Ask the All Purpose Fox

[bill]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

are you lost or incomplete?
do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?
can you recognise the reference (hint: it's from a song by coldplay);

...
I think I've been working on my cs homework a bit too long. what do you think?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What would happen if an APF member asked a question in the APF thread?   Would the universe implode?

[KarlOmega1]

What makes Machines like E have emotions? Is it a Emotion chip?

[e_voyager]

if you have you Chance you you change you body to match you internet from and abilities ?
do you remember cubix?
form the transformers line which was better Beast wars ore Beast machines ?.

[Azlan]

Am I allowed to know what my current point level is?

-2258978745652984566256478.25564457118879784635137643

what is a point leveL?
why am i useally last to know?

A level of points

You have a low popularity level, but don't worry, you are still higher then I am. 

does windows hate me? this is the second time in as many months I've ended up with a potentially imposible to fix problem.
hmm...
did I piss it off by insalling linux on my computer?

Windows has a massive inferiority complex, anything functionally superior will definitely raise its ire.  Unfortunately that means everything including the calculator...

Considering that even steel can only be built so high before it falls down, what do you think is the likelihood of part of mankind's future growth being made down instead of up? As in, do you think subterranean living and working complexes are feasible possibilities for giving us more space in the future?

What's the approximate amount of force required to break a pure diamond that's about one dekagram in mass?

I invested in fullerenes.

More then you can manage.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?

C3

are you lost or incomplete?
do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?
can you recognise the reference (hint: it's from a song by coldplay);

...
I think I've been working on my cs homework a bit too long. what do you think?

Foxes should have more important things to do then ask such things.

The red dot on your forehead is not a lasersight.

What would happen if an APF member asked a question in the APF thread?   Would the universe implode?

I don't think so... what do you say?

What makes Machines like E have emotions? Is it a Emotion chip?

Poor system design...

if you have you Chance you you change you body to match you internet from and abilities ?
do you remember cubix?
form the transformers line which was better Beast wars ore Beast machines ?.

Wow, that's a lot of you's... As for what I think the question is, no I would not.  I would really not want to be a fae fox in this reality, no matter how much power he may be attributed with.  Can you imagine how something like that would be received by humans, a race which has demonstrated, quite vigorously, its fear of things different then itself?  Not to mention, having to physically beat off every fox-phile furry on the planet.

Cubix... yes

Not my concern.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

-2,258,978,745,652,984,566,256,478.25564457118879784635137643 ?

Cool! Only another 741,021,254,347,015,433,743,522 points to go to get a free set of steak knives, right?

... or did I count that wrong? :-)

[GabrielsThoughts]

have you discovered the meaning of life yet?

Because I've heard of this town that will tell you the secret at the cost of your sanity.

Should I take them up on their offer?

assuming I did not take thees individuals on their offer, should I charge people to find the location of this society of crazy people?

Is it legal for a widows husband to marry her cousin's boyfriend in maryland?

If E-voyager builds a dog house out of pancakes, what color is the bear that attacks him?

If you enter a room with a match, and you see a newspaper, an oil lamp, and Biggs terrorist plans to blow up Alexi's tavern, which do you light first?

How many goals can you make in baseball?

If Merl killed 12 hungry Dragons and all but five lived to tell the tale how many dragons did Merl fight?

and finally how many pixels of each species are in existance on furcadia?

 

[Zedd]

1. Fred Fredbuger?

2. Why does Johnny Deep wanna keep working with Burton?

3. Why is eggs good for you and yet the same people who say eggs are good for you say its bad??

4. Is it a sin for a person to be so awsome?

5. Why does Dan have a huge head?

6. Can I have Abels phone number?

[Tiger_T]

-2,258,978,745,652,984,566,256,478.25564457118879784635137643 ?

Cool! Only another 741,021,254,347,015,433,743,522 points to go to get a free set of steak knives, right?

... or did I count that wrong? :-)

You oversaw the minus. Sorry.

What would happen if an APF member asked a question in the APF thread?   Would the universe implode?

I don't think so... what do you say?

Nah. There's just one from the AP-team going to answer him/her his/her question.

have you discovered the meaning of life yet?

Because I've heard of this town that will tell you the secret at the cost of your sanity.

Should I take them up on their offer?

assuming I did not take thees individuals on their offer, should I charge people to find the location of this society of crazy people?

Is it legal for a widows husband to marry her cousin's boyfriend in maryland?

If E-voyager builds a dog house out of pancakes, what color is the bear that attacks him?

If you enter a room with a match, and you see a newspaper, an oil lamp, and Biggs terrorist plans to blow up Alexi's tavern, which do you light first?

How many goals can you make in baseball?

If Merl killed 12 hungry Dragons and all but five lived to tell the tale how many dragons did Merl fight?

and finally how many pixels of each species are in existance on furcadia?

Sure. But it's dynamic. So writing it down would result in a wrong answer.
Try to get a freeby trial-version.
If you can get them to pay you.
If it was, you wouldn't bother asking. Ghosts aren't allowed marriage.
Skunk-pie. (spelled wrong - of course.)
I could switch on the light, but since I can see all this, I think it's bright enough already.
Wrong game, dude.
It is annoying that nowadays dragons won't stay dead anymore.
All of them.

1. Fred Fredbuger?

2. Why does Johnny Deep wanna keep working with Burton?

3. Why is eggs good for you and yet the same people who say eggs are good for you say its bad??

4. Is it a sin for a person to be so awsome?

5. Why does Dan have a huge head?

6. Can I have Abels phone number?

No. Mac Burgerhut.
He likes his company.
There's eggs and there's rotten eggs, you know.
Not yet.
To match his headwings.
No.

[Roureem Egas]

I have been ninja'd! Posting anyway.

-2,258,978,745,652,984,566,256,478.25564457118879784635137643 ?

Cool! Only another 741,021,254,347,015,433,743,522 points to go to get a free set of steak knives, right?

... or did I count that wrong? :-)

I'm torn between congradulating you for being able to count that high and throwing something at you for going so far. So have this cupcake.

have you discovered the meaning of life yet?

Because I've heard of this town that will tell you the secret at the cost of your sanity.

Should I take them up on their offer?

assuming I did not take thees individuals on their offer, should I charge people to find the location of this society of crazy people?

Is it legal for a widows husband to marry her cousin's boyfriend in maryland?

If E-voyager builds a dog house out of pancakes, what color is the bear that attacks him?

If you enter a room with a match, and you see a newspaper, an oil lamp, and Biggs terrorist plans to blow up Alexi's tavern, which do you light first?

How many goals can you make in baseball?

If Merl killed 12 hungry Dragons and all but five lived to tell the tale how many dragons did Merl fight?

and finally how many pixels of each species are in existance on furcadia?

Huge 7-11 slushies for my friends.

You have sanity?

I don't expect much on the crazy market front.

If you sneak the judge some milkshakes, the hugest burger in the area with accompanying fries, and some Cuban cigars.

Feel the heat.

The freakin match.

No one makes goals in baseball.

Zero.

Enough for me to create another character in Zaa Waruuldo.

1. Fred Fredbuger?

2. Why does Johnny Deep wanna keep working with Burton?

3. Why is eggs good for you and yet the same people who say eggs are good for you say its bad??

4. Is it a sin for a person to be so awsome?

5. Why does Dan have a huge head?

6. Can I have Abels phone number?

Yes!

For kicks. And backstage action.

Who cares? I'mma still gonna have my scrambled eggs!

Only if you don't keep it to yourself.

It's one of Amber's subtle hints. Keep looking.

I don't think Abel has one. I've tried and got a pizza place instead. Those calzones they have rock!

[KarlOmega1]

What happens if you introduce a Fae to a dark element?

[Zedd]

1. Why does god love me even though he will send me to burning and the termoil and death contuinious..Yet he still loves me

2. Anyone for xtreme bingo?

3. YATTZEE!

4. Why does it matter to be a poke'mon master?

5. Captain Hook did what?

6. If the icecream where in a rainbow...Would it still taste good?

7. Have you ate rainbow bread before?

8. Has anyone seen the village idiot?

9. WHERES YOUR HEAD AT?!

[bill]

Why didn't anyone bother to come up with a decent name for the War of 1812?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Am I a nerd if I've read the Halo books?

[Zedd]

Am I a nerd if I've read the Halo books?

Nopes...I read them too 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

-2,258,978,745,652,984,566,256,478.25564457118879784635137643 ?

Cool! Only another 741,021,254,347,015,433,743,522 points to go to get a free set of steak knives, right?

... or did I count that wrong? :-)

You oversaw the minus. Sorry.

You're right, I did. I meant 741,021,254,347,015,433,743,522 negative points. To reach -3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, of course. Minus about 0.2 points, of course, but who's counting? :-)

I'm torn between congradulating you for being able to count that high and throwing something at you for going so far. So have this cupcake.

Yum!
.... hey, is this one of RJ's cupcakes? You cad!

(actually, I just started from the back, and added the last digit to 10, then all previous digits to 9. Simply arithmetic, no more, no less.)

Why didn't anyone bother to come up with a decent name for the War of 1812?

Because America lost?
Because Canadians have better things to do with their time than name wars that are -so- over, dude?
Because nobody else cares?
Because everyone was more interested in drinking tea?
Because they were waiting to blame Zedd for not asking a question?


*grin*

[e_voyager]

If not for my fantasy would i have a reality?
For what is a mortal if they lose their dreams?
Does Hope truly despair in check ?
Why do I more for some one I've never met?
Are these tears on my hand truly form me?
If this pain were to end would there be anything left of me?

[GabrielsThoughts]

Is a Vaj/muff badger a real creature or just something those crazy english guys came up with while drunk off their ass?

If the Muff badger is a real Creature what exactly is a muff and why would it be in a shoe store? is muff a code word for a rat or something?

Is the movie lady in the water any good, or is it alot of predictable events like in the ring?

Edited for grammar, and memory mistakes mistakes

 

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What kind of butterfly is this?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Who came up with "lisp", and were they being deliberately cruel?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Would you be willing to use this logo I made?  (For what, I don't know, a splash page maybe, but I had the design in my head, and I just had to make it. )

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why do I read that as "Arf!" ?

[Azlan]

awoo?

*murfle*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah. Why didn't I think of that? :-)

[Gabi]

Ah. Why didn't I think of that? :-)

Because it takes a very particular mind to have that kind of thoughts (plus you're not an APF, nor an ARF).



Nice banner, ×HaZ×MaT×! I've changed a little detail to avoid mixups.

[GabrielsThoughts]

What kind of butterfly is this?

That's not a butterfly that's a moth... wait how did I know that.

what is the distance from the center of the earth to the moon?

[bill]

Digipaks, or jewel cases?

[Gabi]

GabrielsThoughts-
Moths and butterfiles are the same in many ways... The distinction isn't clear, some people will call the same insect a butterfly and others will say it's a moth. And you're not supposed to answer questions, you're not an APF.

For that, I'm not going to answer your other question. The answer is not hard to find anyway.

BillBuckner-
It depends on what you want to store.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What about my other questions? :-)