yet (someone else may), but I need to say something important to Zedd.

Zedd, you're not the only person in this forum, you know. Everyone else thinks and feels like you do. You don't want to be called a pest? Well, then don't be one! It shouldn't be so hard, just follow the rules. Do... not... make... posts... without... questions... in... this... thread. Get it? Next time you feel the urge to make a post without a question on the APF thread, control it. Just DON'T post it. PM us, or turn it into a question, or post elsewhere, but stop breaking the rules of this thread. Being sensitive does not put you above the rules. If you break them, you'll be treated just like any other rulebreaker. As simple as that.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

May I be set on fire again for breaking the rules? :-)

[Tiger_T]

Where do you see yourself in five years?

In September 2011.

Who is this one, who's favorite son, just by the action has the traction magnets on the run; who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke, and wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke?

A rhymester.

May I be set on fire again for breaking the rules? :-)

I wonder who extinguished you yet again. Oh well.
*gets out the flamethrower and reignites it*

[GabrielsThoughts]

Should you experience flatulance in public which would you concider more courtious?
     (a.)'silent but deadly'
     (b.) 'poot loudly and blame the person next to you'
     (c.)hold the poot in and spontaniusly combust.
     (d.) spout off some unbelievable statistic in the hopes that the he who smelt it dealt it clause would   remain in effect.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

e) strike a match and escape in the conflagration?

[Tiger_T]

Apologize and do what you must .
a or b depends on what you ate.

PS:
You are strange.

[e_voyager]

If it were not for my fantasy would i have a reality?
what becomes of mortal if they lose their dreams?
does Hope trulyblance out  despair  ?

[Gabi]

If it were not for my fantasy would i have a reality?
what becomes of mortal if they lose their dreams?
does Hope trulyblance out  despair  ?

Will e_voyager ever desist from asking the same questions?
Ok, I'll answer one for you, but you missed one chance to learn. It depends on the person.

[e_voyager]

Will e_voyager ever desist from asking the same questions?

have i stumped and APF member?

[Gabi]

No, I'm just trying to teach you something. Go back to the previous place where you posted those questions, see my reply and figure out what it is.

[e_voyager]

okay i'm confused. i satthe answer to the final quest bunt not the quoited. questioners. what am i missing?

sorry i read place as page. i see what you mean still there must be a bare minimums of  states that are true for almost everyone and thats what i was looking for. i have seen so many extremes on either side of the line the my understanding of the middle ground is muddled. i was trying to ask What was true for the normal person.

[bill]

Can we get a translation of that?

[Tiger_T]

Normal lies in the eye of the beholder.
Please use spellcheck - it's what normalos do.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Is that a Beholder we can kill for XP?

What's a spellchecker? :-)

Should I have burned down to ashes by now?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why do so many people misuse the word 'irony'?

[Aridas]

Isn't it ironic that there exists a song about irony that contains no correct examples whatsoever? >.>

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why do I know EXACTLY what song Aridas is talking about?  (Having ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife is not ironic.  Neither is rain on your wedding day.  Neither is winning the lottery and dying the next day.)

I have to get up in 2.5 hours, why am I still up? ¬.¬

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Indeed. Having ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to kill the guy who left ten thousand spoons in your house, and the next day, you realise a spoon would have done anyway - *that's* ironic...


*grin*

Shouldn't I have asked a question, here?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why did I put alt codes in my user name? ¬.¬

[Gabi]

Can we get a translation of that?

I'll try.

"Sorry, I read 'place' as 'page'. I see what you mean; still, there must be a bare minimum of  statements that are true for almost everyone and that's what I was looking for. I have seen so many (extreasins? sorry, no idea what this means.) on either side of the line that my understanding of the middle ground is (muddedle?? muddy, maybe?). I was trying to ask what was true for the normal person."

I didn't get the whole of it, but I'm quite certain that there's no such thing as a normal person. It's just a theoretical concept, not a real living being.

Is that a Beholder we can kill for XP?

What's a spellchecker? :-)

Should I have burned down to ashes by now?

Not unless your life is an RPG.
It can be either a person or a computer program that tells you whether what you've written matches the spelling of actual words. I recommend the former. Of course, you already knew that, you just like being annoying.
Several times already.

Why do so many people misuse the word 'irony'?

Because people hardly come to an agreement on what words mean, and very few ever care to look at a dictionary.

Isn't it ironic that there exists a song about irony that contains no correct examples whatsoever? >.>

If it's the song I'm thinking of, there's some hint of irony in some parts, but yes, it's sort of ironic. Maybe that was the real purpose of the song?

Why do I know EXACTLY what song Aridas is talking about? (Having ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife is not ironic. Neither is rain on your wedding day. Neither is winning the lottery and dying the next day.)

I have to get up in 2.5 hours, why am I still up? ¬.¬

Because you know the song too.
Because you don't know what's good for you.

Indeed. Having ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to kill the guy who left ten thousand spoons in your house, and the next day, you realise a spoon would have done anyway - *that's* ironic...


*grin*

Shouldn't I have asked a question, here?

Yes. Watch out for the edges of the steps on your way down.

Why did I put alt codes in my user name? ¬.¬

You did that yourself. If you don't know why you did it, you have a problem.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What steps?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Should rhetorical questions not be asked in the APF thread?

[Gabi]

What steps?

Those ones. *Kicks llearch down the stairs.* You can't say I'm not nice, I give you just what you want.

Should rhetorical questions not be asked in the APF thread?

It depends on how random an answer you want to get.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

May I have a medic, please?