Ask the All Purpose Fox

[Gabi]

Uh.. How long can I stay here?

That's not for you to decide.

So.. who does decide?

shouldn't llearch be sent back to Gabe Newell for processing?

That's not your call.

Will we ever live on Mars?
Why is Junk food Junk food?
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Due to your last and greatly overdone question, all questions in that post will be ignored.

Are we may be missing something important?

The faster you move the slower time moves around you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the word for people like me?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the word for people like you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the word for people like llearch?

What kind of pizza do you like best?

Yes.

Next 3 questions: which word are you referring to?

Fugazzetta.

[Suwako]

>deleted because of great stupidity<

~Aiyno wolf  

[Saist]

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like me?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like llearch?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Dakata?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Darkmoon?

Is Wolfy TRYING to tick the Fox's off?

And if so, how far away from the Ink blast is considered safe, yet viewable?

[bill]

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like me?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like llearch?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Dakata?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Darkmoon?

Dear lord. You're on a one way trip to charring.

[Gabi]

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like me?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like llearch?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Dakata?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Darkmoon?

Dear lord. You're on a one way trip to charring.

So are you.

[bill]

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like me?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like you?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like llearch?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Dakata?

What webcomic is the best webcomic in the world for people like Darkmoon?

Dear lord. You're on a one way trip to charring.

So are you.

Whoops.

[Suwako]

What western countries in europe have foxes living in them?

[Poofyspikes]

What western countries in europe have foxes living in them?

Well, barring zoos and the like, red foxes can be found in much of Europe. They can be found in a variety of habitats, from cities to prairies to scrublands to forests. However, they don't go too far north, as that's Arctic fox territory.

If you actually want to go see some, I'd recommend England.

[Gullible]

Scotland has plenty of foxes as well, more than England I imagine.

Why is it Scottish things become British when they're good?  For example, when the Scottish curling team at the Olympics won gold and then went on a tour of Britain, they suddenly became known as the British team. >.< (Is a Scots' Nationalist)

[Aridas]

Scotland has plenty of foxes as well, more than England I imagine.

Why is it Scottish things become British when they're good? For example, when the Scottish curling team at the Olympics won gold and then went on a tour of Britain, they suddenly became known as the British team. >.< (Is a Scots' Nationalist)

Is that anything like the incident with the british all turning into scotsmen?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

So.. who does decide?

Ink. Or maybe Shades or Azlan, whoever gets you first.

Hmm. But.. why would Ink get me, since I've asked a question (politely, even) in every post?

Surely I should get granted some leeway for that? Or are the APF's totally irrational in response? :-)


*hides*

[Tiger_T]

Scotland has plenty of foxes as well, more than England I imagine.

Why is it Scottish things become British when they're good?  For example, when the Scottish curling team at the Olympics won gold and then went on a tour of Britain, they suddenly became known as the British team. >.< (Is a Scots' Nationalist)

It's like every time. People think eclectic.

Scotland has plenty of foxes as well, more than England I imagine.

Why is it Scottish things become British when they're good? For example, when the Scottish curling team at the Olympics won gold and then went on a tour of Britain, they suddenly became known as the British team. >.< (Is a Scots' Nationalist)

Is that anything like the incident with the british all turning into scotsmen?

As long as they refrain from all wearing kilts...

So.. who does decide?

Ink. Or maybe Shades or Azlan, whoever gets you first.

Hmm. But.. why would Ink get me, since I've asked a question (politely, even) in every post?

Surely I should get granted some leeway for that? Or are the APF's totally irrational in response? :-)


*hides*

Because he punishes Non-AP-team question-answerers.
No. You just don't get the brilliance in their responses.

[bill]

Does the phrase "No holds barred" even make sense?

[Dakata]

How can you see into my eyes...like open doors?

(1 positive karma point to the APF that gets the referrence the question is from)

I'm not an APF, so can I have a negative karma for Evanescence - Wake Me Up Inside?

(Since the original APF who answered missed it :-)

Am I allowed to laugh at Llearchy because that's not the name of the song? It's "Bring me to life", not "Wake me up inside", silly box.

...*Thinks*...

Who has the creepiest avatar?

Why are yaps so cute? X3 *Pets Tiggy, Ink's yap and Gabi's yaps*

Is Llearchy flammable?

Edit: I'm adding more questions. D:

What's an easy way to delete bookmarks (favorites) on Firefox? Clicking 'Bookmarks', then scrolling doooown, then right cliiiiiicking, and then deleeeeeeting gets boring after a while. D:

Is having a fast metabolism a good thing or a bad thing? D:

Why does my mom tell me being anti-social and crap is UNHEALTHY? (Yes, I'm anti-social IRL. )

[KarlOmega1]

who wants to play foxball with sonic and knuckles?

[Roureem Egas]

Does the phrase "No holds barred" even make sense?

It depends on your interpretation. Holds could also refer to a stronghold or a base, as opposed to restrictions. I almost always interpret things differently than most people.

How can you see into my eyes...like open doors?

(1 positive karma point to the APF that gets the referrence the question is from)

I'm not an APF, so can I have a negative karma for Evanescence - Wake Me Up Inside?

(Since the original APF who answered missed it :-)

Am I allowed to laugh at Llearchy because that's not the name of the song? It's "Bring me to life", not "Wake me up inside", silly box.

...*Thinks*...

Who has the creepiest avatar?

Why are yaps so cute? X3 *Pets Tiggy, Ink's yap and Gabi's yaps*

Is Llearchy flammable?

Edit: I'm adding more questions. D:

What's an easy way to delete bookmarks (favorites) on Firefox? Clicking 'Bookmarks', then scrolling doooown, then right cliiiiiicking, and then deleeeeeeting gets boring after a while. D:

Is having a fast metabolism a good thing or a bad thing? D:

Why does my mom tell me being anti-social and crap is UNHEALTHY? (Yes, I'm anti-social IRL. )

Weren't you going to anyway? That song isn't to my taste no matter the title.

Before, it would be your ketchup-wing avatar you had a few hours ago. Now, I haven't picked.

So they'll bite when you don't expect it. D:

I don't use Firefox often enough to know.

Ask your wallet.

There's a difference between clinical anti-social personality disorder and being a recluse. So unless you display at least three of the following, your mother is just saying get out of the house for a bit.

who wants to play foxball with sonic and knuckles?

Phbbt. :p

[Dakata]

Before, it would be your ketchup-wing avatar you had a few hours ago. Now, I haven't picked.

...What, did you think I was Xze? I'm Dakata, silly (Whatever-Roureem-is)!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego the muffin man?

Is Llearchy pretty? D:

Is Llearchy witty? D:

Is Llearchy ghey?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

I remember hearing somewhere that you should NEVER feed mows pure sugar. why is this? and would honey have the same effect?

[Kenji]

A flower?

No silly, that's a skunk.

Can I paint FKK to look like a skunk?

As long as it's a spotted skunk and I don't end up acting like Flower.

who wants to play foxball with sonic and knuckles?

If you're referring to Tails, then how about we use you instead?

[ShadesFox]

I remember hearing somewhere that you should NEVER feed mows pure sugar. why is this? and would honey have the same effect?

Well, the first thing you have to remember is that mows explode.  DO NOT QUESTION THIS!  You will not live to regret it.  Unless you are one of the immortals.  In which case explosions are amusing

Anyways, mows expode.  When you feed them pure sugar, they REALLY explode.  Like, surprise the ninja and the pirates explode.  Like, big boy sulks away in shame.  The sort of explosion that is rather uncomfortable even to immortals.  Anyways, that is why you don't feed sugar to the mow.

On the other hand, honey simply causes them to catch on fire.  In which case you can play burning mow bowling!  You feed the mow some honey, throw it down the bowling ally and it bursts into flames and goes down the ally and hits the pens.  Greatest sport ever.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Am I allowed to laugh at Llearchy because that's not the name of the song? It's "Bring me to life", not "Wake me up inside", silly box.

Can I blame Google for leading me astray? :-)

Is Llearchy pretty? D:
Is Llearchy witty? D:
Is Llearchy ghey? D:

My wife thinks so. I think so. And... and....

.... what the heck is ghey? That's not in the dictionary.

[Dakata]

Am I allowed to laugh at Llearchy because that's not the name of the song? It's "Bring me to life", not "Wake me up inside", silly box.

Can I blame Google for leading me astray? :-)

Is Llearchy pretty? D:
Is Llearchy witty? D:
Is Llearchy ghey?

My wife thinks so. I think so. And... and....

.... what the heck is ghey? That's not in the dictionary.

*Gehy/Gay (Oh gawds, I spelled 'gehy' wrong! I'm so bad.)

Why doesn't Llearchy have a box yap? D:

What kind of box is Llearchy? Is he a brit-box? Is he an american box? Is he a stupid box?

...*Notices Shade-y's one answer*

There's a difference between clinical anti-social personality disorder and being a recluse. So unless you display at least three of the following, your mother is just saying get out of the house for a bit.

Should I be worried if I have like 3 or 4 of those symptoms? D:

Why won't mom leave me alone when I wanna stay inside? She knows I hate people. I hatez them, and they hatez me.

Should I be worried if I keep waking up every 20-45 minutes? It's almost 4 in the morning right now. *Rubs his/her widdle eyes*

[Aridas]

Should I prepare the burny fire for Dakata, or does that job belong to yet another APF?

[Dakata]

Should I prepare the burny fire for Dakata, or does that job belong to yet another APF?

What'd I do?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*Gehy/Gay (Oh gawds, I spelled 'gehy' wrong! I'm so bad.)

Why doesn't Llearchy have a box yap? D:

What kind of box is Llearchy? Is he a brit-box? Is he an american box? Is he a stupid box?

Didn't my first answer also answer that?

Shouldn't you direct that question at the artist, rather than the APF's? I thought ForestCat wasn't one of the APF Team? Did you want Forest to get burninated? :-)

Perhaps we should leave it at that? Maybe the APF's would like some better, somewhat less rhetorical questions to answer? Like... say, how about... "Can one of you tell me why life zips by so quickly?"

[Gareeku]

Should I prepare the burny fire for Dakata, or does that job belong to yet another APF?

What'd I do? D:

No offense, but asking stupid and pointless questions kind of justifies it.

Llearch: I think reason why life flies by so quickly may be down to personal opinion. I believe that the reason life flies by so quickly is that, especially in western cultures, there is so much going on in life. Consider factors like work, family life, times with friends etc, and you will often have so much going on in your life, that you simply forget where the time goes.

[bill]

Who died and made you folks APF members?

[Gareeku]

No one died, but Gabi, Azlan and ShadesFox made me an APF member.

[Dakata]

Should I prepare the burny fire for Dakata, or does that job belong to yet another APF?

What'd I do?

No offense, but asking stupid and pointless questions kind of justifies it.

I still don't know what I did. D:

Is Gaweeku the only Fa'Lina fan boy?

When will Billy change his avvie? D:

Can Llearchy be used as a box-hat?

...*Think think think*

What kind of cookies does the dark side have?

Who's the blonde femme yap hugging Gaweeku's yap? D:

Do we need more silly smilies?

[Gareeku]

1. No, but i'm the number one Fa'Lina fan boy.

2. When he feels like it.

3. Probably, but only if he lets you.

4. dark chocolate chip.

5. One of my other characters. An angel lioness named Katrina.

6. Only if they are good silly smilies.