Ask the All Purpose Fox

[BlackJokerFox]

nevar, I fear no man or woman unless they bear the title of MOD

[Kitsune Ascendant]

so, what do you ap foxes do. I mean, besides answering questions of varying degrees of seriousness?

[Magic]

My question is simple

Who would win in a fight between Superman and Jesus?

Neither, Superman does not attack random people without cause and Jesus would likely not do so either... he doesn't strike me as the big fighting type.

I DID NOT ASK YOU PEASANT!

Azlan is an APF. You are not. Brace yourself.

Hm. Tough case. High-strung.

Azlan, it's yours. He crossed you, not me.

[KarlOmega1]

What would you (and by you I mean your fursona) do if The Autobots and the Decepticons landed on your world?

[Damaris]

Do the APs want to work out a punishment with the mods to punish those who do not fear in-thread punishment?  (I'm totally willing to play along with that) >)

[Dakata]

Can I do this and live? >:3 *Hugs Ink...just because he's UBER-evil and Dakata ENVIEZ him...and wants him to teach him/her how to be UBER-evil* :3

Who's the 2nd evillest fox in here? (We all know Ink's the evillest...or am I confoozled? D: )

Should I kill my cousin for telling my evil mom some evil, evil secrets of mine? DX

Why does my evil mom think that she needs to know all of my secwets? D:
(If she knew one of my evil, evil secrets she'd hate me forever...And if she knew a few other evil, evil secrets, she would bother me forever. Why doesn't she understand that she'd probably be better off not knowing? DX)

...

If I'm sorry for being a mean widdle pervert in the Abel's Story thread, should I say sorry here, say sorry in the AS thread, PM Amber and say I'm sorry or be lazy and try being not-pervy-ish?
*Blames evil body for not wanting to sleep when it's s'pose to, evil hormones for being hormone-y and evil relatives for stressing Dakata out with their butthole-ness*

...*Wears the not-nice hat* XP *Doesn't want people knowing he/she can be...NICE*

[ShadesFox]

What would you (and by you I mean your fursona) do if The Autobots and the Decepticons landed on your world?

Set them all on fire, invite a bunch of buddies for beer and a BBQ.

Do the APs want to work out a punishment with the mods to punish those who do not fear in-thread punishment?  (I'm totally willing to play along with that) >)

Your offer intrigues me and I wish to discuss this further.

Can I do this and live? *Hugs Ink...just because he's UBER-evil and Dakata ENVIEZ him...and wants him to teach him/her how to be UBER-evil*

Who's the 2nd evillest fox in here? (We all know Ink's the evillest...or am I confoozled? )

Should I kill my cousin for telling my evil mom some evil, evil secrets of mine? DX

Why does my evil mom think that she needs to know all of my secwets? D:
(If she knew one of my evil, evil secrets she'd hate me forever...And if she knew a few other evil, evil secrets, she would bother me forever. Why doesn't she understand that she'd probably be better off not knowing? DX)

...

If I'm sorry for being a mean widdle pervert in the Abel's Story thread, should I say sorry here, say sorry in the AS thread, PM Amber and say I'm sorry or be lazy and try being not-pervy-ish?
*Blames evil body for not wanting to sleep when it's s'pose to, evil hormones for being hormone-y and evil relatives for stressing Dakata out with their butthole-ness*

...*Wears the not-nice hat* XP *Doesn't want people knowing he/she can be...NICE*

Now, that largely depends on how much Ink likes you.

Azlan.

I'm not overly fond of killing.  It is best to prolong the suffering.

Mothers seem to have that need.  I really wish I knew why because it is annoying.

I see nothing wrong with being pervy my self.  Maybe in the thread where you did the perving?

[Saist]

Can I do this and live? *Hugs Ink...just because he's UBER-evil and Dakata ENVIEZ him...and wants him to teach him/her how to be UBER-evil*

Now, that largely depends on how much Ink likes you.

What if you were to scamper by and deliver a ribboning?

Or, how can you tell if Ink likes you?

Do we really want to know if Ink likes us?

If he does, how fast do we have to run to get away?

[BlackJokerFox]

Why are you people taking this so seriously?

[Gabi]

Can I do this and live? *Hugs Ink...just because he's UBER-evil and Dakata ENVIEZ him...and wants him to teach him/her how to be UBER-evil*

Now, that largely depends on how much Ink likes you.

What if you were to scamper by and deliver a ribboning?

Or, how can you tell if Ink likes you?

Do we really want to know if Ink likes us?

If he does, how fast do we have to run to get away?

Keep your questions to yourself until you've decided whether you want to know the answers.

Why are you people taking this so seriously?

Because every thread has a set of rules (or at least a topic) which makes it different from every other thread, and that's why it makes sense to have various threads instead of one huge bag of posts. If you want to post something that doesn't belong to a thread, post it somewhere else, where it does belong.

[Kenji]

What would you (and by you I mean your fursona) do if The Autobots and the Decepticons landed on your world?

Ask em how to get to Cybertron, cause Maximals are much cooler.
...
And Predacons don't turn into giant guns...

[ShadesFox]

Why are you people taking this so seriously?

Well, setting people on fire is a very serious job!

[Nikki]

Why is Xze Suddenly obsessed with a certain Pirate?

[vulpesweasel]

does Mike Tyson really eat children?

[Gullible]

Ketchup with lobster?
And what is the difference between Ketchup and Catsup?

[Eibborn]

Why is Xze Suddenly obsessed with a certain Pirate?

Because Cap'n Jack Sparrow Rox the WORLD's sox!

does Mike Tyson really eat children?

Well, more like babies...

Ketchup with lobster?
And what is the difference between Ketchup and Catsup?

Never tried. I don't like lobster very much, so maybe ketchup would help the taste?
What it's made of. Tomato vs. small mammal. Or there is none. I'm not telling which is true! |3

[Nikki]

Why is Xze afraid of needles? 

[Roureem Egas]

Why is Xze afraid of needles? 

Natural instinct. That party animal in your mind demands that you avoid pain.

[Malakin]

Will SupremeCommander or Company of Heros be "the next starcraft" ?

[ShadesFox]

Will SupremeCommander or Company of Heros be "the next starcraft" ?

I'm betting on Sword of the Stars my self.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Should this thread be transferred to the Games area? Or is it happy where it is?

... just a thought I had...

[Gareeku]

Should this thread be transferred to the Games area? Or is it happy where it is?

... just a thought I had...

the APF thread isn't really a "game" as such, its a place where questions are asked, and answers are given to those seeking them. Nothing more.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Am I allowed to say "thanks" for the clarification without burnination? :-)

[Saist]

Am I allowed to say "thanks" for the clarification without burnination? :-)

shouldn't that box over there be up on a shelf?

[vulpesweasel]

Have you hugged a zombie today?

[Gareeku]

Llearch: Gratitude is always welcome, as far as I know.

Saist: Yes. Yes he should. But i'll probably lose my fingers if I tried anything. >_>

Vulpes: Actually I haven't, unfortunately. I really should though.

[Nikki]

How many people Have Tried to Hug Xze and succeded? 

[Saist]

How many people Have Tried to Hug Xze and succeded? 

Can I find out?

[vulpesweasel]

why are non apf's answering questions?

[Aridas]

aren't non-apfs supposed to have terrible punishments for answering questions?