Ask the All Purpose Fox

[bill]

What's the coolest athlete's nickname of all time? ("The Human Rain Delay" FTW)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Is connecting to someone else's unsecure wireless internet connection wrong?

[Tiger_T]

tell me. is it a bad sign for one's mental health when one is amused by the sounds coming from their cd drive?

take your average "x walks into a bar". does the bar cause the joke? or...
<_<
>_>
does the joke cause the bar?

if there are always three feet in a yard, who lost a leg?

for that matter, why are they ignoring the "keep off the grass" sign?

what is the base unit for measuring randomness?

No, you're just boring.
You want to tell a joke. So the joke causes the bar.
Silly. Get used to the metric system and noone will loose legs in your yard again.
What? There's a sign?
A pun. - The bigger the pun, the bigger the random.

tel help Egas i have posted the web site in the next question.
what do you think of this web site

how do  different delivery methods effect the effectiveness of information?

Interesting.
Well, the longer something takes, the more outdated it'll be.

Is "Snape's On A Plane" a good movie?

Is this scary? D:

Which forumite has the cutest avatar?

You might want to note that the picture is just a parody with a pun in it.
Not if you've been on the net for some time. Slightly disturbing to think about anyway.
I. Because RJ rules that much.

Why is Able spotted?

What is fluffy?

A drier lint turned to life?

Why dose Alexsi act so evil to Dan?

If Dan and Alexis have different mothers, then who was Alexsi's mother?

What will Jyrass invent next?

Will Amber answer these questions?

Why is the sky/ocean blue?

Will machines take over the earth like in the movies?

When will the Castlevania game Castlevania Portrait of Ruin come out?

Why am I asking so many questions?

Do you know the answers to all this?



Now I fell dizzy.

He seems to be based on a Cheetah.
A female dog.
No.
Because they're siblings. - They like each other anyway.
Wait and see.
He'll invent a steam-motorised Moon-diverter. - But you won't see it in the comic, because Amber follows other storylines.
Not in this thread.
This has already been answered before. - Go and hunt down your answer.
No. - Worse.
As soon as they finished producing it.
You're bored.
Yup.

has anyone seen blade?

Sure. - Somewhere.

Will Amber answer these questions?

Is Amber an APF? No. So your answer is...?


Sheesh. Newbies. One would think they'd read the rules on the first page, at least...

Erm. Almost forgot a question. Can I get away with that?

Asking a question doesn't allow you to give answers, Llearch.
No. - minus 3 points. You're slowly running out of points.

Sheesh. Newbies. One would think they'd read the rules on the first page, at least...

I don't think you saw the first topic I ever made on this forum. It says something in the title . . .

And I meant if there would be answers in upcoming comics.

And I don't know if the all porpose fox can read the future. Can you?

We don't read the future, we predict it.

What's the coolest athlete's nickname of all time? ("The Human Rain Delay" FTW)

I'm sure there are several pretty cool ones.

Is connecting to someone else's unsecure wireless internet connection wrong?

Yes. - You wouldn't want anyone using your bathroom, just because you left the door open and didn't know about it, would you.

[Gabi]

What's the connection between wireless Internet and a bathroom... other than the fact you can use one inside the other?

[Tiger_T]

Edited it a bit.
Well, the bathroom belongs to you and if someone uses it without your accordance, it's unlawful. (Just my personal opinion about this)

[e_voyager]

are people trying to rob me of what sanity i have left buried in my hoard?
if some one is truly emotionally unstable but mentally passes all of the sanity test and has not committed any crimes (as for as others know) is it justify to call them crazy or lock them up?

do my questions seem to personal to answer?

[Dakata]

You might want to note that the picture is just a parody with a pun in it.

I know.

...If it -was- a movie, would it be a good movie? And would there be monkeys in it?

...

Should I be worried if my teachers keep...being stupid-ish? Like my math teacher keeps calling folders 'notebooks' and my spanish teacher made me write a "paragraph" about myself...but she wanted me to -try- to make it 500 words. -Do- paragraphs have 500 words? D:

Why do I -have- to have gym class? D:

Why do I -have- to have a foreign language class for at least a year? (Or is it 2 years? I don't remember.)

Why are there posters in my school that say "No parking"? (They -do- say 'No loitering' and something else too.)

Am I bad/mean if I don't trust my spanish teacher just 'cuz she can speak a language that I barely know?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How do I earn positive points, since I seem so good at earning negative ones?

[Boog]

O RLY?

On a side note, does something count as a question if it has a question mark, or is there other criteria required?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

OMG! That's right! I did ask those questions because I am bored! How did ya know?

What should I do with this MASSIVE amount of free time I have?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Are we allowed to tell Castle Pokemetroid what to do with his free time? :-)


Particularly if we phrase it all as questions? :-)

[bill]

Dy'all have a help desk for customer service?

[e_voyager]

is the new zero more samurai or ninja?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How old are ninjas? Or how long have we known about them?

What is he looking at?


Why is so freaking funny?

[ShadesFox]

are people trying to rob me of what sanity i have left buried in my hoard?
if some one is truly emotionally unstable but mentally passes all of the sanity test and has not committed any crimes (as for as others know) is it justify to call them crazy or lock them up?

do my questions seem to personal to answer?

They penguins steal all.

You might want to note that the picture is just a parody with a pun in it.

I know.

...If it -was- a movie, would it be a good movie? And would there be monkeys in it?

...

Should I be worried if my teachers keep...being stupid-ish? Like my math teacher keeps calling folders 'notebooks' and my spanish teacher made me write a "paragraph" about myself...but she wanted me to -try- to make it 500 words. -Do- paragraphs have 500 words? D:

Why do I -have- to have gym class? D:

Why do I -have- to have a foreign language class for at least a year? (Or is it 2 years? I don't remember.)

Why are there posters in my school that say "No parking"? (They -do- say 'No loitering' and something else too.)

Am I bad/mean if I don't trust my spanish teacher just 'cuz she can speak a language that I barely know?

*splashes some gas around the place and sets it all on fire.*
IT'S NOT FOR YOU!

How do I earn positive points, since I seem so good at earning negative ones?

*stares at his fire*
Well, you haven't set anything on fire yet, that will hurt your karma negativing.

O RLY?

On a side note, does something count as a question if it has a question mark, or is there other criteria required?

It is mostly my whim.  Not much else to it.

OMG! That's right! I did ask those questions because I am bored! How did ya know?

What should I do with this MASSIVE amount of free time I have?

Research.  Cryogenics is a favorite of mine.  Freeze bugs and see if the pop back to life.  Tends not to work for me though.

Are we allowed to tell Castle Pokemetroid what to do with his free time? :-)


Particularly if we phrase it all as questions? :-)

If it amuses me you can.

Dy'all have a help desk for customer service?

Yes, though we only employed those guys you read about in BOFH.

is the new zero more samurai or ninja?

Screw that.  He needs a monkey.

How old are ninjas? Or how long have we known about them?

What is he looking at?


Why is so freaking funny?

He is looking at the ducks.  They fell down the storm drain.  Where they were eaten.  By the zombie waddle gator. 


((PS: there are no ninjas, don't ask about them ever again.))

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What should I do with this MASSIVE amount of free time I have?

Are we allowed to tell Castle Pokemetroid what to do with his free time? :-)


Particularly if we phrase it all as questions? :-)

If it amuses me you can.

Oh, really?

Castle Pokemetroid, you could:
- Start an ant farm from scratch, selecting each ant from a different colony for visual effect and colour pattern?
- Start drawing your own sprite comic, pixel by pixel?
- Count the grains of sand on a beach?
- Set fire to yourself, and see how long it takes the fire department to respond?
-- For bonus points, make a statistically significant sample?
-- For extra bonus points, make a statistically significant same of a statistically significant number of departments?
- Catch up on every webcomic I read?
- Search the listings for more that I might like, and read them all before suggesting any?
- Start a round-the-world snail race?
- Dig to Australia?
- Swim to Switzerland?
- Earn a degree?
- Get a job as a phone monkey for an ISP?
- Make up a list like this?
...

[Dakata]

Should I be worried if my teachers keep...being stupid-ish? Like my math teacher keeps calling folders 'notebooks' and my spanish teacher made me write a "paragraph" about myself...but she wanted me to -try- to make it 500 words. -Do- paragraphs have 500 words? D:

Why do I -have- to have gym class? D:

Why do I -have- to have a foreign language class for at least a year? (Or is it 2 years? I don't remember.)

Why are there posters in my school that say "No parking"? (They -do- say 'No loitering' and something else too.)

Am I bad/mean if I don't trust my spanish teacher just 'cuz she can speak a language that I barely know?

*splashes some gas around the place and sets it all on fire.*
IT'S NOT FOR YOU!

Why?

Can I re-ask my questions since mean 'ol Shades just burned stuff? D:

Why are teachers so evil?

[e_voyager]

does dakata mean dectivite Shades?
how much power doe it take to be happy?

[bill]

Can you see the real me, Can ya? Can ya?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Ant farm huh? Were would I get one?

[Tiger_T]

*splashes some gas around the place and sets it all on fire.*
IT'S NOT FOR YOU!

Why?

Can I re-ask my questions since mean 'ol Shades just burned stuff? D:

Why are teachers so evil? D:

No.
Because you need to learn stuff so they don't get fired.

does dakata mean dectivite Shades?
how much power doe it take to be happy?

Purple.
None.

Can you see the real me, Can ya? Can ya?

I could, but I don't want to.

Ant farm huh? Were would I get one?

Build one. With TOOLS! D'Oh.

[e_voyager]

who did you get purpal from my questin?
what does cash tankerson refer to himsel in the third person?

[vulpesweasel]

What does ftw stand for?
What is with the new point system and is it a threat to me and my existence?
What do women see in Justin Timberlake *is mauled by women*
Does Lucas/Marcone really stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why does my dad's cellular internet keep disconnecting.

[Nikki]

Will i ever reach the Rank of Cute sub-goddess?

[Roureem Egas]

Now I have the post of the devil, and it's right here. Back to the usual schedule.

who did you get purpal from my questin?
what does cash tankerson refer to himsel in the third person?

Huh?

Cash Tankerson, I guess.

What does ftw stand for?
What is with the new point system and is it a threat to me and my existence?
What do women see in Justin Timberlake *is mauled by women*
Does Lucas/Marcone really stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK?

For the win. But I did see one person use it as WTF backwards, until somebody told him it was alreadly used differently.

I felt like using it after reading a little more about how Fubuki from Yugioh GX used it as a way of expressing his mood. I'm not using it as a way to threaten your existence. Though the rest of the team seems to have picked it up...
<.< >.> Minus three points! Kekekeke...

Ask a woman. I'm guessing you'll get high-pitched fangirl squealing, though.

Never heard of it. Want to test it?

Why does my dad's cellular internet keep disconnecting.

You're using a cell as a modem? That doesn't sound too reliable to me. But then, I'm not tech savvy.

Will i ever reach the Rank of Cute sub-goddess?

No.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Am I allowed to know what my current point level is?

[e_voyager]

what is a point leveL?
why am i useally last to know?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

does windows hate me? this is the second time in as many months I've ended up with a potentially imposible to fix problem.
hmm...
did I piss it off by insalling linux on my computer?

[Vaguely Creepy]

Considering that even steel can only be built so high before it falls down, what do you think is the likelihood of part of mankind's future growth being made down instead of up? As in, do you think subterranean living and working complexes are feasible possibilities for giving us more space in the future?

What's the approximate amount of force required to break a pure diamond that's about one dekagram in mass?